Author Topic: Teenager Kelly - Fulham - 19yo  (Read 5431 times)


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Offline Celticstu

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Had this girl in my hotlist for a while. Bored on a Sunday and have always positive experiences with Hungarians ( apart from the ones in Wembley which I believe we're in fact Romanian) so I thought what the heck. Communication etc went fine. She advised unlimited cum in 1 hour. CIM being the only extra at £20.00.

Arrived at the house. All was good. Girl in the picture, nice bed and the room is en suite, which was great for a convenient shower. Paper work and shower out the way and it was down to business. Came back and she walked in the room. Asked if I can lick her pussy and surprisingly she says No, she doesn't like it! Oh well. Blowjob was OWO with not bad technique, proceeded to missionary and then fished in doggy.

Had a brief chat. All was going well. She then said would I like a massage. Massage done (which was good) and we have just over half the time available so I ask for more sex. This is where it went sour

She says she can't find another condom!!!! Leaves the room, comes back and says she can't find any in the whole apartment and she's completely out. She then says I'll give you a hand job and explains how good she is at it? Advised I'm not interested as I wanted sex. I therefore suggest blowjob and CIM (hadn't paid for it) she says no way I would have to pay extra? I said this isn't my fault, she confirmed unlimited cum before the booking and I'd paid for an hour!!

She says maybe I can have a discount next time OR go out and buy some condoms and come back??? No way I tell her. I ain't coming back and in that case return me 40 of my £100 paid! She then goes into melt down and cannot understand my point of view. She says I can't have any money back and then tells me the hour is now up! I show her my mobile which shows from calls and texts that I basically have about 25 mins left. Her face was bemused. I ask for my money back and she says no chance. I said fine I'll just sit in the room till I get it back. Advised her to go get Sergei if she wants. I ain't going anywhere.

I get ready and just lay on her bed. 5 mins later she came back and said here's £20.00 back. She says her rate is £80.00 for 30 mins (I had realised that but that's why I hadn't booked 30 mins as more value in 1 hour) though cut my losses and just leave.

5 mins down the road I text her just to tell her what she did was wrong and I'd be reviewing her as a negative experience. She then texts back to say she has many 'regulars' and that I was disgusting as I fucked her like an 'animal'. Was nothing but courteous with her.

In summing up. Pretty girl, genuine pictures. May have been good if services had been fulfilled. No idea if she was having and off day or whether this is a scam she pulls off with punters. Won't see me back there for sure!


Offline Troydor69

Thanks for the review. She was on my hotlist but I was unable to book her when I was visiting in November. Looks like I was lucky after all.

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what a cunt - at least you got something back.

Have her in my hot list too, unsure if I'll even bother to proceed as a pump and dump with her is expensive. Her pricing its geared in such a way that it leaves you no choice but to go with a 1hr booking.

£60 = 15mins silly money
£80 = 30mins not bad but why pay that when...
£100 = 1hr is only £20 more.

then out of nowhere it jumps to £180 for 1.5hrs  :crazy: :wacko:

priced up like a scam imo.
 
attitude and service reminds me of anitasexy.

I'm trying to avoid the hot 18 to 20yr old hungarians these days....they mostly seem to be skanks. 

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Just had a browse through her AW feedback and fucking hell its very bad. I don't ever believe AW feedback except when it's negative and boy has she got alot of it....similar experiences to what the OP has described, mixed in with a lot of fake positive feedback which isn't fooling anyone  :sarcastic: :lol:

Offline Celticstu

what a cunt - at least you got something back.

Have her in my hot list too, unsure if I'll even bother to proceed as a pump and dump with her is expensive. Her pricing its geared in such a way that it leaves you no choice but to go with a 1hr booking.

£60 = 15mins silly money
£80 = 30mins not bad but why pay that when...
£100 = 1hr is only £20 more.

then out of nowhere it jumps to £180 for 1.5hrs  :crazy: :wacko:

priced up like a scam imo.
 
attitude and service reminds me of anitasexy.

I'm trying to avoid the hot 18 to 20yr old hungarians these days....they mostly seem to be skanks.

Which makes me think the whole 'condom' fiasco was bullshit. Might be a scam she pulls off to many punters. Who knows!
Hot girl. Vanilla service. Sometimes the 'dick' overrides the brain so I'm sure I'll be trapped by others in the future.

Expl1cit

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She used to charge £120 an hour so i'm glad to see the rate is a more reasonable 100 now! 

I had her provisionally booked twice but decided to cancel at the last minute both times when other better options came through that evening. Sounds like a bit of a nightmare punt, but as you confirmed she is the girl in the pics, i'm gling to give her a go.  I always carry a couple of my own condoms with me anyway but one round is usually more than enough for me.

Can you confirm if FK is on the menu?

Offline Celticstu

No idea if FK is on the menu. I'd say most likely not!
Who knows I may have just caught her on a bad day. I  certainly wouldn't see her again or take her up on her initial offer if I returned.

Expl1cit

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No idea if FK is on the menu. I'd say most likely not!
Who knows I may have just caught her on a bad day. I  certainly wouldn't see her again or take her up on her initial offer if I returned.

If she looks like her photos, I couldn't care what her attitude is like.  It will be an epic fuck and go!  I'm sure your experience wasn't a one off, she has another negative and a neutral here. 

I might even try to catch her tonight  :yahoo:

Offline jimmycallum

A wg tried to that with me today, not giving a refund for the half hour because i wanted to leave.
I just looked at her and said "give back the money you owe or  I will leave you bad feedback"...worked a treat but dissappointed i needed to resort to that.

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A wg tried to that with me today, not giving a refund for the half hour because i wanted to leave.
I just looked at her and said "give back the money you owe or  I will leave you bad feedback"...worked a treat but dissappointed i needed to resort to that.


when are you writing the negative review on here?

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when are you writing the negative review on here?

She gave money back for the last half hour, so i am not going to bother now...may be in the weekend when i have time.

Offline gash bash

Dude,  did she let you suck those tits. The look gorgeous. I may be tempted ti go.

Offline Dicky

Wow she looks seriously hot. If I book her (sorely tempted), I am going to pop a blue pill, show up with 3 condoms an pound away like there is no tomorrow  :wackogirl:  thanks for the review and her modus operandi.

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she'll probably make an excuses about not using condoms punters supply, as they may be tampered with...or some bs.

doubt she'd let you get one over on her that easily  :sarcastic:

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I ask for my money back and she says no chance. I said fine I'll just sit in the room till I get it back. Advised her to go get Sergei if she wants. I ain't going anywhere.

I get ready and just lay on her bed. 5 mins later she came back and said here's £20.00 back. She says her rate is £80.00 for 30 mins (I had realised that but that's why I hadn't booked 30 mins as more value in 1 hour) though cut my losses and just leave.

In summing up. Pretty girl, genuine pictures. May have been good if services had been fulfilled. No idea if she was having and off day or whether this is a scam she pulls off with punters. Won't see me back there for sure!

Always glad to hear in these situations punters getting all or in this instance some of their money back.  :thumbsup:

If I said I think you were being over-generous with this  :timeout: then it would be a gross understatement.

Sorry to hear about your experience!!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 12:42:59 am by peter purves »
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Her pricing its geared in such a way that it leaves you no choice but to go with a 1hr booking.

£60 = 15mins silly money
£80 = 30mins not bad but why pay that when...
£100 = 1hr is only £20 more.

then out of nowhere it jumps to £180 for 1.5hrs

... and then it's £200 for 2h.

This looks like WG 1h conveyor belt pricing... she only wants to be booked for full hours as it makes diary management easier for her / her pimp.

CzechSasha adopts the same pricing model.

 

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... and then it's £200 for 2h.

This looks like WG 1h conveyor belt pricing... she only wants to be booked for full hours as it makes diary management easier for her / her pimp.

CzechSasha adopts the same pricing model.

Not even that, more like the maximum amount of money she knows she can rob from the punter and get away with it.

I doubt she has any intention to see any 1hr+ bookings out untill the end.  :sarcastic:

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Not even that, more like the maximum amount of money she knows she can rob from the punter and get away with it.

I doubt she has any intention to see any 1hr+ bookings out untill the end.  :sarcastic:

The problem with being an armchair critic - in the sense that you make assumptions (or have doubts) about a particular provider that you haven't seen is it usually means you don't know what you are talking about  :unknown:

Having seen Kelly today, I was on the premesis for 1hr and 10 minutes without a hint of clockwatching and was even offered a shower at the end which would have added an additional 5 minutes had I accepted.  A review to follow shortly  :hi:

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The problem with being an armchair critic - in the sense that you make assumptions (or have doubts) about a particular provider that you haven't seen is it usually means you don't know what you are talking about  :unknown:

Having seen Kelly today, I was on the premesis for 1hr and 10 minutes without a hint of clockwatching and was even offered a shower at the end which would have added an additional 5 minutes had I accepted.  A review to follow shortly  :hi:

LOOOOOOOOOL Me an ARMCHAIR CRITIC? you do write some nonsense.

ok you had a good time..... OP DID NOT.

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LOOOOOOOOOL Me an ARMCHAIR CRITIC? you do write some nonsense.

An armchair critic in the sense that you make assumptions about hookers you haven't seen, sitting at home on an armchair - like these gems  :thumbsup:

she'll probably make an excuses about not using condoms punters supply, as they may be tampered with...or some bs.  Doubt she'd let you get one over on her that easily

I doubt she has any intention to see any 1hr+ bookings out untill the end.


... I guess we both write some nonsense then  :hi:   :unknown:


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A WG that doesn't have more than one condom in the house when she's working?  :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare: :scare:

Her tattoos are funny, look like sponsorship logos. I hope she got good rates from Swedish House Mafia

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An armchair critic in the sense that you make assumptions about hookers you haven't seen, sitting at home on an armchair - like these gems  :thumbsup:


... I guess we both write some nonsense then  :hi:   :unknown:

That's another white knight banned, fuck off to bad rubbish. :thumbsdown:

Offline Celticstu

The problem with being an armchair critic - in the sense that you make assumptions (or have doubts) about a particular provider that you haven't seen is it usually means you don't know what you are talking about  :unknown:

Having seen Kelly today, I was on the premesis for 1hr and 10 minutes without a hint of clockwatching and was even offered a shower at the end which would have added an additional 5 minutes had I accepted.  A review to follow shortly  :hi:

That girl is a cunt! Glad you Had a great time but reality is reality. I ain't no fluffy. I've had prossies
that have asked to date me outside the industry.ive been offered reduced rates on return as escorts have basicallly appreciated me.

This girl is the fucking wrath. To tell me she's out of condoms and then accuse me of being an animal sums her up.  Fucking shite!

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An armchair critic in the sense that you make assumptions about hookers you haven't seen, sitting at home on an armchair - like these gems  :thumbsup:


... I guess we both write some nonsense then  :hi:   :unknown:

I know your banned now but I'll respond anyway, I made my assumptions based on OP's review, A prossie that runs out of condoms, then refuses to reimburse the punter initially and then to top it all iff becomes abusive is no gem...not by a long shot.

Besides ive  been there done that and got the t shirt so many times with theses hot young Hungarians/Romanians... for the majority of them their service is unpredictable.

 they either like the look of you and you have a great punt (But they'll still be awkward) or not find you attractive and give you substandard B.S.

All the while acting like a immature moody teenager.

There will need to be a crazy influx of positive reviews before she is a gem.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 10:15:32 pm by pumps »

Offline Mr_Shins

Having no condoms might be an excuse, she may pick and choose who she allows to have sex with her...

I guess it's easier for me to see if the girl has appropriate shoes. I can't always guarantee though how well she'll kick...
Maybe ask to see the condom before handing over any cash next time?


Offline Celticstu

Having no condoms might be an excuse, she may pick and choose who she allows to have sex with her...

I guess it's easier for me to see if the girl has appropriate shoes. I can't always guarantee though how well she'll kick...
Maybe ask to see the condom before handing over any cash next time?

Listen! I have never asked to see condoms before a punt and never will. Going to a punt and expecting condons is the same as going to the local swimming baths and expecting water.

Whoever punts her. Hope they love her. My experience was real and disgusting. End of.

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That's another white knight banned, fuck off to bad rubbish. :thumbsdown:

Fingers crossed it's permanent.  Shame he will still polute uke .
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 11:26:11 pm by vw »

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Having no condoms might be an excuse, she may pick and choose who she allows to have sex with her...

I guess it's easier for me to see if the girl has appropriate shoes. I can't always guarantee though how well she'll kick...
Maybe ask to see the condom before handing over any cash next time?

Unlimited cum? Once agreed my last though is do you have condoms?
Shoes? Kick? In the immortal words of Austin Powers. "Not my bag bsby !

Offline dubhcarr

Just had a browse through her AW feedback and fucking hell its very bad. I don't ever believe AW feedback except when it's negative and boy has she got alot of it....similar experiences to what the OP has described, mixed in with a lot of fake positive feedback which isn't fooling anyone  :sarcastic: :lol:

that's what struck me lots of 1 posts by sergie?.....and negs from guys with FB complaining lack of services promised.........I will save my hard earned......

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that's what struck me lots of 1 posts by sergie?.....and negs from guys with FB complaining lack of services promised.........I will save my hard earned......

indeed.

Wasn't that guy banned before for white knighting? if so...it's as they say A leopard can't change its spots

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indeed.

Wasn't that guy banned before for white knighting? if so...it's as they say A leopard can't change its spots

That twat has been banned 4 times. He acts like a prossie spokesman. Surely he deserved a permanent banning. 
« Last Edit: December 16, 2016, 02:14:17 am by lewishamguy »

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That twat has been banned 4 times. He acts like a prossie spokesman. Surely he deserved a permanent banning.

Maybe repost 5hat here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123421.0

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That twat has been banned 4 times. He acts like a prossie spokesman. Surely he deserved a permanent banning.


4 times!

some people will never learn.

Offline pisceanuk

I agree with the op's negative review. Her profile clearly shows unlimited cum but she refused the same due to lack of another condom. Her resistance in refunding a part of the money is enough for a negative.

Offline pisceanuk

That guy never learns..gets carried away in his comments..why would a punter carry condoms to a prossie ? unnecessary argument for the sake of it to support a prossie and awarded with a ban.

LOOOOOOOOOL Me an ARMCHAIR CRITIC? you do write some nonsense.

ok you had a good time..... OP DID NOT.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2016, 10:50:45 am by pisceanuk »

Offline Mr_Shins

I wouldn't visit this girl myself, I don't meed girls of 19, and if she's lying and is really older that is working against her.

Whatever happens at a session always has to remain consensual and therefore I feel the woman can always refuse sex if she wants, but in that case she should refund ALL the money.

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An armchair critic in the sense that you make assumptions about hookers you haven't seen, sitting at home on an armchair - like these gems  :thumbsup:


... I guess we both write some nonsense then  :hi:   :unknown:

great to see you are banned again. now get a life you fucking retard. :thumbsdown:

Offline gash bash

It can happen that sometimes a girl could run out of condoms, but this Kelly bird looks like one to avoid. A while back I punted a Polish bird in Ealing, it was early afternoon and she pushed back the appt slighty as she was running late. When I finally saw her she realised that she had no condoms andshe said the other 'bitches' in the apartment refused to lend her their condoms. So she had to run to local shop to buy some.

Offline jimmycallum

It can happen that sometimes a girl could run out of condoms, but this Kelly bird looks like one to avoid. A while back I punted a Polish bird in Ealing, it was early afternoon and she pushed back the appt slighty as she was running late. When I finally saw her she realised that she had no condoms andshe said the other 'bitches' in the apartment refused to lend her their condoms. So she had to run to local shop to buy some.

Whores are so catty, if it was a man whore house they would say I can sell you this condom for £5.

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That's another white knight banned, fuck off to bad rubbish. :thumbsdown:

I didn't realise this tool had changed his name and was previously called floatability. That's his 3rd banning, and hopefully his last.

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I didn't realise this tool had changed his name and was previously called floatability. That's his 3rd banning, and hopefully his last.


Seems to be the way with a very high percentage (if not all?) of folks who have been given a 2nd / 3rd chance for troling or white knighting.....

Old habits die hard and they always manage to find themselves rope eventually.

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Having no condoms might be an excuse, she may pick and choose who she allows to have sex with her...

I guess it's easier for me to see if the girl has appropriate shoes. I can't always guarantee though how well she'll kick...
Maybe ask to see the condom before handing over any cash next time?

Better still, bring a box with you!!!  :D