Miami Electra - Camberwell

[Brazilian Martian]

Just got back from this nasty bitch,  she's located in the camberwell brothel with the spiral staircase close to the green. When I arrived I was let in by a female maid I also clocked a black security guy in the room with her downstairs. Directed into the bedroom on the top floor and was given the lineup treatment electra and another black  girl  came in and shook my hand and introduced themselves.

Opted for electra and handed over 40 pounds for a pump and dump she is attractive her pics are touched up but she's still pretty, I could imagine newbies would think that's she's amazing and they are lucky to be seeing her.

Started with covered oral which was shit basically my dick in her mouth with no suction no  tongue no rhythm at all. moved to missionary and the usual restriction on her behalf by elevating her pelvis, switched to doggy and after a few more strokes that's when I noticed the nasty smell which turned out to be residue Shit around her ass. To make matters worse I did not take all my clothes off I was wearing a white hugo boss t shirt  so use your imagination what happend. I stopped half way and told her and to be fair she was apologetic and handed me wet wipes and offered me the use of the shower.

Which I declined on my way out i informed the maid what happend and said I did not nut and I'm not happy and I asked for some money back. She gave me 15 pounds back did not bother to debate it, made my way home to shower and throw the clothes away then go back to work.

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[baranabus96]

Can imagine that you would have been livid if you had opted for anal play which she lists on her profile, considering that's on there though you'd think she would have much better back passage hygiene.

[horsa]

its things like this that put me off anything sex related completely 

[The_Don]

Wow, note good form, her.

Sound, like an expensive punt and didn't even bust a nut!

[Brazilian Martian]

Wow, note good form, her.

Sound, like an expensive punt and didn't even bust a nut!

40 pounds spent and refunded 15 quid plus I threw away the t shirt and my boxers I drove home in just my jacket and sports gym shorts. There was no mess on my jeans but I was not gonna take any chance of getting it on my car seats.
Money down the drain 

[Bassman]

Damn.

I'm sure there are many WG's that have sloppy hygiene but I'm reading more about it with Latinas recently.

After my  trip to a Latina and poor hygiene issues she had I'm glad I don't have many Latina options in my h(p)unting grounds.

It's a shame this was a shit punt for you BM. Pun not intended but hey, it works well. I'm sure you'll be onto then next one in no time. There seems to be a lot of choice around camberwell and surrounding areas. If it wasn't too risky for me I'd be punting there frequently.

[pumps]

Sounds like she needs to start showering after BM's lol 


quite an unbelievable story tbfh, also it should of been a full refund...

[Brazilian Martian]

Sounds like she needs to start showering after BM's lol 


quite an unbelievable story tbfh, also it should of been a full refund...

To be fair it was stained fecal matter  but it got on my t shirt and boxers. As it was only 40 pounds I could handle that loss and I just wanted out of there that when  I suggested giving me some money back as I did not nut she went back into the room near the door and gave me my money back.

This was something out of a tarentino movie 

[Brazilian Martian]

Damn.

I'm sure there are many WG's that have sloppy hygiene but I'm reading more about it with Latinas recently.

After my  trip to a Latina and poor hygiene issues she had I'm glad I don't have many Latina options in my h(p)unting grounds.

It's a shame this was a shit punt for you BM. Pun not intended but hey, it works well. I'm sure you'll be onto then next one in no time. There seems to be a lot of choice around camberwell and surrounding areas. If it wasn't too risky for me I'd be punting there frequently.

I think this may make me avoid brothels for the time being and stick to indies, it may be more money in the long run but at least you know they have a better chance of showering.

[pumps]

Parlour girls (latinas in particular) and showers -  rarely ever mix together more than twice a day (once in morning and once before bed [you'd hope lol]).


Punter: "did you have a shower before I arrived / after last customer?"

Prossie: "sí baby"

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then the hypocrisy on top of it all is that some of these twat's want to try and march you off to the bathroom to wash your cock when you pay for OWO   

[soundofsilence]

sorry to hear about your bad experience, BM. As someone said earlier, incidents like these can put many off the punting game! 

[baranabus96]

sorry to hear about your bad experience, BM. As someone said earlier, incidents like these can put many off the punting game!

BM surprise for BM?

[thetinman007]

Wow,  hugo boss!

[Normalguy20172017]

I'm so glad I have quit punting. Things like this I don't miss

[Brazilian Martian]

Wow,  hugo boss!

Yep similar to this one
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[Georgejetson]

I'm so glad I have quit punting. Things like this I don't miss

Quit punting? Why are you here ? That's like the self proclaimed vegan seen lurking around the 5-Guys Burgers and Fries. Sooner or later a burger will pass your lips. Hmmmmmm. Burger.

[Brazilian Martian]

Quit punting? Why are you here ? That's like the self proclaimed vegan seen lurking around the 5-Guys Burgers and Fries. Sooner or later a burger will pass your lips. Hmmmmmm. Burger.

 

[roger11]

40 pounds spent and refunded 15 quid plus I threw away the t shirt and my boxers I drove home in just my jacket and sports gym shorts. There was no mess on my jeans but I was not gonna take any chance of getting it on my car seats.
Money down the drain 

How did you get it on your boxers. Just wondribg

[Brazilian Martian]

How did you get it on your boxers. Just wondribg

I did not get fully naked on this occasion I had my boxers semi on and they kind of rode up during doggy

[The_Don]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=131730  <  Joins UKP 07/01/2017

I'm so glad I have quit punting.

Post a quitting message

Things like this I don't miss

5 days later is banned

[Gordon Bennett]

Thanks for this review. I'm currently miles from my home patch bumping around Essex half-heartedly flicking through AW. Came across her profile (now called Miami Doll in Brentwood) and despite a bit of concern with her low feedback and sex not being on her likes and a general unease with her spiel I was getting suckered in by her pics.
Quick check on here and I've quickly binned any notion of seeing her. Really appreciate the review BM, sorry about your clobber getting shat on but take some comfort from fact you've saved me and most probably many others from lining her pockets and experiencing a grim punt.

[Brazilian Martian]

Thanks for this review. I'm currently miles from my home patch bumping around Essex half-heartedly flicking through AW. Came across her profile (now called Miami Doll in Brentwood) and despite a bit of concern with her low feedback and sex not being on her likes and a general unease with her spiel I was getting suckered in by her pics.
Quick check on here and I've quickly binned any notion of seeing her. Really appreciate the review BM, sorry about your clobber getting shat on but take some comfort from fact you've saved me and most probably many others from lining her pockets and experiencing a grim punt.

No worries 

[West London Guy]

Cheers for the review. Was about to book for this afternoon.