Darcy Gateshead
I've had my eye on premium escorts for awhile and this review is very late but and I didn't find this site not long ago and tbh I was scared because she'd know who I was and my social anxity pretty much stopped me. Anyway to begin with I was a virgin for reasons I won't get into before this punt and was nervous as fuck... I'd just got to this site and read the amazing reviews about Delilah... And she was leaving? Anyway it was just after New Years the Monday I believe so the 2nd and I decided to bite the bullet and using any remaining money after Christmas to see Darcy.
So I decided I wanted a long time for my first and text premium for one hour and a half (I asked for
An hour at first and decided I wanted longer later, they were cool with me)
Comunication.~
First of all whoever handles the texts and calls
There makes me feel super guilty about reviewing negative because they are amazing, they understood i explained how nervous I was ect and made it really easy to get there and feel at ease and was perfect! Wish I could give them a huge positive coms was so good.
The punt: I was giving the door number at 10pm and was rock hard thinking about this moment she opened the door, Darcy is a very petite women she told me the picture she took with her butt was from 4 months ago or something when she was bigger. Anyway greeted by Darcy who is stunning and she takes me into the bedroom to complain about how the other girls have left it and gives me baby wipes to wash my stuff with, I explained I'd just showerd literally before I left but she said she made everyone do this so I said fair enough and washed myself with it. Following that Insted of stripping she pulls me past the "girls room" and into a room with like two sofas and sits down and starts talking about this that and everything, now I assumed it might have been because I told the girl I was texting how nervous I was and I guessed she wanted to help me chill out. However forced convos like this really don't chill me out I lost my hard on trying to nervously think and answer her explained about my anixty and asked if we could get started in the bedroom, I knew when we'd start kissing and stuff id start to feel comftable.
Into the bedroom she stripped down to suspenders and I underdressed and crawled onto the bed and she began texting... I realised throughout the night so far that's all she'd been doing she'd say "sorry don't mean to be rude but have to text work so they know I'm ok" or "my friends think I'm
Working in a pub if I don't text them they'll ring" or it was her boyfriend.. Anyway finally she comes and lays on the bed and begins talking again.. Giving me her whole life story pretty much between texting.. By this time
It's half past ten 30 minutes have gone by, I ask her if we can start by kissing and she tells me I can do whatever I want I paid for her time, so with some renewed excitment I began to kiss her after a few soft kisses, was thinking it was going to get deeper and more passionate she begins talking and texting again.... I looked at the clock it was now 10:40 that's right I was clock watching bored waiting for her, she came back and I told her I wanted to move on she then told me she doesn't do bjs it's extra. I sighed and she kinda took the tip in and said "since you've not had one you can have that" and that was the end of the bj.
After more talking it was 10:50
And Finally she turned around and covered her ass with her hands and told me she didn't do "a levels" which is fine but it was really blocking my view to get in, once inside her though I thought finally the night might be worth it until she stopped to text we did it for like 3 minutes which she tottaly wasn't into kept stopping
To text and then at 11 tried to throw my out saying I'd only booked for an hour, by now I was kinda sick tbh and just wanted to leave I expliend I paid for an hour and a half and could I have my last half an hours money back.
After talking for awhile she said no I paid for an hour and a half and I'd get it, i sighed didn't wanna be here anymore asked to give her "RO" she got on her back spread her legs and was making the right noises but I wasn't feeling it at all anymore, by 11:10 I asked to take her from
Behind but she refused todo anything anymore since I wasn't hard and left to run her self a bath. I just said fuck it got dressed while she kept asking me why I picked her and not the other blondes like I'd done something wrong by picking her.
I wanted someone because of my anixty I could keep going back to and Darcy wasent the one put me off punting in fact wasn't going to ever again had like 3 minutes of sex in a hour and a half a booking. Last night however I noticed Delilah was free want to book her in Thursday and hopefully find someone I can keep going back to and finally have a good time. Now this might be a little cluttered haven't proofread did the review on my phone while in the car so I'll edit any mistakes out later thanks for reading and if anyone has any tips for me that'd be great
