Author Topic: Sweet Monique. London.  (Read 3204 times)


24 review(s) for _SweetMONIQUE_ (22 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline Georgejetson

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Venue: Bring an 85mg baby aspirin and eat it as you leave the station. This will keep the shard of plaque from  breaking off your aorta as you trudge up 6-7 flights of stairs with increasing heat. No lift.  But a nice place.  Weirdly the front door was open, there are 2 security guys that don't give a shit as you walk by, and you go past door after door on each level  of what seems like family and young couples apartments. Seemed a bit surreal. Walk in, walk by, and walk up, like you own the place and you'll be fine. If you a trembling guilty lurker type you might have an issue.  She may be moving she said.

Girl:  A bit better in the face than I expected, and less of a toned body than I expected. Cute.  More baby fat than the photos would lead you to believe. I complimented her breast Doctor. Amazing work. They felt pretty close to real.

Service : All very willing and compliant but nothing approaching passionate, or any fake version of passionate. OWO was good (but some would say too much hand) , DT was so so. Few positions all pretty good. I am marking this positive but just barely. Like punting and life in general, the so so part of the experience was situational. I already had a 1.5 hour punt in the early afternoon, and this slot was 7-8, which was her end of shift. I was tired. She was done for day and getting ready to go meet friends for dinner (a Polish restaurant. I wanted to ask her the name but figured I would seem like a stalker rather than someone who just wants a good bockwurst). She kept doing anything I asked without hesitation, but the steam levels were low for both of us. Left 10 minutes early. My choice. Friendly. Good eye contact throughout. Nice.

Would I return? Probably not.

Offline Tony_Red

Thanks for the review. A couple of other puntershave said the same thing: the passion/enthusiasm/hornyness (fake/real) us just not there, or hit and miss.

Personally that's not great for 120/hr and the 30m drive into London in the evening. And if she's tired later in the day than that's a definite no-no.

A while back her good looks would have been enough for me to visit, but i'm being more cautious now and that means she drops down the list.

Thanks again.

Offline Gynaemyte


She IS a great girl if you can tolerate the fakes.

Offline barnstorm123

Her tits are not good IMO. They're soft and nipples are responsive but they don't look great.

I saw Monique for the second time recently. She had put on some weight since my first visit but the experience was still good. She still takes a facial like a champ.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Comms: Efficient. All text. No hitches.

Venue: Bring an 85mg baby aspirin and eat it as you leave the station. This will keep the shard of plaque from  breaking off your aorta as you trudge up 6-7 flights of stairs with increasing heat. No lift.  But a nice place.  Weirdly the front door was open, there are 2 security guys that don't give a shit as you walk by, and you go past door after door on each level  of what seems like family and young couples apartments. Seemed a bit surreal. Walk in, walk by, and walk up, like you own the place and you'll be fine. If you a trembling guilty lurker type you might have an issue.  She may be moving she said.

Girl:  A bit better in the face than I expected, and less of a toned body than I expected. Cute.  More baby fat than the photos would lead you to believe. I complimented her breast Doctor. Amazing work. They felt pretty close to real.

Service : All very willing and compliant but nothing approaching passionate, or any fake version of passionate. OWO was good (but some would say too much hand) , DT was so so. Few positions all pretty good. I am marking this positive but just barely. Like punting and life in general, the so so part of the experience was situational. I already had a 1.5 hour punt in the early afternoon, and this slot was 7-8, which was her end of shift. I was tired. She was done for day and getting ready to go meet friends for dinner (a Polish restaurant. I wanted to ask her the name but figured I would seem like a stalker rather than someone who just wants a good bockwurst). She kept doing anything I asked without hesitation, but the steam levels were low for both of us. Left 10 minutes early. My choice. Friendly. Good eye contact throughout. Nice.

Would I return? Probably not.

Beautifully written, like the opening to a novel, less Sam Spade than Sam Paid and kudos for two punts in a day, sterling work fella.

Offline Lp1975

Her tits are not good IMO. They're soft and nipples are responsive but they don't look great.

I saw Monique for the second time recently. She had put on some weight since my first visit but the experience was still good. She still takes a facial like a champ.

Thanks for the review.... and useful thoughts from BS123.

Because that's actually what I thought when I met her recently (see review) - everything was fine but it wasn't a knockout by any means. And now that I think about it - it is true that she has put on quite a bit of weight recently.

There was nothing obviously bad about it - but somehow not enough to tempt me back in a hurry.


Offline Georgejetson

Thanks Yaboa. I appreciate the kind words. But in regards to your reviews... Il miglior fabbro!