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There were both positives and negatives involved in this punt, so overall i think a neutral will suffice.
Comms: Ok. Received location details quickly enough but also got two texts in between to ask me of my whereabouts prior to the appointment time. This was a bit weird and off putting, felt a bit like getting harassed at a market stall.
Location: CR7 is a shithole. The entrance to the flat isn't discreet at all but once you get inside the flat itself it's actually ok. The hallway is lined with candles, the bathroom is spotlessly clean and you get to lie down on a proper massage table.
Price: £90 for a 60min 4 handed massage. Deece value.
Punt: Upon arrival at the door i was greeted by an absolutely gorgeous young Polish babe, aka the "daughter". Peroxide blonde hair, green eyes and porcelain skin combined with a slim young body. Rarely do Poles fail to impress me with their beauty and this was no exception. Her bottom is sadly small but her boobs are reasonable for her frame and she has very pretty nipples. Up the stairs to meet the "mother". She's about 50 but in good shape for her age and looks ok. Great big natural knockers which look and feel fantastic. She also has a good personality which enables us to banter a little bit during the massage
(positive).
So once money and brief pleasantries were exchanged i stripped off and lay face down for the massage to begin. Oil was heated then caressed over me. The mother had firm hands and did a relatively decent job of massaging, while conversely the daughter was rubbish barely administering any pressure. Clear at this point she wasn't really into it
(negative).
After about 10 minutes or so the mum walks out for an unexplained reason, leaving me alone with the daughter. She pops up above my head and allows me to enjoy myself by feeling her firm boobs and bum. I also stroke her kitty a little bit over her knickers - she backs off a tiny bit when i do but doesn't stop me. I get very hard at this point because this girl is truly gorgeous
(positive).
After a while mum pops back in and the two converse wildly in Polish. While i don't get the feeling anything is majorly wrong it does kill the mood somewhat. Sadly, this pattern repeated itself a couple more times during the duration of the massage, one of them would pop out for a bit and then come back with no explanation other than "sorry baby, back now"
(negative).
So when the time came to turn over only the mum was present. She removes her bra to reveal a beautiful set of bangers which she lets me feel while she wanks my cock. I let her continue for a few minutes until i decide i've been polite enough and ask her where the daughter is. "She's not feeling well" was the response. Is she coming back i asked. "I don't think so baby". At this point i had to put my foot down and firmly explain that i'd paid for a 4 handed massage and i wanted her back here for the climax. She then scuttled off out the room to get her
(negative).
This is where it got good again haha. Finally...i was face up and rock hard with two topless and beautiful yet contrasting women while they wanked me off. The daughter took control of the joystick, using her gentle grip while my hands explored her cute ass underneath her panties and groped her now exposed breasts. In the meantime the mum offered gentle strokes around my legs and chest and i was brought to a pretty shuddering climax which left a lovely mess on the hand of the daughter
(positive).
I left feeling happy in the end but overall the 4 handed massage was 2 handed for far too long for me to give my review a positive. The final straw was being wanked off with only 1 person present - that just isn't what i paid my money for and had i not said anything that's all i would have got. The thing is i could see myself returning to see the daughter on her own because she was that gorgeous, but i'd struggle to recommend the 4 hander given how much they messed around. Overall neutral seems fair.