Author Topic: Crystal English Rose -Torbay (Paignton)  (Read 8131 times)


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A case of punting in haste here, my own fault I should of walked away.
Pictures are definitely fake, and this women is at least 20 years older than stated on the profile.
Much larger than stated.
Im struggling writing this, as it brings back painful memories. Scam artist, avoud this one guy's :hi:

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Cheers for the info as profile photos and AW reviews made her initially very appealing. What a shame.  No verification photo also I notice..... frustrating to see misleading service providers like this.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2017, 08:13:43 pm by bristolqwerty »

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Shame to hear this. She was on my faves list too. Especially as torbay is awful for punts at the moment.
Although she looked older and bigger, was she any good? Small review...
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Shame to hear this. She was on my faves list too. Especially as torbay is awful for punts at the moment.
Although she looked older and bigger, was she any good? Small review...

I would say she was crap, oral was poor at best. Using fake pictures is always a negative.in my book...... some folks may fancey her. But use the correct pictures, as it will only disappoint those expecting a slim toned blonde 20 something, opposed to a mid forties tubster :hi:

Offline markc65

That's really disappointing as I really liked the look of her pics and was considering whether it would be worthwhile making the trip down there

Offline MadHatter1

Hi Folks,
New here. This one really foxes me. I nearly booked CrystalEnglishRose as her AW profile and reviews seem good, then I read the post. There is mention that there is no 'verification' photo but it seems ticked on her profile. Like so many of you I'm sure there is nothing worse than a let down punt where the girl has lied about either her services, age, photos etc... this seems like a classic example... or is it not the same the girl. It's worrying if AW can be that misleading even when photo seems 'verified'... any other examples for South West punters to avoid...

many thanks, and look forward to posting and commenting in the future wherever I can help.

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The useless white knight "Alphonse999New" has just reported this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209393.0) so I think it's only fair that I bring this review back to the top of the SW review section.

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The useless white knight "Alphonse999New" has just reported this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209393.0) so I think it's only fair that I bring this review back to the top of the SW review section.
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I think the saddo, is trying to make up with her.

Offline NigelF

The useless white knight "Alphonse999New" has just reported this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209393.0) so I think it's only fair that I bring this review back to the top of the SW review section.

I think the saddo, is trying to make up with her.

 :D You're probably right! I'm sure she'll still be mad at him when she sees it's backfired.

Anyway, congrats on the 20k posts  :thumbsup:

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I think the saddo, is trying to make up with her.


 :D You're probably right! I'm sure she'll still be mad at him when she sees it's backfired.

Anyway, congrats on the 20k posts  :thumbsup:

Seems the sad case is upset at the bump.   :lol: :lol:

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Alphonse999new sure seems to be making the most of the reporting system, probably getting the reports in before Admin fucks the twat off  :music:

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I think the saddo, is trying to make up with her.


 :D You're probably right! I'm sure she'll still be mad at him when she sees it's backfired.

Anyway, congrats on the 20k posts  :thumbsup:

Not True. I was merely correction a malicious assertion based on my experience of meeting this provider. The photos on the AW site ARE of the lady I met and she is in no way fat nor in her fifties as the original reviewer stated. Further, her professionalism in the arts of pleasure were first rate, at least in my experience.

With regard to the 'White Knight' assertion, above: I have no intention of '... making up' with the provider but I do have the right to correct an untruth as I see fit.

With regard to me being a 'sad do': it is you who is awake at 04:00 in the morning writing vitriol about my assertion, one which, incidentally, I am prepared to swear on oath IF YOU AGREE TO PAY FOR THE SOLICITOR's FEE!!

Other than that, all I will say is that IF you are unable to accept an opinion that differs from your own without generating such a personal response then you really do need to grow up. Your opibrium should be reserved for the writer of the original review who seemed to have his own personal addenda for trying to undermine and compromise the providor's business activity? Regards

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Crystal was my go to girl years ago when she worked out of Newton Abbot.
I'm probably talking 10 to 12 years ago and I guess she was in her early thirties then.
Back then she was quite an active girl and I know one punter who would bend her over the banister and take her from behind whilst pulling her hair. She loved being treated rough and would ask me to talk dirty to her whilst banging away, she would really get off on being used. She met a lad and gave up punting so I was surprised to see her profile on AW. There is a true photo of her face in the gallery but not the one on her profile pic.
It's a shame she has gone lazy because she really was a naughty girl back in the day.

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Alphonse999new sure seems to be making the most of the reporting system, probably getting the reports in before Admin fucks the twat off  :music:

Apologies.

I hit the report tab as I believed I was being unfairly besmirched and accused of something that is not true. I must confess that, at that point, I was not sure how the quote / reply system worked; I do now.
If my 'reports' have caused any grievance to admin or those I reported then I'm sorry and ask that these reports be withdrawn.

However, I stand by everything else I have written.

Finally, to an outsider, language such as: '... fucks the twat off' and similar makes you sound incredibly uncouth and shallow. As such, why would I have any faith in any of the reviews you have made or topics you may have written about?

Just my opinion though: the way you choose to express yourself has nothing to do with me!

Regards

Then I realised

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Not True. I was merely correction a malicious assertion based on my experience of meeting this provider. The photos on the AW site ARE of the lady I met and she is in no way fat nor in her fifties as the original reviewer stated. Further, her professionalism in the arts of pleasure were first rate, at least in my experience.

With regard to the 'White Knight' assertion, above: I have no intention of '... making up' with the provider but I do have the right to correct an untruth as I see fit.

With regard to me being a 'sad do': it is you who is awake at 04:00 in the morning writing vitriol about my assertion, one which, incidentally, I am prepared to swear on oath IF YOU AGREE TO PAY FOR THE SOLICITOR's FEE!!

Other than that, all I will say is that IF you are unable to accept an opinion that differs from your own without generating such a personal response then you really do need to grow up. Your opibrium should be reserved for the writer of the original review who seemed to have his own personal addenda for trying to undermine and compromise the providor's business activity? Regards

Are you the pro$$ie or her pimp?

You whinge like a fucking woman for sure...………… And all your reports complaining about abuse, have you told yoir mummy yet  :unknown:

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Are you the pro$$ie or her pimp?

You whinge like a fucking woman for sure...………… And all your reports complaining about abuse, have you told yoir mummy yet  :unknown:

Please tell me which part of my text strikes you as 'whinging'

it is YOU who comes across as the cry baby: not being able to handle someone's opinions who differ from your own!! JUST GROW UP!

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Please tell me which part of my text strikes you as 'whinging'

The THREE reports you sent to Admin for a start, you Fucking idiot  :hi:
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The THREE reports you sent to Admin for a start, you bell end  :sarcastic:

And which I have asked to be withdrawn, if you read my previous reply.

But then again, you cannot comment without being abusive! Does calling me a bell-end in a public form make you feel big and special or what?

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I'm probably talking 10 to 12 years ago and I guess she was in her early thirties then.

So that would put her mid / late 40's at least today, a long way off her stated profile age   :thumbsdown:

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And which I have asked to be withdrawn, if you read my previous reply.

But then again, you cannot comment without being abusive! Does calling me a bell-end in a public form make you feel big and special or what?

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I notice that you have just edited your post to change the epithet: ' ... you bell end' to '... you Fucking idiot'

Thank you for that! How magnanimous of you !

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So that would put her mid / late 40's at least today, a long way off her stated profile age   :thumbsdown:
She has to be in her forties that is for sure. As I said she was a naughty girl back then.
Have you ever seen her James?

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But then again, you cannot comment without being abusive! Does calling me a bell-end in a public form make you feel big and special or what?

The Author of the review has been on the site for nearly 6 years and made hundreds of posts and numerous reports, another member confirms what he says, yet you appear from nowhere and start saying they're lying and banging in reports to Admin, who the fuck are you, the Pro$$ie / her pimp? You certainly act like it. I did ask that previously but you swerved that and seem obsessed that I realised you were a bell end so quickly  :music:

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Not true.

Actually very true.

You don’t seem to have read the rules. You’ve contravened so many forum principles in a short time it’s a wonder you haven’t banned yourself by now. Abuse is defined in the rules. You haven’t been abused. Frivolous reporting is frowned on — you’ve frivolously reported. Trying to defend a prossie’s honour without hard evidence of lies is exceedingly frowned upon — wrong website for you. I almost suspect you could get a free ticket to some other forum before I hit the submit button.  :hi:

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Maybe he’ll take another swipe at you James — he has your ‘number’  :scare: :D
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C’mon fonsyponsy999, let’s hear you let rip. Then you can be the first RIP of the day — but hurry!!  :cool:

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Not True. I was merely correction a malicious assertion based on my experience of meeting this provider. The photos on the AW site ARE of the lady I met and she is in no way fat nor in her fifties as the original reviewer stated. Further, her professionalism in the arts of pleasure were first rate, at least in my experience.

With regard to the 'White Knight' assertion, above: I have no intention of '... making up' with the provider but I do have the right to correct an untruth as I see fit.

With regard to me being a 'sad do': it is you who is awake at 04:00 in the morning writing vitriol about my assertion, one which, incidentally, I am prepared to swear on oath IF YOU AGREE TO PAY FOR THE SOLICITOR's FEE!!

Other than that, all I will say is that IF you are unable to accept an opinion that differs from your own without generating such a personal response then you really do need to grow up. Your opibrium should be reserved for the writer of the original review who seemed to have his own personal addenda for trying to undermine and compromise the providor's business activity? Regards

Are you fucking serious  :dash:

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Well he boosted her negative review for her, bet she loves deluded fanboys like him  :sarcastic:

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Please tell me which part of my text strikes you as 'whinging'

it is YOU who comes across as the cry baby: not being able to handle someone's opinions who differ from your own!! JUST GROW UP!

Love, if you posted this on not allowed you'd get banned.

YABU IMHO lol
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Just noticed this has been bumped a few times. I see the WK has managed to get him/her self banned, ponce.
Age wise, I'm 45, an she was older than me, without a shadow of doubt.
Having this sorry episode dragged up won't help me, however hopefully it'll assist others in their decision making. Fake pictures, fake age, fake body description- avoid :hi:

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I for one am very glad to have found this thread.

This lady was top of my go-to list as I’ve just rejoined the punting game after a couple of years break. Very very slim pickings in Torbay and I’ve had far more negative results than positive over the years and she was going to be my first port of call to return. Such a shame.

I’m glad I’ve found this forum and for the contributions.

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I visited CrystalEnglishRose earlier this year. At the time I should have given her a negative or at best neutral revue.  I have returned to the punting scene after a  break of a few years. When I saw Crystal I was using a different user name. I can confirm that the pictures she uses are confusing.  Her main picture shows a lady with a much more defined waist - not the case today.  The only picture in her gallery is quite unlike her appearance this year. These pictures are clearly either very old or of someone else. I would say her dress size is size 12 and her age is upper 30's. If you read all her revues, you'll find one regular that if the number of years he has been seeing her is correct, then either he should be locked up in prison or her age is almost 40. Secondly, she cut my time short. I should have complained but I did not.  But anyway, what is the point of demanding more time when clearly the lady claims she has jobs to do.  Her premises are very tacky - particularly when you consider the fees she asks. On a positive note she gives superb oral - not lengthy but one hell of a sucker. Penetration by missionary which was OK. So guys i would not see her again.

Offline NigelF

I visited CrystalEnglishRose earlier this year. At the time I should have given her a negative or at best neutral revue.  I have returned to the punting scene after a  break of a few years. When I saw Crystal I was using a different user name. I can confirm that the pictures she uses are confusing.  Her main picture shows a lady with a much more defined waist - not the case today.  The only picture in her gallery is quite unlike her appearance this year. These pictures are clearly either very old or of someone else. I would say her dress size is size 12 and her age is upper 30's. If you read all her revues, you'll find one regular that if the number of years he has been seeing her is correct, then either he should be locked up in prison or her age is almost 40. Secondly, she cut my time short. I should have complained but I did not.  But anyway, what is the point of demanding more time when clearly the lady claims she has jobs to do.  Her premises are very tacky - particularly when you consider the fees she asks. On a positive note she gives superb oral - not lengthy but one hell of a sucker. Penetration by missionary which was OK. So guys i would not see her again.

Cheers for the info.

A punt that took place earlier this year (any time in the last 12 months) is still fairly recent and even if you don't agree, I don't think one should ever put a time limit on negative (or neutral) reviews as they're often the most helpful, especially since in this game it's very unlikely she's got much better since (hence it's more reasonable to put a "time limit" on positive reviews).

I’ve had far more negative results than positive over the years and she was going to be my first port of call to return. Such a shame.

I’m glad I’ve found this forum and for the contributions.

If you can remember any of the punts (particularly the negatives) and the WG is still active/working, then I'd strongly recommend doing some reviews if you can. As you say this forum has a lot of great contributions and it would be even greater if you contributed in return.
Basically, I strongly recommend you post what you've just said (plus any other details you can remember) as a new full review.

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Guys, to be honest I'm really confused by these mixed reviews. Mostly negative. A banned guy saying she's good, another saying a nightmare, and someone else saying she was good. Her age seems to range from late 30's to early 50"s.
She is now showing her face on her profile. She looks good to me. I might have to get a new up to date honest review on here soon.  :thumbsup:
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Guys, to be honest I'm really confused by these mixed reviews. Mostly negative. A banned guy saying she's good, another saying a nightmare, and someone else saying she was good. Her age seems to range from late 30's to early 50"s.
She is now showing her face on her profile. She looks good to me. I might have to get a new up to date honest review on here soon.  :thumbsup:

One mans pleasure is another mans poison, give her a go mate and pop up a review based on your experience.

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Guys, to be honest I'm really confused by these mixed reviews. Mostly negative. A banned guy saying she's good, another saying a nightmare, and someone else saying she was good. Her age seems to range from late 30's to early 50"s.
She is now showing her face on her profile. She looks good to me. I might have to get a new up to date honest review on here soon.  :thumbsup:

I would be shocked if that is her. She must of been going to the gym almost daily for a year, plastic surgery etc.
It's your money fella. The review I placed is to assist in people making an informed decision of how they would like to spend their hard earned cash.
Fill your boots, fuck her bandy if you like  :hi:

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OK guys. I've now seen her. Here's my honest account of the meeting. Arranged to meet her via text. Quick replies and time arranged. On the morning of meeting her, I messaged asking for address. She got back to me the next day apologising she'd hurt her back,but would still like to meet sometime. I agreed and asked for the next Saturday. All booked on AW. Given address, and turned up. Text her when I was on the way, when I arrived, and 15 minutes after the arranged time. Nothing back. Half hour later I got a text apologising that she forgot and stayed at a friend's in Exeter and could I come back later. As most people, I have a life and time can be sometimes of the essence. She offered me a discount price for another time which I accepted. Yeah, I know, I should have probably ended it there and moved on. But I arranged for another week later and even took time off work. All texts done again, booked again. The day before seeing her, she text asking if I could see her a bit earlier. I couldn't, so stayed with agreed time.
On to the day of meeting. Turned up, text to say I was about. Told she wasn't ready and could I come back in 45 minutes. Jeesus. Of course I agreed. Again.
Anyway, got the directions to her 'luxury' flat. Dark and dinghy dated dump at a crap end of torquay.
Told to walk straight into her flat, so I did. I was actually pleasantly surprised after some of the comments about her looks. I can honestly say that from her pictures, ok, so they're abit photo shopped, but she's actually got a good body, and the rear shot photo on her profile is very similar to the sight I saw. Great arse, nice tits, not huge, but pert and a good handful. She was apologetic about messing me around. All good so far..
And this is where it goes down hill.
I opted for a massage which was alright but whatever she was using smelt like cold tar soap. Turned me over but unfortunately I was a little too relaxed  :rolleyes:
She just seemed really stressed out and in a rush, within 5 minutes she asked 'do ya wanna kiss me', do ya want me to suck your cock', 'do ya wanna fuck me'.
It was all getting mechanical. I'll be honest, I just wanted to blow and go now, so opted for straight missionary and asked where I could cum. After hearing her fake ohhs and ahhs, and fuck my pussy etc, she snapped 'just cum in the condom'. Fuckin ell,
I looked at her tits and gave them a little suck, and was told to be careful. I told her I wanted to cum on her tits. I pulled out, she freaked and said 'No, not fucking yet' and went to put towels down. There I am, trying to hold back a few days of knob snot but could not give a shit by now and just chucked it over her tit while she's still laying down a towel.
So, to recap a bit on the experience.
PROS
Nice body, cute little arse, decent tits for her size.
Oral was pretty good, ball licking as well.
Tidy down below.
CONS
She just seems really weird. I can't explain how. I'm still a bit confused about it all.
I will say tho, she's definitely not plump, tubby or whatever. Age wise I'd say late 30s at most. She was nice enough at first but sometimes things just don't work out. And No, I would definitely not see her again and I'd say £80for half hour is money badly spent. Look elsewhere guys.
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