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Where: Her flat near Crossharbour DLR station

How Long: 1hr

Cost: £150

Comms: Excellent, via UKE and then text on the day

Services: DFK, RO, OWO, DT, Sex, Spanking, Fingering, Facial.

The girl: Short (sorry not good with heights), slim but curvy, small but grabbable tits with nice pert nipples, fantastic arse. Pretty in an understated way. Nice long dark hair, great for grabbing and pulling. Good English but loses the occasional idiom or bit of sarcasm. Still a million miles from the stereotypical Romanian wg.

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t: Fantastic punt. Dirty as hell. Loads of sucking and fucking, didn't clockwatch, great attitude, filthy mouth. Exceeded expectations.

Positives: Extremely dirty, enthusiastic and professional.

Neutrals: Shower has no wall mount. Another girl works in the flat who is audibly present, not a problem for me.

Negatives: Can't think of one.

Would I return: Geography is not ideal as I'm a North London lad but services are great so I may have to drag myself to the docklands again.

TLDR Version: I'd been seeing Kaz's media pop up on UKE and eventually enough was enough, there's only so long you can stare at a girls arse in a picture, knowing said arse is available across town for the princely sum of £150 (For the record, I think she pretty well justifies this fee. For the location I would have hoped for £120-140 but that's nitpicking and the service is quality). Popped her a message on UKE and got an instant response. She said she wasn't working the one night I had available but when I said I would have to leave it for a while she said she would see me which I really appreciated. Time and location agreed , her flat is in a part of London which I almost never go to but it was easy enough to find and a decent place although the shower doesn't attach to the wall which is annoying. Good water pressure though and she gave me TWO WHOLE TOWELS!

For some reason I had the impression that Kaz was quite vanilla and basically just provides a GFE service. This could not be further from the truth. When I arrived she was wearing the little red number which is her current profile pic and looking sexy as hell, she jumped straight in with DFK, always a nice touch. I've had a fixation with her arse and had been anxious to get my face in between those pert little buttocks so I went straight for that. I spent the first ten minutes giving her RO and at that point I was fully expecting the punt to continue in quite a vanilla fashion but this is when Kaz kicked through the gears. As soon as she got her mouth on my diminutive manhood she became a very different beast. Straight to the back of the throat, loads of spit and an incredible expression on her face along with fantastic eye contact and even a cheeky wink. We started off on the bed but I wanted her on her knees and when I put my hand on her head she snarled at me that if I'm going to pull her hair I should fucking pull her hair! This prompted a blistering few minutes of DT, gagging, choking and face fucking that ended with me fucking her mouth while her she lay on her back on the bed and then emptying my sack all over her neck face and tits (thankfully avoiding the eyes although I think some was heading for her nostrils!). She took it like a champ and then commented on the flavour of my little guys.

We then had a few minutes of genuinely interesting chat. She's a bright, opinionated girl who loves movies and culture. It's also getting increasingly interesting meeting UKE girls as (and I imagine some punters will feel differently to others about this, personally I'm ok with it) my reputation had preceded me a little so she was expecting me to be on the kinky side and knew I like to give oral. After trying to convince her La La Land is worth seeing we started off on round 2.

A bit more owo to get us started and then I moved to get her in doggy. She asked for a spanking and I was happy to oblige. She can take it quite hard and it makes me wonder what we could have got up to if I'd gone in with a different mindset. We went at it in doggy for a while, she's deliciously tight, clearly a diligent pelvic floor girl, she loved me using her hair for leverage, gasping and grinning at me in the mirror. Eventually I flipped her over for mish where she hissed at me to "fuck her like I hate her" (I love this girl) which led to a bit of choking play (not something I'd done before, actually kind of fun). As I could feel myself getting closer we went back to head over the bed oral, and I wanked myself to a second finish over her neck and tits. I was genuinely exhausted. Week knees, the whole nine yards. I collapsed on the bed and kaz fetched me a glass of water. I asked what time it was and we were already ten minutes over but she told me not to worry and take my time. I had a second shower and we continued kissing and chatting as I was getting dressed. Thankfully remembered that I hadn't actually given her any money before I went to leave. Wandered out into the night feeling genuinely a bit wobbly and dazed but in the very best of ways. If I can find the time to make the 90 minute pilgrimage to Crossharbour, I will definitely return at some point.

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Sounds like my kind of punt does this. Love a filthy girl who's prepared to really let you destroy them.......

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Great review OFJ.

Sounds like you had some serious fun with Kaz.

She's nearer Mudchute than Crossharbour BTW

She is indeed quite a find, and has the great combination of natural attractive looks (no trout pout or tattooed eyebrows thankfully), soft curvy body with possibly the best ass and tits I've seen.

She has a great attitude, stacks of enthusiasm combined with a huge sex drive. She's also genuinely good company too.

Hope you saved some for the rest of us.

GN :hi:

Offline OutForJustice80

Great review OFJ.

Sounds like you had some serious fun with Kaz.

She's nearer Mudchute than Crossharbour BTW

She is indeed quite a find, and has the great combination of natural attractive looks (no trout pout or tattooed eyebrows thankfully), soft curvy body with possibly the best ass and tits I've seen.

She has a great attitude, stacks of enthusiasm combined with a huge sex drive. She's also genuinely good company too.

Hope you saved some for the rest of us.

GN :hi:
Not to be a pedant but google says 13 minutes from either and crossharbour is earlier if you're coming from the north so I think it's probably quicker. Also an infinitely nicer walk I would say.

She's a really good one. It's good to see as well because I can't think of the last new talent who was skilled and also reliable.

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Should've mentioned by the way that she has a few tats. Nothing too big or dramatic but I know some people value that kind of info.

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Not to be a pedant but google says 13 minutes from either and crossharbour is earlier if you're coming from the north so I think it's probably quicker. Also an infinitely nicer walk I would say.

She's a really good one. It's good to see as well because I can't think of the last new talent who was skilled and also reliable.

Actually you're right, I stand corrected. Took my info from earlier reviews. I get the bus from CW which stops right outside her place, so either way it's not hard to get to.

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Interesting. Thanks for the review OfJ.. I'd written her off as too vanilla, but sounds like I might have a good time.

Offline OutForJustice80

Interesting. Thanks for the review OfJ.. I'd written her off as too vanilla, but sounds like I might have a good time.
I don't know where we got this misconception from!

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I don't know where we got this misconception from!

The misconception was clearly yours.  :unknown:

She's very versatile and adapts to the client like any good SP does. If you read her reviews, she can and does vary her style to suit. I personally prefer a more vanilla meeting but occasionally like to up the pace every now and then and she responds accordingly.

She's certainly not going to appeal to everybody, nobody does. But looking at her reviews to date you'll find few if any genuine complaints about her or the service she provides. I think that speaks volumes.

GN  :hi:

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The dreaded DLR. But that ass.

Your description of it being a pilgrimage seems fair.
Might have to make it down there sometime.

Offline BillGoldberg

Thanks for the review OFJ  :hi:

Sounds like an outstanding SP

Bit skinny for my taste but may have to pay a visit

Do you know if she'd happily provide cock worship, as in 1 whole hour of sucking and jerking followed by a facial and swallow ?

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Thanks for the review OFJ  :hi:

Sounds like an outstanding SP

Bit skinny for my taste but may have to pay a visit

Do you know if she'd happily provide cock worship, as in 1 whole hour of sucking and jerking followed by a facial and swallow ?
I can certainly imagine she'd be up for it but of course you'd need to ask her.


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The misconception was clearly yours.  :unknown:

She's very versatile and adapts to the client like any good SP does. If you read her reviews, she can and does vary her style to suit. I personally prefer a more vanilla meeting but occasionally like to up the pace every now and then and she responds accordingly.

She's certainly not going to appeal to everybody, nobody does. But looking at her reviews to date you'll find few if any genuine complaints about her or the service she provides. I think that speaks volumes.

GN  :hi:
I'm not complaining about her service. I was merely wondering why both Hendrix and I shared the same misconception about her.

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I'm not complaining about her service. I was merely wondering why both Hendrix and I shared the same misconception about her.

I can't answer that can I? I can only assume you've created your own perceptions of her based on the reviews, including mine, plus comments, your contact with her on uke and perhaps the images she has posted.

Perhaps it would have been more astute to be more prescriptive and discuss the type of services you look for with her, before making assumptions and leaving it to happen or not as you appear to have assumed.

Would you have given her a negative if she hadn't complied I wonder?

I wouldn't put her in the same league as Lindsay or KDD for the services you or Hendrix appear look for after reading their reviews but she delivers what she offers with bundles of enthusiasm as you now know. Nuff said.
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I can't answer that can I? I can only assume you've created your own perceptions of her based on the reviews, including mine, plus comments, your contact with her on uke and perhaps the images she has posted.

Perhaps it would have been more astute to be more prescriptive and discuss the type of services you look for with her, before making assumptions and leaving it to happen or not as you appear to have assumed.

Would you have given her a negative if she hadn't complied I wonder?

I wouldn't put her in the same league as Lindsay or KDD for the services you or Hendrix appear look for after reading their reviews but she delivers what she offers with bundles of enthusiasm as you now know. Nuff said.
Settle down mate. Close the stable doors. It was a rhetorical question. I was just surprised to see someone else had made the same incorrect assumption. I went there fully expecting a vanilla punt and would have been satisfied with that. As it was we ended up having a very different and extremely enjoyable evening.

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I can't answer that can I? I can only assume you've created your own perceptions of her based on the reviews, including mine, plus comments, your contact with her on uke and perhaps the images she has posted.

Perhaps it would have been more astute to be more prescriptive and discuss the type of services you look for with her, before making assumptions and leaving it to happen or not as you appear to have assumed.

Would you have given her a negative if she hadn't complied I wonder?

I wouldn't put her in the same league as Lindsay or KDD for the services you or Hendrix appear look for after reading their reviews but she delivers what she offers with bundles of enthusiasm as you now know. Nuff said.

Calm down.

Why would I even contact her if her reviews to date suggest that she's a fluffy gfe?

This is the first one I've read that suggests she may be more versatile. Though, she doesn't appear to be up for duo's, anal or ws so I'd need to compromise my basic requirements anyway. Which, given the dearth of talent,  might be required  :(

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Settle down mate. Close the stable doors. It was a rhetorical question. I was just surprised to see someone else had made the same incorrect assumption. I went there fully expecting a vanilla punt and would have been satisfied with that. As it was we ended up having a very different and extremely enjoyable evening.

Door's closed pal.

That's all I was saying: You made assumptions and if I was you I'd have discussed them before the meet. Common sense if you have specific likes or service requests to discuss them with the SP isn't it?

Pleased you enjoyed it anyway.

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Would you have given her a negative if she hadn't complied I wonder?

What is it with you and your obsession with the reviews of this girl?  :dash:

Edit: Considering what you were banned for the last time, one would think perhaps you'd be a bit brighter and not post in threads pertaining to her as you obviously just can't seem to help yourself.  :rolleyes:
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What is it with you and your obsession with the reviews of this girl?  :dash:

Edit: Considering what you were banned for the last time, one would think perhaps you'd be a bit brighter and not post in threads pertaining to her as you obviously just can't seem to help yourself.  :rolleyes:

Appreciate your concern for my well being.  :sarcastic:

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What is it with you and your obsession with the reviews of this girl?  :dash:

Edit: Considering what you were banned for the last time, one would think perhaps you'd be a bit brighter and not post in threads pertaining to her as you obviously just can't seem to help yourself.  :rolleyes:

Agreed! It's a (very) positive review, no need to create drama around it!


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Agreed! It's a (very) positive review, no need to create drama around it!

I don't see any drama. Sure he had a very good punt which is great. Just made the point that OFJ appears not to have discussed his preferences in any detail with the girl concerned before the punt. Given the
dearth of talent
I thought that would be standard practise.

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I don't see any drama. Sure he had a very good punt which is great. Just made the point that OFJ appears not to have discussed his preferences in any detail with the girl concerned before the punt. Given the  I thought that would be standard practise.

Everyone goes about their business differently. The OP had made a judgement call on the info available to him and decided to see her...the fact is she went further above his expectations than imagined, so result all round.

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Shiny sherwoodian.... you're head doctor will see you now  :lol:

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Thanks cb. I'm out of rehab now  :D

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What is it with you and your obsession with the reviews of this girl?  :dash:

Edit: Considering what you were banned for the last time, one would think perhaps you'd be a bit brighter and not post in threads pertaining to her as you obviously just can't seem to help yourself.  :rolleyes:

He is a white knight fan boy who never learns. :thumbsdown:

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He is a white knight fan boy who never learns. :thumbsdown:

And you're a broken record playing the same tune over and over Smiths. :thumbsdown:

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We did discuss services. It didn't change my preconception as there's a difference between someone who is vanilla at heart agreeing to perform some more PSE oriented services and someone who rasps "fuck me like you hate me" at you while she's encouraging you to lightly strangle her.
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And you're a broken record playing the same tune over and over Smiths. :thumbsdown:

Yep being consistent, better than being a white knight fan boy in my book, but I will let others judge that. :rolleyes:

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Oops. Hit quote instead of modify.
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We did discuss services. It didn't change my preconception as there's a difference between someone who is vanilla at heart agreeing to perform some more PSE oriented services and someone who rasps "fuck me like you hate me" at you while she's encouraging to lightly strangle her.

In which case fair enough. That didn't quite come across in your review.

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Yep being consistent, better than being a white knight fan boy in my book, but I will let others judge that. :rolleyes:

Nope it's pretty boring actually. I assure you.

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Nope it's pretty boring actually. I assure you.

As though your assurances make any difference to me, I have zero respect for WK fan boys on here. :thumbsdown:

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In which case fair enough. That didn't quite come across in your review.
The salient point was that I got more than I bargained for.

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As though your assurances make any difference to me, I have zero respect for WK fan boys on here. :thumbsdown:

And I've no time for monotone dullards. Your respect is not something I need to seek smiths.

I've posted a reasonable amount of reviews and contribute to this forum.

I simply made an observation on a positive review about how the meeting was planned. How does that equate to White Knighting?

The OP has since clarified the point I raised which is fine by me.

A bit of debate or discussion = White Knighting in your head is it? Sounds about right.
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And I've no time for monotone dullards. Your respect is not something I need to seek smiths.

I've posted a reasonable amount of reviews and contribute to this forum.

I simply made an observation on a positive review about how the meeting was planned. How does that equate to White Knighting?

The OP has since clarified the point I raised which is fine by me.

A bit of debate or discussion = White Knighting in your head is it? Sounds about right.

Thanks for the chuckle White Knight.

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Thanks for the chuckle White Knight.

Was the question too complicated for you to answer? Guess so  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Was the question too complicated for you to answer? Guess so  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Again, thanks for the chuckle White Knight, belittling tactics from a fan boy, you couldn't make it up. :rolleyes:

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Again, thanks for the chuckle White Knight, belittling tactics from a fan boy, you couldn't make it up. :rolleyes:

The chuckle's on you if you hadn't realised. And since when does a fanboy query a positive?  :crazy:
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The chuckle's on you if you hadn't realised. And since when does a fanboy query a positive?  :crazy:

Yeah the chuckles all on me, remind me what were you recently banned for. :rolleyes:

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Yeah the chuckles all on me, remind me what were you recently banned for. :rolleyes:

Same old retort smiths. How did I guess you'd resort to that nugget? Broken record yet again! The needle's wearing out now.

So answer the question I asked. How can querying a positive equate to White Knighting?

The OP has responded to my query if you hadn't noticed and I don't see him complaining about the question I raised.
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Everyone goes about their business differently.

Very true. We all have our own methods when discussing services, whatever works for you. Mine vary from one girl to the next. Some folk don't seem to understand that.

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Same old retort smiths. How did I guess you'd resort to that nugget? Broken record yet again! The needle's wearing out now.

So answer the question I asked. How can querying a positive equate to White Knighting?

The OP has responded to my query if you hadn't noticed and I don't see him complaining about the question I raised.

Too embarrassed to answer why you were recently banned for a while, cant say I blame you. :rolleyes:

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The OP has responded to my query if you hadn't noticed and I don't see him complaining about the question I raised.

No, but both he and hendrix suggested you calm down, which points to the fact the points you made may not have been necessary, that you may have gone a little OTT. No bad thing, shit happens. But, it may be worth remembering why you were banned last time, and who that was about, and taking a step back.

Just some, I hope, helpful advice.

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No, but both he and hendrix suggested you calm down, which points to the fact the points you made may not have been necessary, that you may have gone a little OTT. No bad thing, shit happens. But, it may be worth remembering why you were banned last time, and who that was about, and taking a step back.

Just some, I hope, helpful advice.

Thanks SD. Point taken, but I didn't think I was being OTT here. Agree I did on the other one, but I think I raised a valid point which OFJ has clarified. How this can be interpreted as White Knighting is absolutely beyond me. Obviously some folks just like to have a dig.

Sure, same girl but completely different issue, and my query was more to do with how the meeting was booked and the OP's expectations. Just thought it appeared that it wasn't obvious what he was after. This was clarified eventually. No problem.

I occasionally like to blindfold and tie up girls, so always go into very specific details about the meeting to ensure it goes to plan. I rarely get any surprises. The outcome was good in his case but I can imagine a different scenario. where it didn't go as well.

So my point was that it makes sense to agree all services, likes role plays etc etc in advance of the meeting.

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The outcome was good in his case but I can imagine a different scenario. where it didn't go as well.

And then she might get a less than positive review? Do you still not see it?

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And then she might get a less than positive review? Do you still not see it?

tcm

But it didn't did it? :hi:

So you're trying to say I'm reacting to something that didn't happen in an attempt to prevent something that never happened from happening?

You should be script writer tcm  :lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't write Minority Report by any chance did you??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
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So my point was that it makes sense to agree all services, likes role plays etc etc in advance of the meeting.

Yes, absolutely. My point was that everything I had read about Kaz did not make me think there was ANY point in contacting her to ask "Can I piss in your mouth and you then spit it back out onto my cock and choke on it?" - That would be a waste of both our times judging by her "likes" list and her reviews on here.

Now, this review doesn't open the door to me asking that question :D - but I might be inclined to ask some other ones that now seem reasonable.

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But it didn't did it? :hi:

So you're trying to say I'm reacting to something that didn't happen in an attempt to prevent something that never happened from happening?

You should be script writer tcm  :lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't write Minority Report by any chance did you??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Look man. I really don't care but I think the point is that it's not for you to say or worry about. If a punter has a bad punt because he didn't do his homework, make a comment and move on. Even if you happen to like the girl, you do not need to save her. There will be your positive review, his negative review and other punters will make their decision.

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Yes, absolutely. My point was that everything I had read about Kaz did not make me think there was ANY point in contacting her to ask "Can I piss in your mouth and you then spit it back out onto my cock and choke on it?" - That would be a waste of both our times judging by her "likes" list and her reviews on here.

Now, this review doesn't open the door to me asking that question :D - but I might be inclined to ask some other ones that now seem reasonable.

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