Ok so I went to see this girl about three and a half months ago.
External Link/Members OnlyHowever, when I got there it wasn't her, but she did look familliar and after a few searches when I got back I realised that it was in fact this wg that I saw that day.
External Link/Members OnlyAs you can see, they both have very simmilar profiles and are both posted by Kkarla 780, but are clearly different ladies.
I took the meet anyway as she looked quite hot in her little red mini and a low cut shirt and I also wasn't quite sure as they do look quite alike and I obviously had seen them both in my search prior to leaving home. But bloody hell I wish I hadn't bothered. What a boring bitch, miserable too, probably cos she had been left take punt when really she just wanted to sleep or something. She was Hispanic and could hardly speak a word of English, which isn't usually a problem for me, unless like this one did, they play the "I no understand!?" game.
Anyways I'll try to be as brief as I can.
I'd booked the day before via phone and had obviously spoken to Karla or someone else, who could speak English) and was told to ring when I got there. That's when the first problem started. Rang up, she canceled it and messaged me a few seconds later saying, "pls bby, just txt me" or something like that.
The street was on a normal council estate, not the greatest, but not too rough all the same. Anyways, tried asking for the house number several times with no joy, just kept saying for me to walk up the road and she would open the door when I got near. There were some cheeky youngsters about 16 or 17 singing and laughing clearly to and at me as I walked up the road and right past the house, of which they were direct neighbours. Walked all the way to the end of the street...no doors had opened. Walked back a little ways as I'd noticed a little alleyway where I could duck into some sort of cover and not be hanging around outside some random persons house looking dodgy by all the cars parked right by the narrow pavement. Text her again, asking which one... fuck all for ages, then "pls bby, wait." wtf? lol. I decided that I'd give it a few more mins and then txt again to say i was coming back down the street and if she didnt open the door I was going home. Waited 5 mins, started walking, as I came level with the cheeky kids one of them said "Yo mate, you lookin' for the brothel?" - "It's that one there." and points to a door close by, then adds. "It's ok mate, we know all about it." haha! As I was getting near to the door it started to open and me being me and not giving a fuck I just replied "Thanks mate." and strolled straight in.
The place wasn't too bad, clean and tidy enough, but could do with a lick of paint.
Long story short, she was crap. No FK, just turned her face away and nose would go up as if I stank like a polecat. Wouldn't even look at me half the time, just lay there with this "I can't really be arsed with this" look on her face. Tiny tits, I've got bigger ones myself and no I'm not a barrel. She did do OWO on me before we fucked, but that was crap as well as she was scratching the fuck out of me with her back teeth, eventually stopped her and went for the shag instead. Grunts, not moans. Didn't seem to have muscles in her body when I tried getting different positions, had to do most of the work myself. It was like fucking a rag doll. Wasn't impressed, I can't count how many times I almost just walked, or how many times I asked myself why I didn't afterwards either lol.
Also whenever I tried to speak or make more noise than a slight humm, she kept husshing me, finger to lips and saying "Please baby, speak slowly." - "I have neighbours" and pointing to the walls. Those were the best few words she knew how to say properly. Even though she obviously meant "Quietly" not "Slowly".
Anyways, shot my load into the rubber glove, doggy style, whilst making stupid faces at the back of her head, face in the pillow.
Got dressed and was just about to walk, when she started trying to communicate with me again. Finally worked out she was asking if I wanted extra time - no thanks sourface - I'm done here. Said my thanks, as I'm a stupid dumb cunt like that and then fucked off. Oh the kids outside were gone - were probably in their rooms with a glass up the wall tossing off.
Marks out of ten - 1 and thats only cos she had a half fit arse.
