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So this was one of those, do i or dont i punts....You know there is potential (high) that its going to be shite but the little fella takes over and forces you to book. On this ocassion the reservations i had were the agency. Ive seen quite a few of their girls in the past and never had any issues despite others problems. I was just hoping the chest sitter didnt jump out of a wardrobe. :sarcastic:

Some of their previous girls told me the images are not exactly who it might be....But you know those punts that look iffy can ocassionally turn out to be right crackers and you've uncovered a gem rather than a lemon....Well this was not one of those times....

Turn up to rendez-vous location a bit early as its one of those flat locations where its fooking near impossible to find the location in the day, let alone in the night.....Whilst waiting, a car arrives with my date...Its there for about 5 mins and just a few before the apt before Jessie gets out, in her dressing gown! :dash:

Straight away she looks larger that the lady in the pics and collects the key from a secure location, and in she goes. I ring agency to check this is the door and it is....So at this point im thinking, i still have time to turn the key and get off. Needless to say, there i am, knocking on the door. Door opens and we all know fellas, that from the first few secs, you can gage if the apt might be a cracker or not....Jessie asks if im ***** and i say yes.  Asks me to come in without a smile so im thinking, you fool, but im in now so im going to make the best of it and escape sharpish.

Jessie is not the girl in the pics, if she is, she's put on a lot of timber, or the pics of her are heavily doctored......But im sure they are two different people. The flat is a fucking dump, and freezing given that Jessie has arrived a few minutes before my knock.

She makes a comment about just having a fag, a big turn off for me and the last thing you want to taste as a punter is some bird with chops tasting like a packet of B&H. She also tells me that she arrives for all punts on the night in a dressing gown....Im thinking  :scare:

The bed is on wheels too so once the clothes are off, some suprising nice kissing, cut very short as the taste was not very pleasant. Onto a blow job which was at best average. And thats all i got to as Jessie was quite a large girl, massive tits, but all over the place.....I didnt fancy shagging her at all as all the negatives had built up with me wanting to get the fuck out of dodge.

I cum quickly over her tits, clothes on and im off. It was my first punt for 2 months given work commitments and a depressing start to the new year. I should have trusted my instincts and knocked it on the head....6 years of punting and still making a bad decision....

Dont make the same lads......Would i go back.........Ermmmm  :thumbsdown:

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What doesn't kill you, make you stronger!

Thanks for the review which was a more entertaining experience than your booking it seems.  Some of the girls look good, but I don't trust their photos.  I'm also very particular about who sits on my chest. 

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 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

yeah.....i think ive done around 300 punts in the last 6 years......should have known fucking better.....Only discovered uk punting not that long ago before you fella give me a hammering on the reviews!  :)

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It says BBW on her profile, so pics must be heavily doctored  :hi:

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Ta for the review mate. Sounds like a mare sorry to hear that.

Having been informed by members here about this agency and reading about the chest sitter I would never use them

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True....however in all fairness to the agency, the few ladies ive used have been regulars and crackers and ive never had any issues.  The lingering thought though about the potential of dodgy photos and chest sitter tales, should have been enough to tell me i had been lucky previous and not to chance it..Live and learn eh... :)

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True....however in all fairness to the agency, the few ladies ive used have been regulars and crackers and ive never had any issues.  The lingering thought though about the potential of dodgy photos and chest sitter tales, should have been enough to tell me i had been lucky previous and not to chance it..Live and learn eh... :)

The fact this agency had it's own 'sticky' warning on here for a while tells me all I need to know about them.   :hi: