sexyescortbabe

[big-paul-86]

Figured it was time i post a review after so long so i decide my first would be for the first escort i ever visited,

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If i tried to work out how many times i have seen sexyescortbabe i would probably cry when i realised how much i had spent but lets just say im into double figures, infact i lost my virginity to her.

Located near Newark sexyescortbabe is a friendly women who always answers the door with a smile, she is easy to talk too and always offers a drink before the 'paperwork' gets sorted. She is a women with curves in all the right places and my god does she look sexy, shes always dressed up when she opens the door and it doesnt usually take long for the blood to start flowing south.

Her house is not far from a major road so its not too hard to get to but it is easy to miss the drive (i missed it the first time). Once inside it is clean and tidy she clearly likes to make a good impression.

What can i say about the meets other then perfect everytime, I know some people may think she is expensive at £160p/h but she is worth it. I have never felt rushed, I have never felt uncomfortable, infact it was only the third meet with her when i felt safe enough to let her tie me to the bed, something i dont usually feel safe doing. I wont go into too much detail i let you find out for yourself but i have never left with anything other then a massive smile on my face. Afterwards always offered a shower and a drink again before a kiss and a hug (and tbh a squeeze of her bum) before she sees me out.

I would highly recommend her to anyone, sadly she only works during the day now so i dont get to see her as much as i wish i could.

I hope my first review was up to scratch, if not ill try and do better next time

[GolfNut]

Thanks for the review bigpaul. There's a rather big BUT though.

Given her very high price you've given us nothing to work on when it comes to helping us decide if she is worth £160 an hour, so unfortunately your review is not very helpful. Actually it serves little or no purpose whatsoever, other than to tell us how wonderful you think she is. Others might think differently, especially at that price.

Some pretty fundamental information is missing. But you should know that. You've been a member here plenty long enough to know what review standards are required.

You also seem to have a huge amount of punting experience based on your posting history and you have very expensive tastes given you were out of work this time last year.

Do you have a problem or is there something you're not telling us??

GN 

[big-paul-86]

my real name is richard branson lol

ill do better

[big-paul-86]

one more thing, what makes you think i was out of work?

[GolfNut]

one more thing, what makes you think i was out of work?

You said so

im single no kids and currently unemployed, and will power is not something i have alot of lol

[big-paul-86]

ok then, just checking lol

[CoolTiger]

Fuck me!!! There's a blast from the past.

Saw her incall, near Lincoln, around 2008. I have posted details of my punt in numerous threads, and I highly recommended her.

Her place was a huge mansion with an indoor pool, which I got to use during the punt, swam naked in it, and ticked it off my bucketlist 
(It wasn't until Aug 2016 that I managed the same in an outdoor pool in Marrakesh, but I digress).

Will dig out my punting details.

Lost her contact details a few years later, and when I contacted her again on AW, she no longer worked from that mansion, so I lost my interest in repeating the punt.
Distance wise, it is far and the pool was the main attraction to entice me to travel that far.

[CoolTiger]

BP86,

agree with GN.... you need to provide some real meat to your review, in order for members to decide for themselves if she is worth seeing.

I will re-post my experience, but this was nearly 9 years ago. Whilst her services provided may have remained the same, there is no doubt that she will have aged.

[Crazydave]

She's always been on the periphery of my hotlist, but never made it on. Maybe because of the price. Does she do CIM? For £160, the least I'd expect is to unload down her throat.

[big-paul-86]

BP86,

agree with GN.... you need to provide some real meat to your review, in order for members to decide for themselves if she is worth seeing.

I will re-post my experience, but this was nearly 9 years ago. Whilst her services provided may have remained the same, there is no doubt that she will have aged.

ok 

[CoolTiger]

im single no kids and currently unemployed, and will power is not something i have alot of lol

my real name is richard branson lol

ill do better

What's your secret success to life???
From Zilch to billionaire within 14 months 

[CoolTiger]

Bearing in mind this was 8 years ago, and I've lost a lot of brain cells since...

Facially, fairly attractive, build-wise a proper MILF, she was very enthusiastic (she has dorn porn, so knew damn well how to keep punters happy), although she did not not join me in the pool,
she sat on the edge of the pool, with legs wide open, whilst I gave her RO, standing in the pool 

I can't comment on the squirting side, as I nver took it that far.

I would have loved to have repeated my session with her numerous times over, but her rate and the distance needed to travel meant that I have never been back. Although she tours regularly,
and used to go to Nottingham(?), I never pursued it cos I wanted incall again, to enjoy her again in the swiming pool area.

DFK and OWO are usually my main criteira, and she was top marks for this.
OWO was sloppy and received it whilst sitting on the edge of the pool. Kissing is also sloppy.

She mentioned that she has done some porn, but at the time never pushed her for the details.

Overall, recommended and would visit again, but given where she is based (near Grantham), not the easiest and convenient place to go to, and her daytime working hours are restricted (although late night appointments were easy to get). I would have loved to go back again, purely to enjoy the above services by the side of the pool, but when I enquired, the pool was out of action, so I did not pursue it any further.
I saw her 6 years ago, so she must have aged since. Would love to go again,

Great feeling, being able to swim around the pool naked, then she performed OWO on me whilst I sat on the on the edge of the pool (legs wide open, and feet in the pool), followed by banging her away on the deckchair!!

This was my experience, albeit many moons ago.

YMMV if anyone is considering her now.

[big-paul-86]

What's your secret success to life???
From Zilch to billionaire within 14 months 

toilet paper, everybody needs toilet paper

[CoolTiger]

toilet paper, everybody needs toilet paper

Aaah.... but some of us tight gits economise, even on toilet paper...... by using both sides 

[GolfNut]

This was my experience, albeit many moons ago.

YMMV if anyone is considering her now.

I remember reading your post CT, but for some reason it doesn't appear when linked to her ID which is a pity. But as you say it was a long time ago.

She's got surprisingly very little info for someone who's been around for so long, and with so much AW feedback.

Perhaps she's so good people aren't sharing intentionally.

[CoolTiger]

I remember reading your post CT, but for some reason it doesn't appear when linked to her ID which is a pity. But as you say it was a long time ago.

She's got surprisingly very little info for someone who's been around for so long, and with so much AW feedback.

Perhaps she's so good people aren't sharing intentionally.

Agree about not much info on here. I know she was away for a few years as I made an enquiry about her. When she came back, she had the same profile.

I know I mentioned this in the past.... opportunity for incalls are restricted... mainly tours.... £160ph..... these factors most likely lead to a dusty phone.

Also, when you search using her 7-digit AW ID, 10 results come up. Quite a few have seen her, but none lead to reviews being submitted. Even her first review on here was more of a summary by Mancspunter.

[Iloveoral]

Did you fuck her?
Does she do all her listed services?
Did she charge you any extras?
Was her fanny clean and tasty?
Was anal on the menu?
Owo/cim?

TBH I'm a 1/2hr session kinda guy, do what I gotta do and back to the car, I doubt 2 pops will happen so no point hanging around but at £120..... well.... as they say on telly, "I'm out" as I draw the line at £80 unless it's someone hot as hell and the services are totally amazing confirmed by others, as Golfie mentions you detailed description of how lovely she is (and I'm sure she is) but is a little vague for your high number of visits you have had, (clearly your punting budget is higher than mine too), would you feel comfortable adding more details?

Once again, good tits on her



I started to write that before CT commented but the phone rang, by the time I hit save there was a load more relies haha

[nottspunter]

i've met her twice and she is well worth the money and more.

[GolfNut]

i've met her twice and she is well worth the money and more.

I'm very pleased to hear you think so Mr Lurker 

[nottspunter]

mr lurker?

[Crazydave]

mr lurker?

As in, long time lurker, first time poster.

[GolfNut]

As in, long time lurker, first time poster.

Thanks Dave. He's been a member well over a year, 2 posts, no reviews and doesn't know what a lurker is. Says it all doesn't it?

i've met her twice and she is well worth the money and more.

She must be very good indeed if you think so. 

Just out of curiosity against what criteria are you saying she is underpriced?

If you care to check my reviews you'll see I've seen much younger better looking girls who offer the same services and more for considerably less than £160 an hour. How much exactly would you pay?

I also note she quotes "I am not lying about my age just giving myself a chance to be seen ))." after stating her age at 30 and admitting she's 36, so I'm guessing she's 40+. That's smacks of desperation to me.

So unfortunately I am not in a position to heed your recommendation given your lack of input to the forum to date. So even if she was worth more, we'll not know until someone reviews her who's opinion we value.

See you again next year 

[condorman71]

Christ on a bike GN, give the guy a break. Last time I looked, this was a forum, meaning everyone has the opportunity to post an opinion. Just because that individual isn't in your little clique doesn't mean their opinion isn't valid.

And maybe he lurks for fear of sticking his head above the parapet and people like you taking shots at him

[GolfNut]

Christ on a bike GN, give the guy a break. Last time I looked, this was a forum, meaning everyone has the opportunity to post an opinion. Just because that individual isn't in your little clique doesn't mean their opinion isn't valid.

And maybe he lurks for fear of sticking his head above the parapet and people like you taking shots at him

Fair point mate but it's nothing to do with cliques whatsoever. I'll happily welcome all contributors on this forum. However it really winds me up when someone pipes up with this sort of feedback never having posted a single review, or in his case having lurked for well over a year without any contribution whatsoever.

Others clearly agree:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=126231.0

He clearly wasn't frightened to make this rather inflammatory claim though was he?

i've met her twice and she is well worth the money and more.

 

Might be wise for you to familiarise yourself with the ethos of this site while you're here.

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Things NOT to Say

5) She is so good she should raise her prices You do not know an escort's business model, you are a punter. Raising prices might not help her. Also, UKP represents the interests of punters and any statement that encourages price rises is counter to the principles of the board.

[condorman71]

I didn't really see it as feedback, more a throwaway opinion. He doesn't say she should raise her price. He simply states that she was worth the money and more. If you went to a concert and the band were amazing, you might make a comment like this. It isn't saying on the next tour ticket prices should be higher, just that you enjoyed the experience. And rather than let it wind you up, you simply ignore it.
I have observed UKP for a while, and I'm afraid there is a clique, where some posters are quick to round up on non clique members, in order to dissuade non members from posting on "their" forum. I understand this. It's normal human behaviour and happens in every facet of life from sports clubs to the workplace. Doesn't make it right though. Rather than berating them, maybe they should be encouraged to widen their opinion with detail.
Letting them "wind you up" and forcefully deciding what you and a select few others should be posted is possibly why you keep getting banned

[GolfNut]

I didn't really see it as feedback, more a throwaway opinion. And rather than let it wind you up, you simply ignore it.
I have observed UKP for a while, and I'm afraid there is a clique, where some posters are quick to round up on non clique members, in order to dissuade non members from posting on "their" forum. I understand this. It's normal human behaviour and happens in every facet of life from sports clubs to the workplace. Doesn't make it right though. Rather than berating them, maybe they should be encouraged to widen their opinion with detail.
Letting them "wind you up" and forcefully deciding what you and a select few others should be posted is possibly why you keep getting banned

That's your opinion which you're perfectly entitled to. I and we certainly do not round up on non clique members. Many new posters and reviewers on here every day. Most pass through and become regular contributors if you hadn't noticed.

I'm equally entitled to my opinion am I not.

As I see it, it might be considered a throwaway comment for a regular contributor but 2nd post in over a year doesn't look throwaway to me. His post clearly smacks of touting which as you know is not allowed on this site which if you weren't aware is self regulating.
I'd therefore need to be convinced his throwaway comment was genuinely impartial which clearly it can't be if he's saying she's too cheap. 

So not all opinions are valid and acceptable as I have found out myself as you pointed out.

Maybe if he posts a few reviews he might be treated less suspiciously. On that point........

[condorman71]

You are correct, I have no reviews under my belt. My reasoning behind this is quite simple. I punt very rarely these days. My choice is very select and when I do punt, it is after much research. I have seen in the past Cara Bell ( when she was Veronica), Safia when she was first on the scene, and many others. Nowadays I like to read the forum to see how punting is now. It's come along way from personal ads and the punternet!
I choose not to post as I know that the EM forum love to take apart everything posted, and to that I have nothing to post.
Just remember one thing. This is everyone's forum. Whatever they contribute

[GolfNut]

You are correct, I have no reviews under my belt. My reasoning behind this is quite simple. I punt very rarely these days. My choice is very select and when I do punt, it is after much research. I have seen in the past Cara Bell ( when she was Veronica), Safia when she was first on the scene, and many others. Nowadays I like to read the forum to see how punting is now. It's come along way from personal ads and the [banned-site-auto-censor]!
I choose not to post as I know that the EM forum love to take apart everything posted, and to that I have nothing to post.
Just remember one thing. This is everyone's forum. Whatever they contribute

So you're also a leech who contributes nothing to this forum taking recommendations from those who take the time and effort to contribute and make this site what it is.   

One leech sticking up for another leech. Guess that makes sense really

[CoolTiger]

You are correct, I have no reviews under my belt. My reasoning behind this is quite simple. I punt very rarely these days. My choice is very select and when I do punt, it is after much research. I have seen in the past Cara Bell ( when she was Veronica), Safia when she was first on the scene, and many others. Nowadays I like to read the forum to see how punting is now. It's come along way from personal ads and the [banned-site-auto-censor]!
I choose not to post as I know that the EM forum love to take apart everything posted, and to that I have nothing to post.
Just remember one thing. This is everyone's forum. Whatever they contribute

Condorman, AFAIR the East Mids forum is one of the friendlier forums, when compared to other regions on this board. MOST members on here welcome ALL posters.

I'd be interested in how you concluded that we take apart everything that is posted.

[GolfNut]

Condorman, AFAIR the East Mids forum is one of the friendlier forums, when compared to other regions on this board. MOST members on here welcome ALL posters.

I'd be interested in how you concluded that we take apart everything that is posted.

There is a sense of community among the East Midland Contributors who share their experiences for the benefit of other punters.

Anybody wanting to participate and contribute are more than welcome.

Leeches on the other hand 

[condorman71]

CT - I'm sorry. But as an observer there is a small clique on this board, and if you take a look at reviews done by members not in it, you will often find critique on the OP. You are right though, that most members on this board are friendly. Most.
GN - I do resent being called a leech. Personal insults are not welcome. This site has two sections. General discussion and reviews. I wasn't aware when I signed up that it was compulsory to post in all sections. When I go on a car forum I and most others use it to gain information. Regular posters don't call forum members leeches.

[GolfNut]

CT - I'm sorry. But as an observer there is a small clique on this board, and if you take a look at reviews done by members not in it, you will often find critique on the OP. You are right though, that most members on this board are friendly. Most.
GN - I do resent being called a leech. Personal insults are not welcome. This site has two sections. General discussion and reviews. I wasn't aware when I signed up that it was compulsory to post in all sections. When I go on a car forum I and most others use it to gain information. Regular posters don't call forum members leeches.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=126231.0

I'm not alone.

It's not compulsory to post but you add nothing whatsoever to this site like many many thousands of others who choose not to post reviews or experiences.

If you choose to post occasionally that's your choice but this is not a chat forum. If you want to chat go elsewhere. If you want to share your punting experience for the benefit of other punters then please start contributing.

I'm all ears.

[GolfNut]

CT - I'm sorry. But as an observer there is a small clique on this board, and if you take a look at reviews done by members not in it, you will often find critique on the OP. You are right though, that most members on this board are friendly. Most.
GN - I do resent being called a leech. Personal insults are not welcome. This site has two sections. General discussion and reviews. I wasn't aware when I signed up that it was compulsory to post in all sections. When I go on a car forum I and most others use it to gain information. Regular posters don't call forum members leeches.

A small sample of recently new posters and reviewers in the East Midlands who I see no evidence of being attacked as you state.

product
shimster1
PepeMAGA
mrgoodman88
Fk0607
arthur
Naitch88
BigNinjaBoy
jogon

I don't see or hear any of them complaining about cliques. Maybe get your facts straight before talking absolute bollocks.

 

[mediumjoe]

 I have been on here about a year ,  I was a little taken aback by severity of some comments but now I'm used to it ,have reviewed which is important  - and wouldn't have it any other way - there certainly doesn't seem to be a clique,  just regular posting members who keep the standards up. Joe

[mrfishyfoo]

Fuck me I've read some shite in my time. 

When will they learn that this is a punting forum ?? 

Hmmm did I just spot a fluffy twat that "treats them well". 

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

Just remember one thing. This is everyone's forum. Whatever they contribute

No, it's not everyone's forum, it's Admin's. What on earth makes you think you can say this??

When I go on a car forum I and most others use it to gain information. Regular posters don't call forum members leeches.

You've just said it - you're one of the 'most others' who simply help themselves and contribute nothing.

We are a friendly bunch here on the EM board but please, if your contribution is to lecture us then, with the greatest respect, fuck off.

Finally, credit to BP86 for the review. We all wrote our first one once!

[Diehard]

I have seen her many years ago, at least 9 years ago and fucked her in her swimming pool.

Back then she was facially attractive and friendly but in hindsight a bit cold to the extent that she stuck to the time limit and I judge hookers on how much extra time I get for free with them be it half an hour or 10 mins, the important thing is no clockwatching.

However she did squirt on me at side of the pool which was pretty awesome.

She was carrying a bit of timber back then but certainly wasn't fat but a decade on I think we can assume she isn't likely to have gone up at least two dress sizes.