Zurich - Club Globe Zurich

[irishlad]

Folks,

Visited Club Globe 26th and 28 May this year 2016 for a 2nd time.

Getting there. As I stayed in the city center I took the S9 or S14 trains out to Schwerzenbach as its only 10 minutes. Once in the Schwerzenbach station exit and walk along path beside the railway line in the direction the train you were on left the station. Club Globe is the first building on the left and you will be walking to the back of it so walk through the car park keeping the building to you right and your there 5 minutes or less walk from the train station.

Club Entry.

You enter via buzzing the door and at first are at the reception counter. You'll need to pay entrance fee and they will explain the setup. Friendly gentlemen at the reception, they will set you up with a robe and shoes and then you change into this in the changing/shower room and also have a shower. Your given a wrist band at reception with a key. This key can be used for your locker in the changing room and the smaller lockers nearer to the club proper outside the changing room that you can but your small valuable in such as wallet phone etc. Girls will been you to these after the main event to pay so be mindful to have you cash/cards in these.

Club layout.

The Club is about as big as a medium size nightclub. Once you get your bearings its not that big at all inside. There is a bar to your right when you entry the club proper where alot of the girls sit between sessions and you can get a drink (minerals free and alcohol drinks are charged). Beside the bar is a pool but not many people use this when I have been there. In front of the bar is a stage with a pole and each of the girls take their turn in dancing on this one after the other changing as the songs change.

Around the stage you can sit/lay on couches large and small. I'd recommend sitting in the area that is raised above the stage area as you can see most of the club from here. There is also a kino playing porn that can seat about 10 people and a sauna suite with a couple of exercise bikes outside it. This takes up about half the area and is to the right of the stairs as you enter the club proper. To the left of the stairs is an unused bar and many couches that people where using for sex and also as a quieter area to relax and smoke between sessions.

Up the stairs in the restaurant where the food was free when I was there. Free food is a new offering that have. I had some pork and it was nice. So no need to go out to eat. You can also take the lift to a rooftop area to get some sun on the sunbeds that were lying around.

Girls.

I was there on a Thursday which is FKK day and all were naked. Friday only a handful completely naked and many topless all the rest in lingerie of some kind. About 30 - 40 girls there and I was there from 2pm to 12am on both nights But this could drop to 3/4 when their all busy. Secret is to get there early and go early to the rooms with the girl you like as they may be prebooked all night and you might not see her again after 6pm.

I'd rate the girls all above a 7 with most been an 8 and maybe 5 that i'd rate 9 or above. Most are Romanian and speck english/german. All are slim and you will see no fat at all. 25% fake tits. And 90% of the girls in the 20 - 27 year old bracket.

Check out this link for the girls that are on today and updated daily. The pics are genuine.

External Link/Members Only

Girls I sessioned with.

Deborah, 27 year old from Romania. Great body and fantastic boobs. See pics below in link, she had the best looking body on display for the two days I was there. Girl is friendly and intelligent. She has a bit of smarts that I like. The sessions are all your standard with each girl French kissing, BBBJ and sex in the position you like changing as you want to.

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Michele, Mid Twenties. Tall slim German girl. Not as friendly as Deborah but know how to please and would recommend more into action than talk.

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Ailyah 20 year old German first day in club has only been at the job a couple of months and it shows compared to the other girls but she was very friendly and had a tiny teen like body. No pics



Mics Info.

The girls will session with you anywhere in the club so you will see guys getting blown and fucked on display.

I'd recommend you go there at least once. I have been twice in 2012 and 2016.

Seeing the girls all naked is great and what you see is what you get and on non FKK days all fake boobs will be covered.

Any questions let me know.

[Jerboa]

Thank you for posting the report, think this is the first report for Globe, I've never been, but have heard about being discussed on ISG, It would help if you explained the entry cost, and the the price strutcure for the girls, how much do they charge and is there extras?

[irishlad]

Jerboa,

The pricing works as follows. When you enter you pay 100 CHF and will get 5 CHF back on leaving.

Cost of session is 140 CHF per half hour.

I did not ask about extras but anything past BBBJ or French kissing will be extra.

Exchange rate as of today is 100 CHF = €93

Its not cheap by any means but the sessions are all going to be good as all the girls are under pressure to please by management and will do there very best as the club has very high standards of service. If a girl gets 3 complaints shes out. You will always be asked on existing the club how you got on and they encourage feedback. As its legal in Switzerland it business to them like any other and theirs nothing underground at all about it.

Cost of staying in Zurich will be high and you will need to allow at the very least €150 a day for accommodation and food and that's sparing the cash.

[Jerboa]

Yes Switzerland is expensive, including hookers, German saunaclubs is cheaper with similar ladies.

[irishlad]

Guys,

See link below that has an new intro video that gives you an idea of the quality of girls and also the club style and layout. Both I can confirm as accurate.

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[Azucar D Artagnan]

Hi Irish Lad . Great posting  and the links are very useful . However at these prices i don't believe Globe represents such good vfm  It definitely has the highest number and most consistent high level of WGs . These are all very much of the same type. Romanian/EE slender and silicon boobs offering an ok service .There are many clubs in Spain and Germany that have equally attractive SPs at much cheaper prices and giving great service too  They have much more interesting representation of WGs from outside Euroland too    Also the cost of living is dramatically cheaper so overall the money saved is greater during your time in that country  .

Club Globe Zurich is definitely a must visit venue but so to are many in Spain   

[irishlad]

Hi Irish Lad . Great posting  and the links are very useful . However at these prices i don't believe Globe represents such good vfm  It definitely has the highest number and most consistent high level of WGs . These are all very much of the same type. Romanian/EE slender and silicon boobs offering an ok service .There are many clubs in Spain and Germany that have equally attractive SPs at much cheaper prices and giving great service too  They have much more interesting representation of WGs from outside Euroland too    Also the cost of living is dramatically cheaper so overall the money saved is greater during your time in that country  .

Club Globe Zurich is definitely a must visit venue but so to are many in Spain   

Can you recommend some of the clubs in Spain?

[Jerboa]

Of course Globe and Switzerland in general is overpriced, that's what's happens when the place is a tax haven, I'm sure there are some hot girls at Globe, but no better than you would find at a german or Spanish club.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Can you recommend some of the clubs in Spain?

You are only 3 or 4 threads away from all that information  just read the site or go to External Link/Members Only . North , South , East , West and Central Spain all have many clubs and amongst these will be the best one in each region .
New Scandalos in Malaga or  Club La Fontana near Gibraltar would be good venues to visit . There are enough in Madrid to last you at least 2 weeks 

[DrGFreeman]

I have often wondered about Globe.
I have read elsewhere that Globe is very picky about which girls they employ.
Also that management expect the girls to provide a consistently high level of service - any not performing are out.

But those costs are pretty high, esp at the current exchange rates.
(I have been to Geneva - some nice French girls but so expensive I didn't)

Irishlad - Have you been to a German FKK to compare to Globe ?
Wanted to find out if the girls and service justify such a premium

[Jerboa]

I have often wondered about Globe.
I have read elsewhere that Globe is very picky about which girls they employ.
Also that management expect the girls to provide a consistently high level of service - any not performing are out.

But those costs are pretty high, esp at the current exchange rates.
(I have been to Geneva - some nice French girls but so expensive I didn't)

Irishlad - Have you been to a German FKK to compare to Globe ?
Wanted to find out if the girls and service justify such a premium

Yes I've also heard the same as you, sure there are some hot girls at Globe, and they are expected to offer a high standard of service, which sounds great, the reason being is no doubt they have lots of girls wanting to work there, as the rates are high, and they can earn more than in a German saunaclub.
At Globe and in Swiss clubs in general, you are just paying through the nose, because its Switzerland.

[marc_c]

Hi all, I am from Zurich and really love to that kind of Clubs around Zurich. I can confirm most of the things already said here. The girls are mostly top models and handpicked by a very good management. I've been in Clubs in Germany and while they are cheaper, the service usually isn't at the same level. In Germany DFK isn't a standard service and you always have to ask whether I girl kisses or not

But I'd also like to give you some other cool places to go in Switzerland. Club Globe belongs to a chain called "Empire" (called "Imperium" in Switzerland). They have a couple of partner clubs with the same concept and the same type of models. The service standard is exactly same and sometimes you even find some Girls from the Globe there. The best is, those Clubs are a little outside of Zurich and much cheaper. Here's an example: Swiss FKK (External Link/Members Only) currently has a Winter offer: entrance fee is CHF 65 and 1/2 hour with a girls is CH 89. Please note, sometimes the same girls and always the same service as in the Globe! From Zurich you can go there by train/bus in about 30 minutes. "Club History" (External Link/Members Only) is located near Basel and is a bit smaller than the Globe, but still same girls and service for much less money.

There's another club which is in competition with the Globe: Bumsalp (External Link/Members Only). That one has a very special concept as it has a super nice interior with a lot of Wood like a alpine hut in Switzerland :-) Could be interesting for tourists... It's quite expensive though, comparable to the Globe. The girls are a bit different, also a bit more variety. I just was once there and the club was fantastic, but I didn't like the service of the girls that much.

A bit more outside of Zurich is a club called "Sex-Park" (External Link/Members Only): the club itself is more basic, not that nice interior like all the other clubs, but still you have a sauna and jacuzzi. That club is very very interesting if you like it more relaxed. The girls take a lot of time to talk to you without charging any money. So you have more time to decide before you go to the action. Also, that club is quite cheap: only CHF 50 for entrance and CHF 90 per 1/2 hour with a girl (all standard services included).

Please ask if you have any questions. I happy to help as I have read a lot on that forum and would love to give something back.

Marc

[pusfunman]

Good information Marc. Thanks !

[adindas]

Thanks for report.
In my opinion the quality of the girls in term of appearance, look, is not any better than the girls in German FKK. After all the come from the same source, Romania.

The service might be better due the pressure from management

[Marmalade]

Great thread, both OP and Marc, Cheers guys!   

It is outrageously expensive but the sort of thing I'd try once. Zurich is my least favourite place to visit in Switzerland (mostly a beautiful country, the towns and the countryside) but it seems the only place for decent clubs. Switzerland is expensive because it is expensive, full stop. It's a country I admire and very well run for a European country. My Swiss friends have complained that it is a bit boring (predictable might be a better word -- think Swiss timepieces -- exact, reliable etc.) I also like the idea of the fucking happening in public which is not so common in many German clubs. I think it is a nice warm up and reminds me of swinger clubs. It's not that far on the train from Stuttgart in Germany, a lovely town and which is very good value even for Germany (punting and shopping and everything else -- also quite friendly and less formal than some of the bigger cities I find).

If you get time, treat yourself to a mountain train pass and see some countryside. Traditional Swiss yodelaidee country (or is that Austria??) anyway, very cute. And there's a train that goes up inside quite a high mountain and comes out at the top. And the Olympics museum at Lausanne -- it offers an amazing insight.

Anyway, hopefully someone will composite the details into a UKP Wiki. Meanwhile I've cut & pasted for reference! 

[marc_c]

There's an additional great thing about all the clubs I've mentioned: all non-alcoholics like water, cola, coffee are free. But even alcoholics are usuallly much cheaper than at any standard bar in Switzerland! So those clubs don't try to get as much money from you as possible by charging you for a lot of other things. In fact, a visit to a "normal" dance club on a weekend has almost the same total costs as a visit to a sex club. Also, you most probably won't have any sex ;-)

Concerning public sex, all the clubs belonging to the "Empire" chain allow this. You can have sex everywhere you like with the exception of the pools and saunas. The two biggest clubs Globe and Bumsalp have a lot of visitors on weekends, it's usually like a big party. Sometimes they have shows with international porn stars and the even invite visitors to join the show on the stage. So some lucky guys get a free session :-).

The Globe and his founder were featured in a couple of news stories on Swiss tv channels. Here are two links:
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There's a lot of talking with the owner (in German), but you get some insights into the club. Of course, you won't see the real ambience as they did the filming while the club was closed...

Cheers
Marc

[boywonder]

i used to go to globe nearly every weekend when i worked in zurich....so have been there about 40x.....

the one thing I would say is that i found the lineup to be mixed...a few latinas, an ebony, lithuanian, turks.....but a majority of the girls were from hungary and romania for sure.

it was a bit more diverse but maybe this has changed as i have not been in quite a while....i may def go back one day

[leglover123]

Picking this up again - I'll be in town on a trip for a week and keen to explore thelocal delights. One question is how safe is this place for ethnic minorities ( I.e. Indian guys) were there many people there?

[FlyingBreadMan]

Picking this up again - I'll be in town on a trip for a week and keen to explore thelocal delights. One question is how safe is this place for ethnic minorities ( I.e. Indian guys) were there many people there?

Unfortunately there is a sign which reads "WHITES ONLY"...Nah - just playing with you!

All colours are accepted. When I went I saw Turks, blacks, Indians too.

[Gordo]

Thanks Irish lad.
I managed to get out of Dublin despite the weather a few weeks ago. And one of my days when I should have been skiing went down to the Club Palace near Luzern which I understand is part of the same connection as the Globe and The wierdly named History sauna and a few others.
The girls , mainly Romanian were all amazing and all good looking, and all very friendly with no oversell. Apart from high heels and the occasional pair of hold ups all were totally naked, walking around the place. It really was like a kid in a sweet shop. I remarked to one girl, how all the girls looked 17, to which she replied she did not think there was one younger than 27.
65 francs  for entry to club, sauna steam room , outsiders in summer , cinema etc.  90 francs  a 30 minute punt. Do  the maths,my mind is still a blank.