Fucking hell you're all a bunch of desperate wankers mind. Probably look like something straight out of Notre Dame.
You come on here desperate for help, suggest you don't trust this site, start reporting and complaining to Admin. You write an idiotic review saying the woman had a good sense of humour, give us to understand that it was your first and last punt, then go into a paranoid flap over the woman that you also apparently "fully recommend." To top it all you start insulting established members and report
them to Admin for "being abusive."
The good news is that the Men in Black are probably not after you. Go indoors, put your head under a blanket, and listen to a video in the dark with your headphones.
External Link/Members Only Sleep it off. If the world is still in existence when the sun comes up, then forget you have ever seen a escort, erase UKP and everything else from your history, go about your daily business, pretend you are normal.
The men in white coats may never know.
