Where to begin with this one?!
After my original plans had fallen through, I called up Laura Blue (
External Link/Members Only) at the last minute. Laura looked good in her AW profile, and had 10 AW feedbacks. I couldn't find any reviews on UKP so I wouldn't normally use those feedbacks alone as justification, but I listened to my cock and decided to TOFTT as it was the season of goodwill and I hadn't TOFTTed all year.
I got through to Laura and was given her loaction, a flat off Commercial Road near Limehouse DLR. Laura 'greets' me and takes my money before stepping out of the room for what feels like longer than usual. I hear the usual muttering outside as I strip. Laura comes back and gives short answers as she strips to reveal her skinny body complete with visible ribs. She doesn't offer a shower (I wasn't going to ask this time).
Laura starts by giving covered oral, which wasn't bad. She then asks me how I would like to have sex. I say 'you on top', 'I don't do on top', she answers. 'Oh here we go', I thought to myself as I ask her for mish instead. She lubes up and I get on top of her. We fuck in virtual silence, her occasional winces breaking the silences. After about 10 minutes of me pounding away she says she can't take any more. I go on my back and she gives a handjob (still covered). I ask for a footjob and she says she does not know what that is. I don't bother arguing this time and ask her to put her feet in my face so I can worship them while she wanks me off. She does that and her feet were actually quite cute and nice to worship, the only decent thing about the punt which helps me to cum.
After catching my breath and cleaning up, we go for round 2 (yes, I was a mug and paid for an hour). Well I say 'we go for round 2', the conversation went like this:
Laura: *Starts another covered handjob*
Lance: 'Do you want to fuck?'
Laura: 'No, I can't'
Lance: 'I can teach you to give a footjob if you want then'
Laura: 'I think I know what that is, I don't do that.'
Lance: *While recalling that Laura's profile clearly has Foot Worship as one of her likes* 'Is there anything you like to do?'
Laura: 'It doesn't seem like anything you like'
Lance: 'Indeed'
And that was how it continued, with her trying to wank me again while I kissed and licked her feet. I didn't cum again.
To call this punt a negative is an understatement. Laura wanted to be anywhere else but there, was often checking her phone and was frankly a crap WG. A complete waste of money who should be avoided.
