External Link/Members OnlyLooking for a quick 15 minute punt and Brooke was only one available at short notice after being let down by Holly Green of Hartlepool for the 2nd time. Not my type facially but large, natural norks in photos, so arranged to see her at short notice.
Comms - wouldn't give address, only the postcode of a car park to find and call her from where she gave me directions to her flat. Instructions weren't very clear, had me wandering round in circles for a bit but found her flat eventually.
Accomodation - first floor flat, nothing special, clean and tidy enough. Bed was a very creaky iron-framed one, with a crap mattress, and bangles and other assorted jewellery hanging from the bedstead. Made for a noisy punt.
Brooke - nice boobs as mentioned, slightly flabby belly, lots of tattoos. A little chavvy for my taste.
Cost - £40 for 15 minutes
Meeting - well, where do we start. It was only a fifteen minute punt so wasn't expecting fireworks, but this was among the worst punts I've ever had. First off, there was an empty condom packet on the bed. Ashtray with about 20 stubbed fags by the side of the bed. Brooke was complaining about how cold it was outside, but had the window open so all and sundry could hear what was happening.
Got undressed and sat on the bed, Brooke not even looking at me, "Only hand job and sex in fifteen minutes hun", no BJ. Ok, we'll run with that. Started trying to kiss and suck her boobs, "No sucking cos they're dead sore", OK tried just kissing them but she wanted to move on from that. "I'll use one of my toys on me while you get yourself hard". So, I'm laid at the top of the bed trying to get a hard on, she's sat at the bottom end away from me with a vibrator in her pussy. If I wanted to wank myself off I'd have stayed at home.
"Just tell me when you're ready for the condom". Yeah, I'm ready. So she unwraps the condom and places it on top of my cock and says I have to put it on myself, which I duly oblige. Couple of minutes of mish, she's moaning a bit but probably just acting. Tried getting her legs over my shoulders: no chance. So laid a bit closer and tried to kiss her, anything to get some kind of passion going, "No kissing in 15 minutes" OK, back to the mish. Which is really off-putting with the rattly, uncomfortable bed, and the open window!
She made it clear she wanted me to come asap, so I said I'd wank myself off over her tits. "Yea OK, but you'll have to come in a wet wipe coz I've got a 2 hour appointment and don't have time for a shower". She reaches down to remove the condom (strange as she wouldn't put it on), and pulls it half off by stretching it, then it snaps back onto my cock. Didn't say anything at first as I was a bit rankled, after a couple of seconds I said "Ow", and she eventually apologised. Finished taking off condom and deposited it by aforementioned ashtray.
So I'm stood over this lass who's just sitting on the bed, looking completely distracted and bored rigid and who just wants me out of the place, wanking myself off into a wet wipe. A low point in my punting career.
In short, bad comms, totally rushed, no passion, very limited services in a fifteen minute punt. Totally disinterested, clearly just wanted me out of the way so she could focus on her more lucrative 2 hour punt. I feel sorry for that guy, hope he had a better experience than me.
Topic: HotHornyBrooke123 - Stockton-on-Tees (Read 3728 times)