I started to read this yesterday morning and just had a quiet chuckle.
I had completely screwed-up and missed, a couple of sessions with a tourer who was in town, who I had previously had a few meets with earlier in the year (who had inadvertently introduced me to UKP).
and I had, had the week's Fuk&Fun all planned out.
Trying to resurrect my self-induced disaster, we agreed to meet up on the understanding there was no sex and no pay - just go out for some laughs.
Spent the most amazing 4 hours of the last few months, last night having an excellent meal, talking all manner of shit about punting/perversions/politics......
The unwritten understanding is that over the next months/years she will definitely be financially-rewarded for her 'day job', by me.
I can assure you that there is not the slightest hint of EAS. She gets on with her life and so do I, until the next opportunity to meet.
I've heard plenty of stories about ''punters'' who just lie on the bed and chat.
Self-same WG, on one of the earlier meets had to ask me (after an hour of laughter and inane natter)
"do you know why we are both sitting here on this bed, stark naked?"
What followed was 20 minutes of rampant fucking, toys and all......
All in overtime - I had paid for an hourI read reviews and have massive admiration for the 'true punters' who go in with their FuckByNumbers script and can perform extraordinary sexual callisthenics for hours on end. I am not physically capable of achieving this
It just begs the question, as we are all different, "what is the genuine punter?"
It's not that weird a question guys. I admit it's rare,........ For a few single guys, it's the company they want.
I am intentionally single and ecstatically happy to have finally compartmentalised my life, where
I choose what to do with my time:
- I meet with work colleagues to discuss work
- I meet with sporting friends, to take part in and talk about sport
- I meet with a close circle of friends (outside the above 2), to talk general shit. One long-term female friend is only too happy to attend social/work-related events as my unpaid, non-shagging 'escort'
- I meet with hookers to suck my dick. It is a massive bonus if their mouths are capable of entertaining me, beyond their skill in the fellatio department.
They are the ones that get my repeat business