External Link/Members OnlySo after my Plan A was a no show for a second consecutive time I went looking for a Plan B. After trawling AW and coming up empty I foolishly decided to try an agency I had never used before since giving up on PassionVip who went to hell and Blacklabel are now run by god knows who, it gets passed around more than herpes at a gangbang.
Anyway, I spoke to the nice lady at divas who told me what ladies were available. I specifically asked for a girl who would provide OWO and DFK and a GFE like I like. The lady informed me of the girls that give this service and I chose Abby and arranged for her to come see me. Comms were fine, Abby called abut 10 mins after booking to let me know when she would arrive
Abby is a young late teens/early 20s Italian girl maybe 5'5 cute accent passable English, pretty face, nice skin, dark blonde hair, pert natural breasts, dully shaven with a cute puss dressed in heels and tights and a skin tight dress. Have to say when my lil fella saw her it perked right up. That's the good. Nothing but bad came after.
After arriving Abby immediately started to hustle me seeing if she could get me to extend by an hour , literally 1 minute through the door. I didn't want to an hour was fine for me, we had a little chat about xmas and when she was going back to Italy but as soon as I wanted to start things off she immediately started to time waste as best she could fiddling with her phone and taking about I don;t even know what she was babbling on about. I said to her that I spoke to her agency and that I was after a GFE which they said she provided, she didn't have the feintest idea what a GFE was apparently when I said french kissing she literally opened her mouth like a goldfish and wiggled her tongue about, she tried her very absolute best to make sure there was no lip touching and she succeeded(an incredible feat I never witnessed before) all the while chewing some gum I had to ask her to remove.
After some effort I managed to persuade her to whip her clothes off and straddle me , she started tweaking my nips which seems to be her thing and I got to have a nice play and suck on her breasts when all of a sudden she grabbed her phone and started saying 'baby one minute pleez one minute' as she had heard a song she liked Starman by The Weeknd playing in the background. She then spent I kid you not 10 minutes trying to download the song and convert it to a ringtone while gyrating on me, she could see I was getting pissed off but just kept repeating 'please bebe one more minute' and feigning poor english. When she saw I was glaring at her she put her phone away and waggled her tongue at me again for the true girlfriend experience!!
I had had quite enough by this point and asked her to flip onto her back to get to grips with her quite nice and wet puss. Her clit was nice and hard and she seemed to enjoy it as I went down on her but then she started trying to close her thighs in a vice like grip , push me away and absolutely point blank refused even a fingertip, she clearly wanted me to stop and I had started to find this hot and sexy Italian teen about as sexy as an octogenarian with kipper fanny.
I decided I wanted to blow my load and get rid of her so I sat down and asked her to take care of me, she seemed genuinely shocked that I wanted her to pleasure me like I had just asked her to do something quite extraordinary. I asked her to give me a BJ and she had no clue what I was talking about (a lie) and used the translator on her iphone to find out what I was asking her for. So she kneels down and starts loosely tugging at my little fella so that I could barley feel it, she then starts with the fake sex talk and moans and asking if I really was enjoying it. I wasnt and I asked her to stop she was making me go soft as pudding and to give me the owo her awful agency had promised their girls love to do. She again whipped out her translator and looked absolutely horrified like my little fella was the chestburster from Aliens and she had to put it in her mouth.
I could see the moment the light in her eyes dimmed and I just thought to myself that I didn't even want to have any sort of orgasm with something so pitiful. I had seriously never been so bored in my life, even that time I got stuck waiting for 4 hours in the cold on the M5 after a lorry toppled over was more enjoyable than a cute teen girl making me blow my load. My cat was sitting over on my desk and was looking at me like I was a total mug and my cat was absolutely right I was a mug taken for 130 quid by a dishonest agency and an escort who didn;t like her job , didn't like her clients and didn't liek the UK from what I could tell.
There was time left so I asked Abby for a massage which perked her up, she actually gave a great massage a truly great 9/10 massage with her magic fingers and put me half to sleep it was so relaxing. It's probably what she should do it really was very nice. Once I had had enough and was ready I told her she she could get dressed and leave a little early about 10 mins early. She put her clothes back on and then she started saying 'my driver my driver' , I asked her what she meant that did she mean her driver was waiting or something. Then she started saying 'diesel' and I couldn't quite believe it. Her parting shot was she wanted me to give her another tenner to pay for her drivers petrol, I just shook my head and said I had paid her what the agency told me to, she tried again to get me to give her a tenner but once she realized even I wasnt that big of a mug she left into the night to meet her next unlucky punter.
All in all 100% the worst escort experience of my life, I can hardly think up words to describe how bad it was. I have had bad punts in the past but this was whole other league. When I think of some of the wonderful escorts I saw in the past and compare it to this I shudder, dreadful girl from a dreadful agency. Avoid like the plague. Birmingham truly is now a city without a single decent agency.
finally from me a Merry Xmas to one and all at ukpunting
