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External Link/Members Only I know there's been a few negative reviews on Kelly but somehow I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.
I called in the morning and comms were good, almost too good as the person I spoke to on the phone was polite, slightly flirtatious and spoke english well. 'Can't see what everyones issue with her is' I thought. She sounds nice enough. I suspect now that this must have been her maid. I confirm everything by text and get a positive response then head out to see her.
I arrive at her flat in West London and call again. Once more, good comms. Then Kelly comes down to open the door for me.
This, for me was strike one as I was actually disappointed by what I saw. Kelly was dressed in tracksuit bottoms and slippers with a throw over her shoulders. She's actually really young looking, it's definitely her in the photos but while her profile pic makes her look sexy, infront of me was someone who looked like they've spent the whole day stoned on the couch. Zero sex appeal...If she made an effort, things may have been different but I definitely wasn't looking forward to shagging her.
Then Strike two, I wanted her to confirm how much it was for an hour (so there's no mix up) and she seemed to get annoyed by this. 'It's all on my profile' she said, showing a little attitude. 'Okay' I say, and ask her to chill, realising I won't get the best out of her if she's annoyed...what happened to the sweet girl I spoke to on the phone?
Then, before handing my money over I wanted to be clear on the service. 'Do you do OWO?' I ask.
'That's extra' she says
'Well that's not on your profile' I reply.
Then she went on about how she has a boss or something and therefore has to charge extra for these things. Annoying as I only brought the exact cash I need with me, So I decide to go for 30mins to make up the cost.
'Do you do DFK?' I ask,
'only light kissing. DFK is extra'
'that's not on your profile either...Why are you charging more for DFK?'
At which point she says with her stupid attitude ' Why don't you get a girlfriend if you want DFK'
Strike three. Realising that I wasn't going to get the experience I want out of this, coupled with Kelly's bad attitude I decided to walk. She didn't seem at all bothered but then I got a text from 'her' asking why I left.
Seriously, girls like this are not worth our time or money.
