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Dishevelledly coming out of my undernourished what the fuck am I doing here hot(?)list comes this. I too read the positive review and she also caught my eye. Hoping to find a little gem on the m65 I decided to give her a go. More fool me!
Comms.... I firstly sent her an email enquiring about availability. At first our schedules didn't match but she sent a phone number. So, armed with her phone number I called her to have a little natter and arrange a day and time. Postcode received, chat done and we're on. She's an English lass that is easy to talk to and her comms were very good with prompt replies to subsequent texts etc.
Venue..... an ok gaff, bit scruffy inside but could be great with a little effort. New build apartment type thing in Burnley, rough area surrounding it though. Plenty of free parking all about.
Looks..... yes, I reckon it's her in the pics. But.... the reality is far more disappointing. She's a skinny lass and not like what her pictures would have you believe if I'm honest. No way on gods green earth is she worth the rate she's expecting to charge, not a chance.
I expected a nice looking lass that was ready to deliver her extensive likes list. What opened the door was an undernourished thin, ill looking lass with dishevelled hair, make up that looked like it were put on by a 5 yr old and dressed like she were popping down to the off licence.
A really shocking difference to what her profile pics, likes list and prices portray.
The action.... there was delay after delay after delay, eventually after what feels like a year sat in my car but in reality is about half an hour, I knock on the door. I'm shocked by what greets me. Fuck knows what the delay was because it certainly weren't her getting ready.
I get in and she's sniffling and snotting saying she's full of a cold. I'm looking at a sorry looking lass that looks like she's been dragged through a bush backwards, who's sniffling snot back.
No... I cancel her there and then. If she thinks I'm parting with 150 quid for an hour with this then she's wrong. She shrugs her shoulders and apologises for the state she's in and asks if there's anything I'd like to do. I didn't want any sex, kissing or even giving her oral. I certainly weren't up for podging this lass and that's saying sommat for me.
But... I have such a raging horn, I relent (thinking ffs, I'm here now) and ask about a quick bj, 40 quid sees me emptied down her throat in minutes. To be fair, her oral was excellent and she swallowed the lot. She stripped for the bj but she's just skinny in a poor state, with no real tits. She should have stayed dressed.
I rush home to scrub away this lass, I wish I could scrub away the memory too. A dirty, grubby, seedy event that I'll be glad to forget.
A punt that took me down memory lane of the bad old days of twenty odd years ago.
To sum up.... very disappointing. With the high rate comes high expectations. The reality here is a shocking disappointment. As you know, I have a wide variety of age, looks and figure likes, I'll podge em from 18 to 60 and size 8 to size 16 but ffs, this lass was just rough and poorly prepared. I have no idea what her lifestyle is but whatever it is, it's taking a heavy toll on her looks. Yes, I think the pics are her but she's changed..... a lot.
I found her truly shockingly unrecognizable to the positive review and feedback she's already got. I'm not disputing anybody else's experience or thoughts on this lass but I've firmly got my view and I'll not be darkening her door again. I left with a seedy, empty, regretful feeling.
It's very rare I feel like that these days. Certainly not one for the new years honours list.
Would I recommend.... no, not for anything whatsoever.
Would I return.... not a bloody chance
