Hannah - Carols Sauna

[Sandman1874]

Been trying to book Hannah since the New Year but she's not been in and they've not heard from her. Anyone know where she's moved to if anywhere?

[bigmike32]

Im interested in booking hannah aswell.

[foreverchanges]

Been trying to book Hannah since the New Year but she's not been in and they've not heard from her. Anyone know where she's moved to if anywhere?

Perhaps she has slapped in a transfer request.
London Street may get her on a free if she's out of contract...or the wily Kenny could lure her back to The New Town.

[bigmike32]

She would do well in the transfer market. Maybe shes a free agent and is going indy.

[willie loman]

Perhaps she has slapped in a transfer request.
London Street may get her on a free if she's out of contract...or the wily Kenny could lure her back to The New Town.

Kenny views himself as the jock stein of Edinburgh saunas, but he is more jock Wallace, the girls are objecting to his punctuality demands, the double training session, and strict diet. London st prefers signing unknowns from minor teams in eastern Europe, Hannah would upset the dressing room. I see Hannah being back at carols.

[Judge John]

Kenny views himself as the jock stein of Edinburgh saunas, but he is more jock Wallace, the girls are objecting to his punctuality demands, the double training session, and strict diet. London st prefers signing unknowns from minor teams in eastern Europe, Hannah would upset the dressing room. I see Hannah being back at carols.

She wouldn't fit in at London Street with their (no owo and no kissing policy).

[bigmike32]

Well she may end up at blair street. Hopefully she turns up somewhere so i can book her.

[foreverchanges]

Kenny views himself as the jock stein of Edinburgh saunas, but he is more jock Wallace, the girls are objecting to his punctuality demands, the double training session, and strict diet. London st prefers signing unknowns from minor teams in eastern Europe, Hannah would upset the dressing room. I see Hannah being back at carols.

Scott at Blair Street might unsettle the 'want away' talent by tapping  her up in Alex Ferguson style but would Hannah risk the infamous 'hairdryer treatment' in the dressing room ?...and how would she fit in with the veteran midfield trio of Daisy-Beti-Heidinho?

[bigmike32]

Shes a very popular free agent and would slot in well in any team. If she goes to bss then she might cause beti heidinho and daisy to up there game. Or stay at carols and be the star player shes got a tough choice to make.

[foreverchanges]

Shes a very popular free agent and would slot in well in any team. If she goes to bss then she might cause beti heidinho and daisy to up there game. Or stay at carols and be the star player shes got a tough choice to make.

She's definitely a character and thats what is missing in the game today....think she could do a job at the New Town especially in tandem with the burly but equally mercurially talented Polish centre forward Paula .

[bigmike32]

She sounds like a talented forward and would do well in any sauna. If she teamed up with a paula or a shia in new town that would be top class.

[sam67]

The last time i spoke hannah she said she applying for a new job outside the sauna work .

[mcampbell]

The last time i spoke hannah she said she applying for a new job outside the sauna work .

You're right - she has got another job that's nothing to do with punting. Last I spoke to her, she'd also split up from a long term relationship, and just wanted a break.  But I reckon she'll be back, but maybe only for a couple of days a week. 

[Third Man]

Kenny views himself as the jock stein of Edinburgh saunas, but he is more jock Wallace, the girls are objecting to his punctuality demands, the double training session, and strict diet. London st prefers signing unknowns from minor teams in eastern Europe, Hannah would upset the dressing room. I see Hannah being back at carols.

the good , the bad and the ugly- jock stein colin stein and frankenstein, oh me, thats and auld one! well i only saw hannah once but do hope she returns,shes in my first team any day

[Dinbat]

 Phoned yesterday and the guy on the desk said that he had not heard from her since the start of January.

[bigmike32]

Hopefully she will be back or will turn up at another sauna.

[Wonderwall88]

She got a normal job that's what I heard pity as she sounded like one of the last decent Scottish girls that accomidates most requests. Still never been to carols though. Might go out of curiosity any other decent girls?

[bigmike32]

Me too is there any other girls at carols that anybody would reccomend. Last time i went there the girls werent available so hopped on a bus and went to newtown.

[Wonderwall88]

Just out of interest what's the hair dryer treatment at Blair?

[foreverchanges]

Just out of interest what's the hair dryer treatment at Blair?

If you have been underachieving in the room with one of the lasses you are unceremoniously hauled off at half time and Scott gives you a public dressing down in the lounge with his best Govan accent while Heidi throws football boots at  your head.
Hope that clears things up.

[Wonderwall88]

Not really but I've always found that Scott to be a bit of a knob takes himself far too seriously.

[willie loman]

Some of the girls have offered the "hairdyer", but as you know I don't like paying for extras, or pain.

[bigmike32]

Never want to experience the hairdryer treatment. I guess heidi can go into one hell of a rage.

[foreverchanges]

With the January transfer window deadline getting ever closer perhaps Sky Sports will send a few reporters up to Edinburgh to stand outside the saunas in the hope of catching a sight of Hannah  in a 4x4 with blackened windows being smuggled in for some last minute negotiatons.

While this is going on there will be the usual collection of Neds waving the obligatory dildos behind the reporter's back and openly questioning the parentage of Jim White whilst demanding the return of Ricky & Justin at fallen giants London Street Ladies FC.

[foreverchanges]

I guess heidi can go into one hell of a rage.

Even my vivid imagination can't picture that.

[Third Man]

With the January transfer window deadline getting ever closer perhaps Sky Sports will send a few reporters up to Edinburgh to stand outside the saunas in the hope of catching a sight of Hannah  in a 4x4 with blackened windows being smuggled in for some last minute negotiatons.

While this is going on there will be the usual collection of Neds waving the obligatory dildos behind the reporter's back and openly questioning the parentage of Jim White whilst demanding the return of Ricky & Justin at fallen giants London Street Ladies FC.

i dont think london st ladies FC have'fallen', more been liquidated, to be replaced in the league  by the romanian international ladies tenth XI !!

[Wonderwall88]

Sad to hear about the demise of London street. Last time I ended up walking out as nobody took my fancy. Bucarest division 2 would be about right

[foreverchanges]

Sad to hear about the demise of London street. Last time I ended up walking out as nobody took my fancy. Bucarest division 2 would be about right

I've seen times when they had to turn punters away it was that busy.
Not much chance of that ever happening again.

[Wonderwall88]

I first went in 2008 and it was impossible to choose they were all stunning. It was busy as anything mainly with Chinese (Tuesday night) had to wait on a room to become free. Now the atmosphere is dire and the girls look like they would rather poo on their hands and clap than go down to the room with you so I walked.

[foreverchanges]

I first went in 2008 and it was impossible to choose they were all stunning. It was busy as anything mainly with Chinese (Tuesday night) had to wait on a room to become free. Now the atmosphere is dire and the girls look like they would rather poo on their hands and clap than go down to the room with you so I walked.

In the days of yore any lass with that attitude at LSS  would have received a quiet word in her ear from Lisa ....needless to say the lass wouldn't do it again.

[Hornyrabbit]

When I was last at carols a few month ago, luckily I got the choice of hannah.. an amazing experience..
Have always wanted to go back and revisit her or another one called nina that I got told of, nina is a small tidy lass, when I seen her I wish I  picked her but after having hannah I was glad with the choice.. sad that she's left the scent though

[bigmike32]

Thats the name i remember nina
 When i rang a few weeks ago nina and rachel were on. I went down and told to come back in am hour. Didnt have the time so didnt go.

[Dinbat]

According to a gent I was talking to in a Edinburgh establishment he had heard a rumour that Hannah was trying out establishments in England, possibly Birmingham or Manchester

[Third Man]

According to a gent I was talking to in a Edinburgh establishment he had heard a rumour that Hannah was trying out establishments in England, possibly Birmingham or Manchester

interesting. wonder if other parlours would put up with her chatter like the guy at carols seemed to. in any case a loss to the edinburgh sauna scene