External Link/Members OnlyWell the laws of karma & sod came together today to bite me on the arse - just after I said I had been extremely lucky with my punts I had the misfortune to meet with someone who was the worst punt it was possible to imagine.
I will start by offering the following declaration or disclaimer - I was a bloody fool so no need for others to reply in the affirmative to that
Fee Of £110 for 1 hour
I saw the profile a few days ago & thought it might be worthwhile meeting up - the communications via Adultwork were about the only half decent thing to report. Anyway found out she was working in Kelloe (little place in Co Durham) & actually very close to the village where I was born so I know the area extremely well. I nearly always use public transport to punt & called whilst on the bus about 45 minutes before commencement to get the number of the house. At this point everything fine & she said she was ready; anyway nearly there approx 30 minutes later & after a brief call from her to say she was waiting she said she would leave the door unlocked to allow me to go straight in without arousing suspicion. Arrived & introduced myself but she hadn't even changed into the schoolgirl kit (remember she'd said she was ready) I requested (as it happens she doesn't have proper kit anyway) but I'll pass on that because they wouldn't be on long anyway. She is probably in her mid twenties but is a complete chav type character with blonde hair (not her real colour) with stretch marks, I wouldn't say she was unattractive but not as good as the as the profile pics. She did mention she was getting back into the game so will have probably been on AdultWork in a different guise (possibly several)
The house was basically shit; she was new to the property (council house) but no carpets & no fucking curtains (in the bedroom) either (argh) & it needed to be decorated completely - I should have walked then just before I handed cash over but didn't - primarily because a) the bedroom was overlooking an empty field with no sight nor sound of anyone so ignored it b) In my own sick mind I thought she was desperate for cash & would offer everything i requested before the meeting by AW messaging which she had agreed to!!
I stripped off & she said anal was going to be a problem as I was a bit big (I'm not) so started with a some kissing but she didn't like slobbering so that was curtailed fairly abruptly. She gave some oral which actually was reasonable but I didn't want to cum early so suggested vaginal sex. Then had a little pussy sex in missionary where she was completely uninterested to the point of no reaction whatsoever so suggested licking pussy which went as well as a lead balloon flies - now I had asked if she enjoyed being fisted vaginally even though it was not on her "likes" and she had replied positively in corres but again it was immediately obvious she did not - 2 fingers in the pussy were 1 too many so that never developed any further. I asked if she ever cum or squirted but that was a Big Negative so I tried some doggy but again she was not vaguely showing any enthusiasm. We are only about 15 minutes into the meeting & things are looking pretty bad but suggestion of attempting anal considered - she said I could only put the tip in but the fact is she has never done anal in my opinion - i put 1 finger up her bum which was too much - I had said before the meeting that she would use lube but for some strange reason she provided a chap stick (yes what you put on your sore lips out of which you speak) - I did try once to try & enter but was rebuffed very sharply - I presume when I had mentioned the use of plenty of lube in correspondence that she thought I was a dyslexic writer & meant "plenty of love"
Watersports had been mentioned before the meeting to which she agreed but guess what - no fucking curtains in the bathroom which overlooked other houses & she said the bathroom smelled of mould anyway. She suggested putting a towel down on the bedroom floor & pissing on me as I lay on that. Again during correspondence i had said I would spit some piss back on her but she wasn't having that although she had said readily agreed to this in the messaging.
She then went on top for vaginal sex (reluctantly I might add) but wasn't suggesting any enjoyment so I basically said the meeting was shit & wasn't going at all as I wanted - she had offered anal etc but almost nothing available - she replied by saying some things were at her discretion which i acknowledged but i was getting virtually nothing - she complained I had been rough when I was fucking her & she then stopped the meeting just as I was about to say the same about it being an awful punt. Obviously things were now so bad I was in complete agreement at early termination & asked for at least a partial refund but she refused. Got dressed & again said i wanted some partial refund but she said i had fucked her & that was that. I remained calm throughout & whilst obviously unhappy I couldn't do anything further as it was an independent punt & simply said it was the worst session I have had the misfortune to have and nothing further to add other than I would be making my report on AW reflecting my observations of her and the attitude displayed
There was little I could do to receive any money back but basically a shit punt of 25 minutes for very little sex with no positives at all & a pocket considerably lighter but a harsh lesson learned. Quite frankly she is in completely the wrong game & has absolutely no interest in it. Now I might be a shit punter as far as she is concerned but the fact is we agreed to things which I understood would happen - its her body & she can change her mind obviously but with the attitude she has she will not last as she is the worst escort I have ever or will have the misfortune to ever see.
I genuinely cannot put into words or describe the awfulness of this punt - this girl shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a man's cock because she simply does not want to know - I would have got more reaction out of a piece of wood with a hole in it & it would have been infinitely more preferable - at some point I thought rigor mortis had set in with her - even then I doubt she would have allowed me to kiss her & bring her back to life - I wouldn't !!!
I offer 2 positives
There are some fantastic girls out there who I have seen & others I will
I will get other bad punts BUT not as bad as this one
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Quite frankly anyone daft enough to go after reading this deserves what they get - I'll go back when hell freezes over
Rant over
