Leona of 007 Escorts (Paddington W2)

[Likesvariety]

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Her flat is between Paddington and Lancaster Gate tubes (note - Lancaster Gate tube station is currently closed).

The large natural boobs were the obvious reason for visiting this apparently attractive lady yesterday evening (12 January).

Although it is the same person as in the photos, these have been heavily photoshopped.  She is much fatter than shown.  If she were to lose a couple of stone she might be pretty. 

When I arrived she clearly had made little preparation.  Although she was in the silvery dress from the photos, she had no bra so here large boobs were hanging rather inelegantly.  However, she was friendly, I was horny, and the boobs were large, so I decided to stay for the hourly rate of £150.

Her flat is decent, with a good shower.

The service was very plain vanilla.  CBJ was offered.  She did use her boobs a bit to massage me.  Unfortunately, her pussy was not as fresh as it should have been, so RO was a complete no-no for me. FS was fairly pleasant without being exceptional.  Overall, the service was rather boring.

She speaks good English and we found some common points of interest to discuss. 

Total duration was 55 minutes, including two showers.

Overall, this was a disappointing experience.  I cannot recommend her.

She is also advertised as Helen/Hazel/Pamela/Aka

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[swat32]

Thanks for the review.  You should have walked really, as theres plenty of genuine escorts out there that are attractive and cost the same rate

Good luck next time!

[The_Don]

The photo are very badly done, IMO.

Lots of agencies often use this bad practice



IMO, Smith posted some good info about agencies > https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62880.0

[Likesvariety]

Thanks for the review.  You should have walked really, as theres plenty of genuine escorts out there that are attractive and cost the same rate

Good luck next time!

Thanks, and you are right.

I have been away from the escort agency scene for a while and had forgotten how they treat punters with contempt.

[Likesvariety]

The photo are very badly done, IMO.

Lots of agencies often use this bad practice



IMO, Smith posted some good info about agencies > https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62880.0

Thanks, very helpful.

[BustyAsianLover]

Really appreciate the review. Saved my wallet.

[screwdriver]

Thanks for your review! Were the boobs real or implants?

[Candyman]

Thanks for the review. Shame she doesnt live up to her photos. Would you say her tits are nice despite the rest of her? Are they as big as the photos or have they retouched them a lot too? Still might be tempted for a 30min punt just to get a squeeze and titwank but at £100 they'd have to be good

[Siliconfan]

Always be wary when the pics show boobs only (a) in a bra or supportive top or (b) held up by the girl herself. This inevitably indicates seriously saggy boobs which can be clolsely associated with 'plumpness' to be kind. I admit to being a fake-tit fan but the above still holds true.

[Siliconfan]

Always be wary when the pics show boobs only (a) in a bra or supportive top or (b) held up by the girl herself. This inevitably indicates seriously saggy boobs which can be closely associated with 'plumpness' to be kind. I admit to being a fake-tit fan but the above still holds true.

[Likesvariety]

Leona's boobs are natural and they are genuinely big.  But, as to be expected for the size, they are heavy and hang down.  She does need that bra.  Nipples are small and boring.  They would make for a good titwank, with lube of course.

Pity, really.  She is quite a friendly person, but is not very sensual.  If she was, she could make something of herself and her boobs.

The experience emphasises that big boobs are not enough to make a good punt.  The boob owner needs to be sexy.

[Candyman]

Does she kiss?

[Likesvariety]

Does she kiss?

I don't know.  It is not a service I go for.

[BillGoldberg]

Does she kiss?

i doubt it

Very few Thai wgs too

[Likesvariety]

i doubt it

Very few Thai wgs too

She is not Thai.  She says she is Polish and various things she said made it highly likely that this is true.

[BillGoldberg]

She is not Thai.  She says she is Polish and various things she said made it highly likely that this is true.

Oh I see, sorry my mistake I didnt check, I assumed she was Thai as 007escorts is very well known among the oriental chasing brigade, of which I'm a gold card carrying member, as a 'fairly' reliable first call agency for booking a Thai escort

I've never booked an EE girl from 007, and I NEVER would

Sorry you had a poor punt

[Likesvariety]

Thanks, mate, I took a chance and it didn't work out.  Glad to be able to help fellow members.