Well, where to start with this one! I suppose with the fact that what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger, and a query to myself to ask yet again, why do I do this? I've only recently returned to punting after a long absence and I've already been reminded that there are generally more bad punts than good ones!
Anyway - I had booked to see Jazmin -
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Eventually exchanged a couple of text messages - she would be busy for an hour (I guess someone else was beating me to TOFTT). Told her thanks, but no thanks and contacted Vicky
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Vicky's place is on a main road and I found parking in a nearby street. Stood outside feeling conspicuous for while, but she came out and led me upstairs. Bit of a dingy room, but I wasn't really there for the decor. She is certainly the girl in the profile pics, and is pretty enough, with a nice body.
I very quickly got the idea that she wasn't exactly top of her customer service class - I've had warmer smiles from Russian border guards! Maybe she wears her heart on her sleeve and just can't really act as if she is enjoying things with someone she doesn't find too attractive!
Anyway, I paid for the hour and she quickly peeled off her clothes, and I did the same. She almost ordered me to lay on the bed - so I did as I was told. Started with quite a nice blowjob - after spending ages wiping me with wet wipes. Told me not to touch her as my hands were too cold.
Asked her for 69 and she obliged.
That was all the best bits - once I got hard she said no chance of sex as I'm too big for her. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt as I've had that problem several times before. From there on, some sucking and bit of hand action, just interrupted by her making a phone call in between rather loud sighs. I'm sure I was disturbing her evening and perhaps she had planned on watching the FA cup highlights or something.
Asked her to give me a kiss - wasn't exactly like your granny kissing you, but perhaps somewhere between that and someone giving you a polite kiss goodnight at the end of a first date that hasn't gone so well.
By this time, I had begun wondering how the FA cup was going myself, and wanted to get out of there. Wouldn't let me finish on her face, so tossed myself off over her boobs instead.
40 minutes after walking in, I walked out.
If it was marks out of 10, I'd give her 4, so to me, the low end of neutral. She's a pretty girl, gives a nice blowjob, but clearly her heart wasn't in her work. Didn't get to do anything else with her, but having experienced the before, I'm not going to be too critical of her for that.
Do I feel like I wasted my time and money - yes. Will I do it again - certainly just like any addict!
