External Link/Members OnlySo confession time once again. Badvicar wants to podge his regular massage lady, but she is too saintly. So the search was on for a SP with dark skin and thick thighs. Angelina kind of fit the bill, with no small concerns over the boat race.
Rang and spoke to her or a maid , booked a convenient time (postcode had been texted previously). Arrived early and texted that I was early, and there begins the sorry tale of woe.
BV -im here, what’s the address?
AC-ok
5 mins later, agreed time passes .BV rings, no answer.
AC- 45 mins ok
BV- no not ok. It already past agreed time
AC- wait give discount
Being a mug BV figured 20 more minutes wait for discount rates could be ok. Time passed and last text said 30 minutes. Called her a joker and drove home for a rub and tug.
Fuck her and pootown.