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I normally wait a few days before reviewing but this one simply could not wait. Not only does she provide
NONE of the services advertised but she also cut off
45 MINUTES of the two hour booking with no refund and to top it all off she also
ATTEMPTED TO ROB ME. This has been without a doubt the worst punt of my entire 5 year career.
And I'm fucking livid with myself for breaking my normal rules which are in place to stop this shit from happening.
Details: 2 hours £180.
Comms: The best part of the punt. Had been messed around by another girl so had to organise something for ASAP. In her credit she answered her phone and was able to meet for a two hour with 30 mins getting ready/travelling to her time. Perhaps this should have been a warning - she's not busy for a reason.
Services requested: Hand relief, OWO, kissing/fk, R/O, fingering, B2B massage, domination, spanking, ballbusting.
Services granted: Hand relief
Services refused: Literally everything else. Kissing of any capacity, OWO, R/O fingering, B2B massage, domination, spanking, ballbusting.
Location: Dingy basement flat near ocean village. Seemed okay in the day but leaving once it had gone dark felt sketchy.
Had been cancelled on last minute by "passionate_kisser_4u" (after the time the meeting was due to take place ffs) so looked to book "Monica". I'd had her on my mind since the recommendations you guys had given on here. Oh how different my experience was. Confirmed services on the phone and she agreed to all that was on her profile and so I headed over.
Arrived on time and she opened the door in a dressing gown and nothing else. She's a slightly chunky girl, size 10/12, approaching 40, small natural tits if that's your thing and all in all not unpleasing to the eye. Gave her the money, she hung up my jacket and I took a shower. It wasn't particularly clean, scum marks in the bath and mould on the walls, and her bottle of shower gel was empty so had to wash my cock with shampoo. However her toilet paper was, in fairness, velvet triple quilted which was a pleasant surprise.
Went to the bedroom and asked for a b2b massage to begin as that is the thing she puts first on her profile but was met with "sorry baby don't want to do that". Ok.
Overall her English was like 20-30%, can say the odd word and phrase but struggles with anything more than basic vocabulary and she can't form whole sentences. However the phrase "sorry baby I don't do that" is something she's absolutely mastered.
Skip the massage and go for some kissing, she turns her cheek. Go for it again, kisses me on the fucking forehead. "What are doing, do you do not do kissing?" "Sorry baby don't do that." K. Why the fuck I didn't ask for a refund and walk at this point I shall never fucking know.
Suggest some reverse oral and fingering to get me in the mood - "sorry baby don't do that". It's like she's a fucking parody of herself.
Ask for some OWO and hand relief, she pulls out a condom. Query again without condom, and surprise surprise don't do that baby. I say forget it, just wank me off. Now in her credit she did give hand relief a real go, I forewarned her that I struggle to cum and if I do it would take a while and she did give it her all. It was nice and I was hard the whole time which rarely happens. She's a fun giggly girl and we had a bit of a laugh.
However after roughly 45 mins of this, including me having a go, I knew it just wasn't going to happen so called it there and wanted to move on to the domination side of the booking.
Asked for a cigarette, she said no. She smokes but "didn't feel like one". I ask again for one because I did but "bing bing bing alarm go off". I ask how she does smoking fetish appointments (on her profile) if the smoke alarm goes off. "Oh I don't do this". What was I expecting lol.
Fine, at least I can have some domination and ball busting to salvage this punt. "Sorry baby I don't do that". What the fuck do you mean you don't do that, you clearly state on your profile that you give spanking and domination services and you confirmed this and ballbusting on the phone before hand?! The other stuff I'm personally not too bothered by, it's a shitty thing to do but it's not the important part of the punt for me. But domination is and I emphasised this on the phone how crucial to the experience this was for me. "No baby I don't do". "Then why on earth do you say you do on your profile and then confirmed this with me before I booked?!?" "
*Garbled gypsy speak* don't do it baby".
I'm lying there with her and then she starts asking a bunch of personal questions "why can't you cum, it's not normal you know, why you can't do that, why don't you want sex, what you scars for". At this point I'm fucked off so say it's not important and suggest she actually give a massage now. She agrees but it's not body to body but "slap some moisturiser on your back and I'll lightly rub it onto your skin". Only lasts 5 mins and then she stops.
It's now an hour and 15 into the punt now (including 10 mins money exchange and initial shower). Then she says, "time for a shower then eh?" I'm like what? There's 45 mins left (more like an hour if she isn't a scumbag who includes a shower and money on punters time). "Oh no baby time gone now - go fast when we have fun!" "No, clock doesn't lie, I booked for 3 and it's now just shy of 4:20." Whatever I'm fucking done at this point so just head in the shower, can't be dealing with her any longer, just want to go to the pub and knock back a few Guinness and forget this horrific day.
I have a shower, get changed and book a taxi. She asks if I go now, indicating the door, I say like fuck I'm waiting in the cold, the taxi is here in 10 mins I'll stay here. She begins again the personal questions, what's my name, what do I do, how old am I, do I live with family?? does my girlfriend know I'm here?!?! Who the fuck does she think she is. These are somewhat acceptable with a regular who you know and like but some random hooker who you are no longer hiding your displeasure with - fuck right off.
And now the crowning achievement on her guide of how to be your stereotypical Romanian whore - I realised she'd stolen from me.
Taxi had texted to say on my way so I put my jacket on and was about to head out. Now, if experience has taught me something, I keep emergency cash on hand other than my wallet, in this case I kept a 20 in my zipped jacket pocket which I use for cab money. Just before I walk out the door I quickly think to check it's still there - lo and behold it's no where to be seen. My other stuff is in my jacket as before but my money is mysteriously missing. Thank fuck I thought to check.
I say to her, give me my money back now. She says no refund - I say I'm not talking about a refund (which by the way I'm rightly entitled to because you scammed me out of 70 quid of time but that's beside the point) but the 20 you stole from my jacket. It's the only possession I let out of my sight - again angry at myself because I never let any of my stuff out of my sight at any point normally. She denies it and I insist I'm not moving one step until she gives it or I'm phoning the police. There's a Mexican (Romanian?) stand off for a minute before she relents and goes to get my money (still folded small as I had it - thieving bitch) all the while shouting profanity at me and calling me fat, small cocked, limp dicked, ugly prick etc.
That may be true, but I can lose weight yet she'll always be an old rom prostitute sucking cock to fund her drug habit. Fucking thieving skank. Should have insisted on getting 90 back but didn't want to risk Sergei showing up with a baseball bat and me getting nothing but a black eye.
Admin I don't know if you feel this is blacklist worthy but I sincerely hope you do. And guys, don't waste your time, effort and money like I did. I cannot stress enough
NEVER to see this girl if you want anything more than a handjob and not to get robbed. Disgraceful. Sucks even more when there are actually great EE girls out there. Last time I ever go with someone without top reviews.
What an unbelievably shit day
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