Tina Nuru 3676436 , Enfield

[NuruGuru]

Met Tina last year when she was working in a flat in Enfield. Late review, but better late than never.

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COMMS - Really good comms...however, it's all done by the maid. Texted and spoken on the phone and things were set in motion.

LOCATION - Was a small block of flats not too far from McDonalds and a massive retail park in Enfield where the Krispy Kreme drive thru is. Not particularly discreet as it's a busy residential area.

FEE - £100 for 60 mins

THE GIRL - Really disappointed...although she's got an OK face and by no means ugly. She is a lot large than her photoshopped pics show. I'll post her veri pic and profile pic to show the difference. Massive arse..which some may like... I didnt. Biiiiig boobs though. Barely spoke English. Skin was a bit rough too.

THE SERVICE - OK, this is where it gets a negative for me. Judging by the name, I'm expecting a NURU massage. I hand over the envelope and I'm asked to get undressed and she'll come back with the oil. When she comes back, she's got a bobble of Johnson's baby oil.
I asked her that I wanted a NURU massage and she said "yes, this is nuru". I'm the fucking Guru, I know what the fuck I am talking about.
I told her that this WAS NOT Nuru and this was just normal oil. It isn't the same. She then told me that SHE DIDN'T LIKE Nuru oil. Seriously WTF?
Why do you advertise yourself as Tina NURU if you don't even like the fucking thing. That's like calling yourself Tina Anal but refusing to do anal. Stupid bitch.
By this time, I couldn't be arsed to ask for a refund and my dick had shrivelled up by then. I just told her to get on with it, but I remained polite as could be throughout as not to make her feel uncomfy and I still wanted a good service.
Throughout the massage, there was no conversation, just some weird Eurotrash music she was playing on her phone.
Massage itself was pretty shit. Barely any b2b except for her big boobs on my back in the same circular motion. No playing with my cock throughout, only at the end when she wanted to finish off.
Only finished you off with HR, no oral at all. No FS, no nothing. Had a shower and left.

If you want a NURU massage, don't go...and the same would apply to the other girls who work with her. Total rip off. Avoid.



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[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate, what a nightmare !! 

Maybe it's a pity you did not go for the refund route, any thoughts?

[NuruGuru]

Sorry to hear mate, what a nightmare !! 

Maybe it's a pity you did not go for the refund route, any thoughts?

Honestly, I just didn't have the confidence to kick up a fuss and ask for my money back when I was already butt naked. But it's all part of the experience and learning curve to negotiate what you want and what you're getting before any monies exchange hands..

[peter purves]

Honestly, I just didn't have the confidence to kick up a fuss and ask for my money back when I was already butt naked. But it's all part of the experience and learning curve to negotiate what you want and what you're getting before any monies exchange hands..

Thanks for your honesty.

Negotiations is a necessity but it does not always prevent a WG from behaving contrarily and again this will carry us back round to the issue of seeking a refund.

Better luck next time round

[Rick0055]

I have seen her too. She opened the door and led me through to the bedroom where we both stripped off. I lay on the bed and she began sucking my cock owo. It was a bit of a half hearted effort but got a rise out of me. By this point not a single word had been spoken by either of us. When she was sucking my pipe I tried to engage asking for deepthroat but she dismissed me saying she didn't speak English. After shooting my load I dressed and left without a further word being said by either of us. Despite paying for half an hour I couldn't have been in much longer than 15 minutes. waste of money

[NuruGuru]

I have seen her too. She opened the door and led me through to the bedroom where we both stripped off. I lay on the bed and she began sucking my cock owo. It was a bit of a half hearted effort but got a rise out of me. By this point not a single word had been spoken by either of us. When she was sucking my pipe I tried to engage asking for deepthroat but she dismissed me saying she didn't speak English. After shooting my load I dressed and left without a further word being said by either of us. Despite paying for half an hour I couldn't have been in much longer than 15 minutes. waste of money

Damn, you were lucky to get some OWO at least. For me, this was totally off limits. I forgot to mention that when I arrived, she was dressed like she just needed to go out to the shops. No real effort to look the part of a WG. Sorry to hear you had a bad time too.

[gash bash]

Thx for review OP. Saved me some cash as i was tempted to see her. Looked too good to be true.

[The_Don]

I have seen her too. She opened the door and led me through to the bedroom where we both stripped off. I lay on the bed and she began sucking my cock owo. It was a bit of a half hearted effort but got a rise out of me. By this point not a single word had been spoken by either of us. When she was sucking my pipe I tried to engage asking for deepthroat but she dismissed me saying she didn't speak English. After shooting my load I dressed and left without a further word being said by either of us. Despite paying for half an hour I couldn't have been in much longer than 15 minutes. waste of money

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[Hugo Victor]

Met Tina last year when she was working in a flat in Enfield. Late review, but better late than never.

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COMMS - Really good comms...however, it's all done by the maid. Texted and spoken on the phone and things were set in motion.

LOCATION - Was a small block of flats not too far from McDonalds and a massive retail park in Enfield where the Krispy Kreme drive thru is. Not particularly discreet as it's a busy residential area.

FEE - £100 for 60 mins

THE GIRL - Really disappointed...although she's got an OK face and by no means ugly. She is a lot large than her photoshopped pics show. I'll post her veri pic and profile pic to show the difference. Massive arse..which some may like... I didnt. Biiiiig boobs though. Barely spoke English. Skin was a bit rough too.

THE SERVICE - OK, this is where it gets a negative for me. Judging by the name, I'm expecting a NURU massage. I hand over the envelope and I'm asked to get undressed and she'll come back with the oil. When she comes back, she's got a bobble of Johnson's baby oil.
I asked her that I wanted a NURU massage and she said "yes, this is nuru". I'm the fucking Guru, I know what the fuck I am talking about.
I told her that this WAS NOT Nuru and this was just normal oil. It isn't the same. She then told me that SHE DIDN'T LIKE Nuru oil. Seriously WTF?
Why do you advertise yourself as Tina NURU if you don't even like the fucking thing. That's like calling yourself Tina Anal but refusing to do anal. Stupid bitch.
By this time, I couldn't be arsed to ask for a refund and my dick had shrivelled up by then. I just told her to get on with it, but I remained polite as could be throughout as not to make her feel uncomfy and I still wanted a good service.
Throughout the massage, there was no conversation, just some weird Eurotrash music she was playing on her phone.
Massage itself was pretty shit. Barely any b2b except for her big boobs on my back in the same circular motion. No playing with my cock throughout, only at the end when she wanted to finish off.
Only finished you off with HR, no oral at all. No FS, no nothing. Had a shower and left.

If you want a NURU massage, don't go...and the same would apply to the other girls who work with her. Total rip off. Avoid.



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so glad I read this review!  She is in Derby now and have been trying to get to see her, but she has never replied!   Lucky!

No one does a decent nuru massage around here!

[cigano8]

Sorry but had to laugh at this review. Tina nuru but uses babyoil you couldn't make it up. 

Reminds me of a similar experience I had. I think the bottom line is with nuru if the price is under £120 for the hour then it's probably just oily half hearted b2b. I've heard the real gel is pretty expensive

[NuruGuru]

Sorry but had to laugh at this review. Tina nuru but uses babyoil you couldn't make it up. 

Reminds me of a similar experience I had. I think the bottom line is with nuru if the price is under £120 for the hour then it's probably just oily half hearted b2b. I've heard the real gel is pretty expensive

The real gel is expensive yes and I agree totally. My experience is it'll mainly be East Asian ladies who will offer a decent Nuru. Some parlours will do NURU massage too, but the girls offering it will suck big time as they just want to finish you off quickly and get out. The BEST Nuru I ever had was by 5 Star Asian Massage in Uxbridge, but they've closed down a few months ago and have yet to reestablish a location. The minute they do, I will definitely be visiting again if they have Nicole working again.

If you go for a NURU, don't be afraid to ask and see what gel they are using before handing over any money. If it's not real NURU gel, then walk. Nothing can replicate the NURU gel, so the experience will be disappointing and I can guarantee you'll regret it.