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External Link/Members OnlyWell..... so trying to tick a few bucket list boxes thought time to try a black girl as I've not done for many many years, came across this AW profile that caught my eye, in fairness the choice of "Ebony" ladies is thin on the ground at least in nottingham it would seem.
Made a call, arranged kissing/owo/ welly sex for £65 - 30 mins, there was no cim on the menu as well as anal...I wasn't too bothered as long as owo was available.
You get a postcode and directions to China Fong or whatever the restaurant was in Plesley Mansfield, told to park in their car park and walk past the cafe to a row of terraced houses, at the back door im met by Natalie who is a slim and fit looking older lady, fake boobs wearing a fancy undies set and high heels, all good so far.
I request a shower and a clean towel is provided as well as shower gel, not the best shower but it washed my cock and armpits fine. My first issue was missing vinyl flooring I was standing on hardboard which I though was a bit unhygienic.
On to the bed and she insists on starting with a massage, not my thing especially in a 30 minute meet but go with the flow, she very very chatty in a Manchester accent and it's dragging on, the massage was crap, talc all over my back and soft hands just rubbing it about not really a massage.
I turn over as tick tock times plodding on to be told "I didn't say turn over yet" to which I reply "I'd rather move straight on please" this seems to have kicked her routine out of sync a tad.
A bit of wanking offered and my hands are off down town but told no fingers, ok some birds don't like this as a matter of hygiene, I get it.
Owo is ok but she forcing my foreskin so painfully back it's becoming unbearable.
Her Gash is so juiced up with what I'm guessing is lube from a previous punt, I'm not putting my tongue in it.
Go to fuck her and apparently the condoms to small so we pause, the next xl condom apparently is coming off (probably all the fucking lube that's everywhere) so she goes to fetch an xxl as I start to droop, now covered all the way to my balls with zero bare skin remaining we do doggy, I reach under and her tits are..... weird, the feel like skin on top of hard concrete implants, totally solid like the silicone has dried up over 20-30 years, like on an old bath.
Over to mish and I go for kissing, this in reality is 3 seconds of tongue outside her mouth, the sex is terrible, she makes her legs stiff so I can't get deep in, and holy shit the fake "omg fuck my tight pussy" and " oh wow that's so good I'm going to come" bullshit is so fake it's funny and annoying all at once.
I thrust what I can to get off I've had enough now.
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This is just a comment not an allegation
When I went in the shower I was told to leave my clothes on a chair in the bedroom, on walking back to the car I thought I had maybe £40-£60 more, I could simply have spent more than I though that day or miss counted an hour before the meet, but it did cross my mind whilst I was getting undressed this wasn't a good idea, I'm not saying I was robbed, just curious to thinking I may have "lost" some cash somewhere, and will leave it at that, if anyone visits this girl just edge that thought with caution.
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So the drive home test, didn't really enjoy it, wouldn't want to revisit, wouldn't recommend.
She was a pleasant and friendly lady, I'd took half a blue before so I functioned but without it she wouldn't have done it for me sadly.
I'm going to leave this as a neutral (bordering on negative) because it was more of I didn't enjoy it that the service was terrible, she did fuck and suck as requested but it just wasn't fun for me.
Chalked up to an experience- 4/10 tops for the meet, her body 6/10 facially 5/10 (she's older than 41 advertised surely) tits 3/10