Been a while still I struggled to review a punt and this is one of those punts. So you’ll have to stick with me with this one as it’s quite a saga.
External Link/Members Only The short version.This punt had all the ingredients for a glorious full on filthy fuck the likes of which the punting gods would have been proud of.
So what happened then ?? FFS my dick went on strike.
Great bottle of wine though !!!
First I am going to describe her.Megan is a damned fine looking mixed race, light skinned, basian lass. She is about 5’5” tall and has really long black hair and brown/hazel eyes.
Her profile pictures on the IK website are highly accurate. Her face though for obvious reasons is not shown. The size 10 on IK’s website is IMHO a little generous and is more like a “curvy” size 10/12 with the most tremendous peachy bubble butt bum and a bit of a belly. I reckon her stats are 34-30-36 and that her full natural breasts are a C/D cup. Her age is given as 28 and I reckon that’s not far off.
Megan has a couple of discreet tattoos and piercings which are nothing worth writing home about.
I reckon she’s a 7/10 every day of the week.
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only The booking process.I was discussing the “bed” in one of IK’s other flats with their goalkeeper and she pipes up that one of their other lasses who I know is a right filthy bitch, and was on my to do list, had asked her to ask me if I fancied a meet. In the words of the agency goalkeeper. The pro$$ie asked her to “…..get me a meet with that guy because I would love to get my naughty hands on him” effectively booking me.
I mean really a pro$$ie calling me out. That’s like a red rag to a bull and my dick instantly took control. So now my dick was in control my reaction was hell yes and fuck it I’m going to have 3 hours as I ain’t got nowt better to do. The 3 hours wasn’t there but 2 hours was which I accepted.
The waiting game.It’s an agency punt so other than confirming my dress request there was no waiting game.
The Venue.Top end agency apartment in the La Dock area of Leeds. For those not familiar with this location there are plenty of swords and bits of armour not far away from the flat to look at.
The meeting.For a change there was no confirmation as it was me that had been called out by the pro$$ie. TBH having been called out I spent most of the day sat at work staring into outer space thinking to myself damn I best be good as this lass is going to eat me alive. The anticipation built and come the appointed time I was off like a shot as I headed to Leeds. I got to the car park at La Dock 10 minutes early and sent the text to the agency saying I’d give it 5 and then make my way over.
FFS the doors on the building were both busted which added to the experience but I was in luck as I was able to get in when someone came out. Bang on time I was knocking on the door. My knock was greeted by that click click sound of heels that always sets my heart racing. The door opened and of course there was nobody there. From behind it emerged Megan and oh my is all I can say for what happened next. No chance to look at her really, no hello no fuck all she just flew at me stuck her tongue down my throat and grabbed my cock through my trousers. My sort of greeting !!!
We then went into the living room and Megan offered me a drink. Well as it happens I had a nice bottle of red with me which got opened.
I now got chance to have a look. Ding dong dressed as requested in a LBD with tights and heels. Bless her Megan asked me what the tights were about so I told her “Coz I’m gonna rip them off with my teeth”. That made her squeal with excitement as she grabbed me and snogged my face off some more. I now told her I was going to wash my cock and made my move. Well Megan says to me “I don’t think so…dance for me and strip”. How could I refuse so like a good boy I did a somewhat pathetic attempt at a striptease for her. That’s a first !!! As I was stripping I asked Megan about the menu and she’s says to me “for you everything sweetie”. Fuck me that was unexpected as her IK profile clearly doesn’t say that. Hmmm YMMV boys and mine certainly looked like it was going to. So now I had stripped Megan grabbed me and pulled me by the dick to the kitchen table. Megan then sat down, licked her way down my body paying particular attention to my nipples, then proper licked my balls and shaft before barking at me ….“Get in the shower then !! I’ll be waiting right here.”
Fuck me she’s a bossy bitch and I wasn’t saying no to her. So I ran in and out of the shower and there she was waiting for me and then the attack commenced in earnest. My cock went straight to the back of her throat and then she pulled me in deeper. The gagging commenced and she gorged herself on my cock. She then came up for air and says to me “Is that the best you can do MrFishywho come on big boy fuck my face properly” so I did. I fucked her face as hard and as fast as I thought appropriate and fuck me she came back up and told me I wasn’t trying hard enough. So I tried harder. Her eye makeup went everywhere as the tears started to flow and now I got some praise. “Good boy” she said to me…”you do know how to fuck a girl’s face.” The most remarkable thing about this is as I was smashing into the back of her mouth and down her throat she’s looking at me with this butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth sort of look and OMFG was it something to behold.
Well now Megan says to me “I need to get more comfy as I want to drink your cum.” To which my response was “Fuck that I’m doing the swallowing” as we both then simultaneously said “SNOWBALLING”. So over to the settee we went as she gets on her knees between my legs and attacked me again. She now starts to finger rim me so I says to her “Stop fucking around and shove it up there”. That stopped her as she says to me “You dirty bastard I’ll get shit on my finger” as she spat on my arse and then put one then two fingers up my there. Kettle, pot black as she then takes her fingers out and gives them a sniff. Fucking hilarious as she says to me “You’ll do” as she then spits on my arsehole some more before sticking her tongue in and rimming me. Megan then got back to sucking my dick whilst hunting my prostate with the 2 fingers she’d had up my bum previously. Well she’s furiously fingering my arse and sucking my cock but it’s just not quite working. Megan now says to me “Tell you what you can help me out and wank yourself off while I fuck your arse” to which I responded “not a fucking chance until I’ve fucked yours first”. That made us laugh. I now told Megan “Be a good girl and carry on as you were please” which made is laugh even more. Well the attack continued and I could now feel the sap rising so I told her so and FFS that was a dumb move as of course she couldn’t help herself as came off my cock and said to me “I love the taste of cum in my mouth”. FFS my cock now went on strike and melted just at the point where I was about to go over the edge.
TOO MUCH BANTER !!!
Time for an admission now. I normally take a cock stiffener before a 2 hour or longer punt, I have a long refractory period, and FFS I had left the cock stiffeners on my desk at work so hadn’t had one.
Into the room. We again ate each others faces and I now said to Megan “Your turn”. Her clothes, other than the tights, came off and I just shoved her onto the bed. More really full on kissing and then I went for a lick. Had to have a good look at those tits of hers didn’t I, lovely hard nipples, before I got to the tights. The tights got ripped open with my teeth and in I went. Nice fresh bald pussy, other than the finest landing strip, that I was happy to lick. So I licked and slurped away and stuck in 1 then 2 fingers as I also played hunt the g-spot. I think Megan liked it as she started talking filth, bucked away and then came all over my face. Let’s put it another way if she’s a faker then the lady juices covering my face said different. Well I wasn’t finished yet as I wanted to reduce her to a quivering wreck so in I went in again for even more licking. “Damn you’re good” she says to me as she came again and then pushed my head away as she says to me “Enough, I can’t take any more of that….too sensitive”.
What was left of the tights now got removed and then I sat on her chest and dropped my balls into her mouth. “Come on big boy fuck my face then” she says to me so I pushed my cock into her mouth and did just that. FFS I was now starting to regret having left the cock stiffeners on my desk at work as I just couldn’t hold an erection.
“Best have more wine then hadn’t we” Megan says to me so as she went back into the living room while I went for a piss. Well I went into the other room and Megan wasn’t there. So I turns round to see her sat on the kitchen worktop with a glass of wine in one hand fingering herself with the other hand as she provocatively looked at me and says “I’m gonna claim your arse big boy…so what you waiting for” to which my response was “not before I fuck your arse first” so I went back into the other room grabbed a couple of rubbers and the lube and joined her. I now dropped to my knees and gave her a right good licking. Hmm something not right here I’m thinking to myself as this don’t taste as expecetd. Meagan was dribbling wine out of her mouth onto her navel, so as I’m licking her fanny I’m getting covered in wine as well. Well I had to so I licked it all off her and then asked her to stand. I now span her round, opened her legs by kicking her feet apart, and then I again dropped to my knees and buried my tongue up her arse. The lube now came into play as I lubed her up, slipped my thumb up her arse and 2 fingers in her fanny and gave her a full on fingering. I think she came again as I did this as she eventually started shuddering and then pushed my hand away. Megan now “dragged me by the dick” over to the settee and attacked my cock again. FFS same problem as she was able to get a rise out of me, well sort of, but I just couldn’t hold it together. She now says to me “Well if you aren’t gonna fuck me I’ll fuck myself” as she demanded I go get her toys from the other room.
Woof !!! Woof !! What a good boy I am as I did as I was told.
I came back to find Megan lying on the floor with her legs open giving herself a right good finger blasting so I had to as I got on the floor with her snogged her face off and then buried my tongue back in her fanny. Well Megan says to me “That’s just not good enough as we need that cock of yours to come back to life” as she told me to get sat back on the settee as the assault on my cock and arse continued.
Fuck me she is full on and she was absolutely determined to get my cock to play but alas it just wasn’t to be. Even the prostate massage wasn’t having the desired effect so I stopped her and admitted defeat.
Hmm 20 minutes left. We now chilled out, drank the wine and that was that. I think she's a lovely lass and we got on like a house on fire.
Megan offered me a shower which I took while she tidied up.
When I exited the shower I found Megan in the room. She “ravished” my face and then got dressed into her civvies as I too got dressed. The business now got sorted and my face again got eaten before she showed me to the door and sent me on my way.
I left the flat 2 hours and 15 minutes after I entered it so no clock watching there.
The money bit.I gave Megan £270 for 2 hours of her time.
In conclusion.From time to time I’ll walk out of a punt and think to myself WTF happened there. This punt had all the ingredients for a glorious full on filthy fuck the likes of which the punting gods would have been proud of.
Oh yeah that’s it FFS I forgot the cock stiffener and blew it up for myself as my dick went on strike and I left having failed to cum or even fuck the lass.
I really was in 2 minds about writing this review. I wavered from positive to negative to neutral to WTF which is why I’ve gone green as actually Megan did nothing wrong. FFS if I’d taken the cock stiffener this would IMHO have been a totally different ball game. The lass was filthy, up for anything and really did put the effort in. She never gave up and seemed genuinely disappointed that my cock refused to play nicely.
Let’s put it another way. I’ve unfinished business with this lass and that’s before I let her fuck my arse.
