Author Topic: Noel Paddington: average  (Read 1859 times)


9 review(s) for noellovessex  (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Dicky

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This is a high neutral: ie almost positive. A few things made it neutral that I attribute to the late hour of the booking.

I arrived in London for my monthly sojourn day before and was supposed to be in the Paddington area last night. Noel's reviews caught my eye and Although no face pics, I liked the look of her ass in Ck underwear and trusted other reviewers that she was pretty and sent her a text for a meeting the same day asking if she had a free slot at night.

She responded she had a slot at 8:10 which I assumed gave her 10 min to clean up from the previous punter. Since this was already late afternoon and she had a slot free, I confirmed that I would pay 100 (instead of the 120 she supposedly charges for a same day meet) and she agreed. I would have cancelled if she asked 120.

Reached at 8:05 and sent a message asking for a flat number and she says give me 10 more minutes. No problem...walked around for a bit in freezing cold and then she sends a message to come in at 8:25 as she still has to get ready. By this time my nose was ready to drop off with the cold so I ducked into frikking grocery shops pretending to check out bread loaves just to warm down a bit. Thankfully she messaged at 820 that I could come in.

Location: a grotty 2 bed flat that she shares with apparently a british WG. When I asked for her flatmate's details, she said 'oh she is a 300/hr girl' and would tell me no more. Tiny room, tiny bathroom with no pegs for hanging clothes (I am leery of leaving clothes out of my view to prevent girls from going through my pockets). Had a quick shower.

Looks: 6/10. She is about 5ft5, dirty blonde hair, cutesy but a big (for her body) face, small natural boobs, flat belly, phat ass (nice), chunky thighs and short stubby legs. Loads of tattoos on her hands. Looks like a typical 20yr old college brat. Not super attractive but nice looking enough. Her best features are her lips (enhanced so you cannot suck on them hard without causing pain) and her ass which is big and round and meaty and good to grab. I liked her tiny boobs as well. For reference, the prettiest WG I have fucked in London would be naughty Natt who would be an 8/10.

Meet: took a shower and came back to see her throwing a wet wipe into a bin that was overflowing with wipes. Busy girl!  There were apparently 2 more after me. Kissing was DFK and the moment I had her lips in my mouth I knew they were enhanced. Would have loved to suck them hard but she warned that it pains if sucked hard. Lots of tongue action but she has smokers breath so I could not get into it. Moved on to OWO on the bed which was very good. I had paid 20 more for CIM and knew I was going to enjoy those lips around my bell.

She used great technique on owo going DT many times. The only disconcerting thing was she spat on my cock every 4 seconds without asking if it was ok to do so. I usually dont mind, but she was doing it so often that it became a bit annoying. Asked her to move into 69 and her pussy was ok-ish fresh. I could smell a very faint urine smell. I was getting into 69 when she suddenly moved away and said she does not feel comfortable in the 69 position. Strange. Moved back to oral and I soon unloaded a week's worth of spunk into her mouth that she took like a champ and rushed off to the bathroom to deposit.

Came back and we cuddled a while, she talking quite realistically about how difficult it is to quit whoring as it pays so well compared to a 7.5/hr job she would get otherwise. Soon we got back into kissing and oral and I was hard. She seemed to keep pushing my into doggy or missionary. Had to tell her I wanted CG and she reluctantly got on top (I thought it was cute that she did not know what cowgirl meant: just on top). We did CG for a couple minutes with the bed creaking awfully and she got off and told me to take her in doggy. It was a bit annoying as I was getting into the rythm in CG. Anyway, doggy then with me grabbing her fantastic ass and toying with ner anus. It however did not feel v tight in doggy and I started getting soft so asked her to wank me.
Off with the rubber and she went to town on the wanking with my foreskin off which was causing more pain than pleasure so I asked her to watch how I wanked. Kept wanking while she was kissing me with her smokers breath and I lost my erection completely.
Asked her the time and I had only about 5 min left so decided to wrap up while she took a call telling one of you that she did not have any slots left tonight.
Gave her a quick kiss and ass grope and left, trying to spit out the feeling of smoke in my mouth. Went back to my hotel and wanked out the second round on my own.

On the whole, she was cute enough, great ass and performed decently. Her lacklustre attitude howver in refusing 69 after 2 min, very slightly urine-smelling pussy,  constant spitting on my cock, laziness in doing CG beyond 2-3 minutes breaking my rythm meant that I could not come a second time even though I was super hard and horny to begin with. This takes the rating down one notch into a high neutral. I will not return and if I had to do it all over again, I would go for 30 min which currently is expensive at 80. A 60/70 for 30 min would be ideal.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2017, 01:10:41 am by Dicky »

Offline Nowornever

Great review buddy! Haven't seen her yet by I can't help to think she is slipping her standards due to her busy schedule...

Offline Tony_Red

Thanks for the review. I spoke to her couple days ago and something didn't feel right so I called it off.

It's not just her though, many Poles are working flat out. Stunning Julie, Paris Nicole etc. are constantly getting drilled. And when I ask when are they next available, the response will be 2 hours later, but a little while later, that slot will be filled too.

Offline Dicky

Yep she seems to be working flat out which means her standards might be slipping. she admitted as much that she was tired and was looking forward to go home and crash for the day. Monday might be good days to see her as she does not work weekends. Maybe my combination of seeing her on a Friday and late evening meant that she was worn out.

Offline koskesh

Slightly off-topic but still re: Noel. I'm wary of making this post given the site rules regarding allegations of STDs; however I am not making any allegations whatsoever but rather posing a genuine concern and question to anyone who has seen Noel.

I saw her about a month or two ago and I usually give RO (including rimming). I dove right in and only after my tongue started dancing the salsa with her bumhole did I notice a 'cluster' of what I can only describe as warts around her anus.

Did you notice these, Dicky (or anyone else)? Maybe it also explains her being 'uncomfortable' with 69?

I realise it could just be multiple skin tags (my ex had one), which are completely benign. Maybe even piles. I don't know. But out of concern for my own health and those of others, I am making this post.

Offline Dicky

 I noticed skin tags around her anus. In my non medical opinion it is fairly common and zinhave seen it in many many girls...civvies and WGs alike. Dont know about boys as have never been close to male genitalia. What STD if any would it imply?

Offline koskesh

I noticed skin tags around her anus. In my non medical opinion it is fairly common and zinhave seen it in many many girls...civvies and WGs alike. Dont know about boys as have never been close to male genitalia. What STD if any would it imply?

Yeah, as I said my ex had a skin tag so whenever I see one I think nothing of it. If that is indeed what they are it's only the fact that Noel has multiple that caught me off guard.

The main STD that jumps to my mind is warts/HPV which can manifest symptoms around the anus.  But this is also in my non-medical opinion.

I hope all this is just ultimately my paranoia; Noel really is a good girl and I have no intention or desire to slander her.

Offline Fully Sated

Just noticed that she has some new photos on her public gallery, they display her tattoos. Although they were previously mentioned, I did not appreciate how extensive they were:



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