Author Topic: Ms Artemis - central Birmingham.  (Read 2307 times)


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Offline Littlefoot

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Was looking for a quality punt today for my birthday treat, and thought this girl would be a nailed on top punt:

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I was really struggling to find a decent punt. All the usual Thais weren't answering. So Ms Artemis was a plan D.

COMMS
All sorted by texts, no problems.

LOCATION & VENUE
It's a little house in central Brum, 10-15 mins walk from new street station. Nice, clean, modern house inside. Although don't quote me on this I may be wrong, but I'm sure I got a whiff of weed upon entry.

FEE
I paid £140 for 1 hour.

SERVICES
FK, OWO, HJ, RO, me rimming her, sex in CG, massage.

THE GIRL
Age 25 accurate. She is a Czech girl, with excellent English, and WOW! Looks wise what a stunner, I'd say 5ft 2 size 6, gorgeous face, long brown hair, smallish perky boobs, and a very tidy petite figure. I think she's probably the best looking girl I've seen. There's only one to match her in face department who I've seen to date.  (Miss Christina)

THE MEET
The customary hide behind the door on arrival. When I saw her my jaw hit the floor. She was wearing a figure hugging, tight black dress, with designer big holes covering it. It barely covered her arse.
:wacko:  and what an arse.  :wackogirl:  very very sexy, and gorgeous. Was greeted with a big smile, and hug.

I take my shoes off, and follow her upstairs. What a fantastic view I must say. I thought I'm in for a treat here. Pay my fee and take a quick shower. She asks what music I want. I say put some Czech on. Post shower I'm told to stand in front of a full length mirror. She then pushes me back until I hit the wall, where she begins a sexy little dance, rubbing against me. Kissing was limited and on her terms. Which wasn't very often, and although FK, it was at very brief spells. Each kiss probably lasting 5 seconds, before she'd pull away. Every time I went in for something more substantial she didn't want to know. She does like to lead proceedings, and didn't take well to taking instructions in my experience. There was just a lot of mutual touching and her rubbing her arse into my groin at this point. I attempted to lift her dress off, she stopped me, shushed me and whispered we had plenty of time. ( yeah my time!). This must of gone on 10-15 mins. Oh she asked me then how many times I can cum. I say one.

Next she asks me to lye on the bed, so she can massage me. I just go with the flow. She slips her dress off, but keeps her little black thong on, and starts a useless soft massage. Then she just lyes on my back motionless. Next she just starts tickling my back with her nails.

When I turn over, she starts wanking my cock furiously trying to pop me, even though I'd told her earlier I can only cum once. I had to stop her. I asked her to suck it. The BJ consisted of her putting her mouth over the tip of my cock whilst using her hand to wank me. I stop her and tell her to just use her mouth. She wasn't impressed being told what to do. But did comply, after she warned me not to cum in her mouth. There was a lot of her spitting on me knob which I liked.

I ask her to remove her thong so I can get my tongue around her nether regions. Once down there she has a very attractive little vagina, with a nice, neat, trimmed landing strip above. I got stuck into that, which she seemed to enjoy judging by the moans and groans, and the eventual thighs squeezing the life out of my head as if she'd climaxed, which was pretty convincing. I push her body on its side so I can get to her arse. She helps by moving also. Then proceed to rim her. Everything downstairs was all good and tasty, as it should be.

I ask for the hat. She starts to ride in CG. Which was excellent. She is very tight, and it's only 10 mins before I spurt into the sack.

She cleans me up. I look at the time, 15 mins left. So request another massage. Which basically entailed her tickling me with her nails again, until I've had enough and ask for another shower.

I've been spoiled lately with some excellent punts. Maybe I was expecting too much here after reading all her positives. And maybe we didn't click. The only thing what saved this from a negative is how absolutely gorgeous she is, lovely responsive RO and rimming, and some excellent sex in CG. I wouldn't return. No way that's worth £140.


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What.. Im sorry you didn't get what you expected....I have never reviewed Ms Artemis.  :unknown:
As there were already reviews which echoed my great experience with her. :thumbsup:
I do think its a bit of complacency on her behalf as she has a steady stream of regulars that are well trained. :crazy:
I hope she does see this review and ups her game again. :dancegirl:
once again I feel for your lacklustre experience you spoilt little brat  :cool:

Happy Hunting for 2017  :hi:
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Offline Littlefoot

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Happy new year jawbreak!

Have a good un!

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Thanks for the review Littlefoot  :hi:

Sorry to hear it wasn't quite what you had hoped for. I had mentioned recently that after 2 very enjoyable meets with Artemis earlier in the year I would have seen her again had it not been for the price hike from £70 to £90 for h/h and from £120 to £140 for an hour, which coincided with some positive reviews here.

Hope your next one is better.
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Thanks for the review Littlefoot  :hi:

Sorry to hear it wasn't quite what you had hoped for. I had mentioned recently that after 2 very enjoyable meets with Artemis earlier in the year I would have seen her again had it not been for the price hike from £70 to £90 for h/h and from £120 to £140 for an hour, which coincided with some positive reviews here.

Hope your next one is better.

The lack of kissing is a real mood killer for me.

Offline baseball_99

I was trying the usual Thais today even trying their personal numbers but no joy.

Miss Artemis has been on my HL but after reading this review I don't think I will see her.

All the best for 2017

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I was trying the usual Thais today even trying their personal numbers but no joy.

Miss Artemis has been on my HL but after reading this review I don't think I will see her.

All the best for 2017

That Thai maid is a right rude bitch. I rings up Friday night trying to get an early Saturday booking. She said phone tomorrow, and hung up while I was still talking.   :angry:   I was ringing all this morning till I gave up at 11am.

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I know who you mean. I reckon she is jealous as she isn't getting shagged by fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

Offline azrael

Thanks for the review LF, sorry that it didnt work out for you. i would have nailed this as negative the service sounded robotic/pre planned routine :unknown:

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Thanks for the review LF, sorry that it didnt work out for you. i would have nailed this as negative the service sounded robotic/pre planned routine :unknown:

Thanks..... Yeah it felt a bit like that... IT was very very close to a negative for me.

Offline bearcat69

Coincidentally I actually tried to arrange a meet with Ms Artemis the other day.. didn't happen though as we couldn't agree a mutual time. Was thinking of maybe contacting her again next week but not so sure. Whilst she spoke decent enough English on the phone I did had a hard time communicating with her, she seemed a bit too forceful, she kept on speaking over me and kinda annoyed me to be honest. Although I haven't seen her, I get the impression she wants to be some sort of dominatrix more than a GFE provider. Whilst I don't mind being sexually dominated by a woman, I am more of a vanilla kinda guy... I just want an enjoyable shag with an attractive woman. Her manner on the phone didn't help ease my slight doubts about her. Still undecided though, might still try her, she doesn't sound completely awful and might be worth it just to fuck a girl on that kinda level of hotness. He putting her price down just a bit would certainly ease my doubts about her somewhat.

Also tried the Thai group a good few times and couldn't get an answer. Really struggled to arrange anything decent past few weeks and have got nowhere, sigh.  :dash:

Anyway, I digress, as always thanks for the review LF. :hi:

Offline pbrown355

Saw her and reviewed in March this year. I finished my review by saying I would be going back as soon as possible. I haven't been back. I don't know if the price rise was part of the reason why, more likely that I just felt there were better ladies to see once the initial excitement wore off. Looking at it now, there are others I've seen before who I will return to and are cheaper, plus there are always new ladies to try. If she's busy enough at her new prices then good luck to her, but when choosing my next punt her price probably does move her down the list.

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WTF is going on with her legs?

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Ming mentioned last February in his review about a mild case of eczema, I didn't notice that... So perhaps that's cleared up now.

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I mentioned her on another thread about best punts of last year and others mentioned the price hike , I saw her before that and have not been back since even though I think she is very sexy. She would be perfect if you WANT to be dominated but she also advertises a GFE and for £140 it should be top notch but she is  trying to dominate guys who just want a GFE. Perhaps she should alter her price structure reflecting the service you require ( GFE/Dom)  or maybe she just can't offer a true GFE because of her personality and if that's the case it should not be mentioned on her profile .
Thanks for you review LF hope you enjoy your next one better.

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I had fully intended to go back and see her again, but the price rise is an obstacle I won't try to hurdle.

I did find her on the dominant side, which is not something I enjoy, I prefer a little submissive or just GFE, I was hoping that after a few meets I would be able to move her more to what I like, but just never happened.

Shame, really attractive woman, but no way am I going to pay those prices, I still refuse to pay more than £70 for hh and am sticking to that for the time being....

Ming  :hi: