Sexy Lorette xx - Brent

[NuruGuru]

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I've had this girl in my HL for a while now, and after some disappointment during the early evening, I thought I'd venture out to see her.

Rang and she seemed a bit moody on the phone, but my day couldn't be worse, so thought I'd just go for it.

Really weird when I arrived to her street after she had text me the postcode. I was expecting her to just give me a door number and I would call when outside as I've had with all my other previous conquests. Instead she was asking where I was because she couldn't see me. Yes, she was looking out of the window and assessing me which felt weird. I couldn't see her so as I walked up and down the street she was giving me directions..."walk this way, now that way." It did feel a bit weird but I went ahead.

I finally arrived at the door and she she greeted me. The hallway was really dark so I couldn't see her features properly, but one thing I knew immediately is that she was smoking hot!


LOOKS

Her figure IMO is a solid 8/10 for me. I really like slender petite girls with good height. I'd say she was 5'4/5 and a easy size 6. Boobs were 36B so a decent size for her frame. Long straight jet black hair, big lips, she has a monroe piercing (something I really dislike and find tacky) but for her, I let it slide. She has a really nice tan / caramel complexion.

Persona

Relatively friendly but not very chatty. I tried to make conversation with her and although her English is decent, it felt like she didn't want to talk much. She just wanted to put the jacket on, and get my load out. She was disappointed that I only spent £60 for 30 mins.
I asked her questions like how was her day, does she work everyday but most of my questions were responded with "Why?" Which is a pretty shitty response by anyone's standards.

Location

Big house share in Queensbury but difficulty in the evenings can be tricky for parking as space is limited. I imagine if you went during the day you'd have the same issue, but it is free which is a bonus.

The Service

She told me that she had a bit of a headache (shame she didn't mention that BEFORE she took my money) so even though I asked her for a massage (which I didn't even get) I offered to give her one to relax her and hope she'd open up a bit more. I gave her a nice head massage for about 10 mins which she seemed to enjoy, although she was relatively mute, but she looked relaxed.

She then just said "OK I do BJ now" - She only does things protected which is fine by me as I don't like OWO with a WG. (Just read a thread on here about someone who got herpes and although I feel sorry for the guy, all I'm thinking is thank fuck that isnt me. 30mins covered is well worth it instead of potentially catching anything for the rest of your life). The BJ itself was decent, although there was no real eye contact. I'm easily pleased. However, she couldn't get me properly hard as I wanted some intimacy...some umming and arring would've helped but it just felt a bit too mechanical. I said I want to stand up and she can suck me on her knees but she refused saying she didn't like it. I told her to take off her panties and let me fuck her. She lubed up and lay on the bed and spread her legs....she looked good inviting me in. She is petite, so even my modest 5inches is big for her. She had a unique skin graft on her left upper thigh, not off putting but definitely noticeable.

She was incredibly tight. Possibly the tightest I've ever had. We did mish, and I could only last about 2 mins (and that's being generous) because her pussy is just so tight...and plus I found her incredibly hot that I didn't have the discipline to make it last.

She pushed me off as she knew I had cum and quickly grabbed a wipe and took it off.

She then started to smoke and offered me a a drag of her cig which I politely refused. She gave me a hug and thanked me for coming.

It wasn't a particularly memorable experience and tbh as hot as she is, I wouldn't go back. It was more a case of been there, done that. My reason for this was the lack of enthusiasm and intimacy.

Overall experience - 6.5/10 - with the bulk of the points accounting to her looks and incredibly tight gash.

Her pics don't do her justice, she is a lot better looking in person.

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[mystery2015]

She looks amazing, shame the service is so bad. Had one too many 'mechanical' punts with Romanians, really does put you off going back.

[NuruGuru]

She looks amazing, shame the service is so bad. Had one too many 'mechanical' punts with Romanians, really does put you off going back.

I've had worse services to be honest. If she's your type, I'd recommend checking her out for the novelty factor because she is absolutely stunning. I know I said I wouldn't go back, but if I did, I'd do a 15 minute hump and dump (it's as long as I'd last with her)

[Ludwig]

Thanks for the TOFTT ... At least she's least she's being truthful about her age - she's genuinely 19 ....


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[cyborg1337]

You paid her and then gave her a massage to relax her? That is proper fluffiness.

[ptokazii]

Is that anal service offering a trap or for real ?
She's 100% romanian gypsy, good looking one.
Thank you for the review by the way

[ptokazii]

Careful guys, seems like she's selective with her clients, prowling for easy targets.
Called, booked, she gave address. Called when arrived, she paused for a few seconds (prob looking for me from her apt window) the she hangs up and leaves me hard and hanging. Now I don't know, I really don't look like a killer on the outside, I do however have an imposing stature that might have misled her in thinking I would ruin her so called "tight" pussy, not the case here though.
Texted and called but with no luck. I wanted to text: I'm really not that big for you but I don't think it would have made a difference, her mind or her Sergeis mind was made up plus maybe it wasn't only this the reason.
You might think oh it's obvious, she doesn't want big cock in her, I see it differently.
As if laying there and getting fucked wasn't easy enough for sourcing piles of money, some are selective meaning that they're looking for the easiest punts. Keeps the pussy tight for longer and it's a better experience dominating suckers and taking their money for 2 mins of pussy ( in and out basically ) rather than getting pounded for the entire time paid. No offence, I'm just thinking from their perspective.
Beware! You might get lucky so share your experience!
I might just wear a fame mustache and glasses and try my luck a second time.
Just so you know sweatheart, if you're reading, although the imposing stature, I'm a soft teddy on the inside.

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for that review NuruGuru. I never knew they were called a 'monroe piercing', but it makes sense, I am not a fan of them either!

[aanimator]

Cheers for the review, I am tempted

[cyborg1337]

ptokazii, or she could have rejected you because she found you unattractive, and even money was not enough to convince her otherwise. Seems like you've made this story up, in order to make yourself feel better.

[aanimator]

Seems like you've made this story up, in order to make yourself feel better.

Doesn't seem like it to me, she probably did do what he said, and some girls would not want to see you if you looked as though you may have a big dick, as stupid as that sounds.

[cyborg1337]

Oh no I am not disputing the fact that she rejected him when she saw him. But the reasoning that he made up was to make himself feel better about the rejection.

[ptokazii]

ptokazii, or she could have rejected you because she found you unattractive, and even money was not enough to convince her otherwise. Seems like you've made this story up, in order to make yourself feel better.

Mate, I don't get easily pissed over stuff like this or otherwise I would have told you to check a mirror
I'm not a model but neither the hunchback of notre damme.
I am somewhere in between, trust me, I'm a pro on this, she and her p i m p are only looking for easy targets, it's a common tactic amongst romanian service providers, slick if I may say so.