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External Link/Members OnlyShould have just knocked one out in the shower and been done with it.
Comms via text all fine with prompt replies. This week is operating out of a modern block of flats just up the road from Majestic (apparently, only comes up this way every 6 months or so).
I'm rather partial to a decent looking MILF in her 40s who knows how to suck cock. Unfortunately, JJJ is none of these things...
JJJ is now on the wrong side of 50 and more like a GILF (without the 'ILF' at the end!). Average looking at best, heavily made up and heavily tattooed - 10/15 years ago, I think she would have been decent looking MILF in a sleazy kind of way. She's too old to carry this off well now. Size 12/14 but with a massive (artificial) rack that helped to hide (or draw your attention away from) some flabbiness and stretch marks. Bottom line was that I didn't fancy it enough to fuck it, so it would have to be an oral only session.
I got a rather tired greeting, no kissing involved just shown through to the room and asked what I was after (blow job with cim finish). Paperwork out the way, she got out her impressive juggs. I started fondling them only to be told - "Squeezing my nipples isn't appealing". Don't know why she used the word 'appealing' but it was a great way to deflate the whole punt within seconds! OK, I thought, just get on with the blow job and I'll be on my way. The owo was shallow and didn't have much hand action to start with. No variation in technique or speed, although she did raise her head up on regular occasions and, with a sort of grimace on her face, let a load of spit drool out of her mouth onto my cock. It was slightly odd, it wasn't the more normal spitting on your cock technique I've enjoyed in the past. In fact, the thought flashed through my mind that she'd had some sort of mini-stroke and wasn't able to control her mouth movement properly!! As I got nearer, she started using her hands a lot more and I told her to suck it as I was about to cum, but she hesitated just that moment too long...and then acted surprised as she said she'd wanted to tease me some more. Not sure where the surprise bit is - I tell her I'm about to cum, then I cum - it's not quantum physics FFS...no, she knew what she was doing. The whole thing was all rather tired and mechanical.
So, it's a negative from me as;
1. you can add 10 years onto her AW stated age of 43 and she hasn't aged well
2. Per her fairly detailed website, I paid for '£50 spit and polish that juicy cock explode in my mouth' and got a glorified '£20 cheeky handshake'
Pretty disappointing first punt of 2017. You try and give home grown girls first bite of the cherry, but TBH, this felt more like a standard Romanian visit.
Don't touch with a barge pole.
