Author Topic: SarahJayneLeeds  (Read 4068 times)


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Offline Home Alone

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This FR' s inspired by the recent revival of the thread www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33240.msg463434#msg463434  That thread reminded me how many good v.f.m. punts I could have with MILFs in the northwest. But those of us who live near the M62 also know how helpful the motorway is in getting to good v.f.m. punts in Yorkshire.

The most memorable of my v.f.m. punts in Yorkshire was with SarahJayneLeeds, probably 4 or so years ago. So when I waded my way through what must have been a candidate for "Longest paragraph in a FR" by Turtle Z, I decided the time had come for me to take another trip over the Pennines.

COMMS. Excellent. As noted above, it was some time since I'd seen Sarah and I wasn't sure if she'd remember me. But she did and we quickly fixed up an hour's meeting.

VENUE. Sarah's moved from the flat where I first saw her. The last leg of the journey to her new place is a bit intricate, but that's what Sat Navs are for, isn't it?

Lunchtime parking outside her flat wasn't a problem and I didn't see anyone around when I parked up, although I don't know how busy the area would be during school holidays.

Entering the block where her flat is wouldn't raise any suspicions because there are 5 or 6 flats in the block. Once inside, the flat was as spotless as I remember the other one being.

LOOKS. When Sarah opened the door to her flat, she was wearing the sort of outfit which is ideal for a trim body like hers with a plain blouse tucked into a short-ish skirt.  She's a a size 10 blonde, about 5' 4" tall and proportionally built. Her boobs looked slightly bigger than I remembered them, but certainly not out of proportion.

For me, though, two of her nicest attributes are her eyes. When she smiles as she opens the door, her eyes seem to smile too, making it feel as though she's genuinely glad to see you. It's a really nice change from some of the greetings I've had from SPs.

ACTION. I remember Sarah taking me by surprise on my first visit to her. No sooner had she locked the front door behind us than she pinned me against the wall and started DFK'ing me. I was glad to find that this must be a traditional welcome which means your GFE begins as soon as you're inside her flat and before you've had time to take your coat off!

When we finally moved from the front door, I went into the bathroom to freshen up and then into the bedroom for the action to begin.

I'd asked her to wear a matching bra and panties set, along with suspenders and stockings. The cream-coloured outfit she'd picked comprised a cupless bra and particularly flimsy lacy panties. She looked almost virginal in them!

We started with more DFK'ing then Sarah began an enthusiastic BJ  and teabagging. I then began gently chewing her nipples, which responded by appearing to grow even more. Then I moved down to play with what I fondly remembered as the most sensitive clit I've ever met.  I'm pleased to report that it's still as sensitive as I remembered! The way Sarah responds to RO was just as much of a highlight of this visit as it had been of my first visit to her.

By then, I was so aroused that it was "condom time" so that Sarah could ride me in Cowgirl which I'd reminded her was my favourite position. But after a while of this, she moved round to Reverse Cowgirl, which was a real turn-on. Both positions were so enjoyable because of Sarah's muscle-control, which is unsurpassed in my experience.

Our earlier activity had reminded me of the sensational way Sarah responds to RO so we rounded off my hour with some 69, which left broad smiles on both her face and mine.

Sarah isn't a clock-watcher so while we were both getting cleaned up, we took the chance to find out what had been going on for each other since our last nesting. I was particularly taken by this because if you had a 'civvy' gf  you didn't see very often, isn't that the sort of thing that would happen? For me, it's little touches like that and the smiling eyes that make Sarah such a classy performer.

RETURN/RECOMMEND. Both of these! Now I know where Sarah's flat is, I'll be sure not to leave it as long before I book a return visit.

And I'd cheerfully recommend her, specially to anyone who enjoys a classy, sexy GFE. Everything she said and did was what you'd hope for from a 'civvy' gf. And I've never had a gf with muscle-control to match Sarah's.

My memory of my first visit to Sarah was of a MILF who was comfortable with her job and good at it. Comparing the Sarah Jayne of those days 3-4 years ago with the same woman I recently enjoyed, I'd say she is now much more self-assured than she used to be. That means the service she delivers is better. I for 1 won't leave it another 3-4 years before returning to see her.

Offline cueball

Glad you enjoyed yourself there bud.

I've seen this lass quite a few times and always had a great podge and a good laugh.

I'll be round her way again in the future.

Offline Home Alone

Certainly did, cueball. U'd have 2 be a soul-less sod not to enjoy yourself there, wouldn't you?! -  ;)

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So when I waded my way through what must have been a candidate for "Longest paragraph in a FR" by Turtle Z,

I'll    write    this    in    a    way    you    might    understand...

After   wading   through   what   must   be   a   candidate    for    the   most   sentences   in   a   FR,    I   felt   the   need   to   point   out   the   following... A   paragraph

 is   inserted   to deal   with a single   theme,   it   is  not   used   to   help   old   duffers   who   may   need   reading glasses.

My   review   dealt   with   a   single    theme,   so   in   what   way   did   you   have   to 'wade'   through   it?   Do   you  struggle   to   read   words   without   massive   

gaps    between   them?    Despite    the   literary    criticism,   I'm   glad   you   found the   review   helpful,   though ironically,   your   FR   could   have   done   with   a

 paragraph   or   two.   When   you   start   a   sentence   with   the   words   'By    then,  I   was   so   aroused'   that's   a   clue   that   you   needed   a   paragraph

 to   join   it   with   the   preceding   linked   theme.   :hi:


Offline Home Alone

Oh dear, Turtle Z; isn't it a bit sad that you seem to be so thin-skinned that you're unable to accept a little gentle chaffing?

I seem to have touched the same nerve that others who struggled to get the full benefit of your recent FR on Sarah Jayne and am sorry that you have to resort to suchshort-tempered responses to all of us.

It's particularly disappointing when your response seems to be all about you and your style of reporting, rather than anything about the woman we've both enjoyed.

You'd have made a more appropriate criticism of my FR would have been to point out that, by failing to mention at the top of my FR that Sarah's located in Baildon these days, I'd not followed the guidance in the FR Wiki to make sure that the FR's helpful to other punters.

Sorry about that, Sarah; I'm sure you realise that this is only my second FR and will make allowances for that.

Offline Turtle Z


It's particularly disappointing when your response seems to be all about you and your style of reporting, rather than anything about the woman we've both enjoyed.


Let   me   have   a   think   about   this,   which   one   of   first   jumped   on   the style   of   reporting   rather   than   focussing   on   the   woman   we   both   

enjoyed? :dash:   

By    'others'   do   you   mean   the   other   old   duffer   Taggart?   Maybe   you   can   both   get   a   group   discount   at   Specsavers   for   an   eye   test   and   

reading   glasses.  Or   maybe   you   could   use   a ruler   to   help  you   read   line   by     line.

Perhaps   as   a   'new'   poster   you   want   to  be   liked   and  thought   you'd   garner   popular   support   by   jumping   on   the   back   of   another   critique? It's

not   really   very   smart   to   come   on   criticising   established   reviewers;    especially   when   your   own   FR   had    a    similar    effect    to    Tamazepam.

Offline Turtle Z


I seem to have touched the same nerve that others who struggled to get the full benefit of your recent FR on Sarah Jayne and am sorry that you have to resort to suchshort-tempered responses to all of us.


This    section   does   amuse   me   though.   It   brought   to   mind   all   those   poor   punters   out   there   who   read   my   FR   but   failed   to   book   SJL 

because  they   "Struggled  to   get   the    full   benefit"   of   my   FR.    The   thought   process   must   have   been...  "Well,    based   on    TZ's review,   SJL   sounds 

like   the   very   girl   for   me.    Mind,   since   I   didn't   benefit   from   paragraphs   in   his   FR,    I'm   not   gonna   bother."    :lol:

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For fucks sake, stop whingeing about each other and each others reviews and get a grip.

This was a positive review of a good lass, THAT seems to be being forgotten here, and is frankly the only important bit.

Offline Turtle Z

For fucks sake, stop whingeing about each other and each others reviews and get a grip.

This was a positive review of a good lass, THAT seems to be being forgotten here, and is frankly the only important bit.

SD, if you don't like it then go elsewhere, or stop whinging about others whinging. I'm fucking entitled to respond and perhaps you need reminding that you're not a moderator. I'm sick of whinging pedantic cunts and they're usually the ones who contribute next to fuck all to these boards.
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SD, if you don't like it then go elsewhere, or stop whinging about others whinging. I'm fucking entitled to respond and perhaps you need reminding that you're not a moderator. I'm sick of whinging pedantic cunts and they're usually the ones who contribute next to fuck all to these boards.

In that case, I'm as entitled as you to my opinion.

Well done on wrecking a positive review for SJL with your bullshit, I'm sure she'll be delighted.

Offline Turtle Z

In that case, I'm as entitled as you to my opinion.

Well done on wrecking a positive review for SJL with your bullshit, I'm sure she'll be delighted.

Yes, and well done for contributing your positivity to the argument SD  :hi:

Offline threechilliman

For fucks sake, stop whingeing about each other and each others reviews and get a grip.

This was a positive review of a good lass, THAT seems to be being forgotten here, and is frankly the only important bit.

Completely agree.

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For fucks sake, stop whingeing about each other and each others reviews and get a grip.

This was a positive review of a good lass, THAT seems to be being forgotten here, and is frankly the only important bit.



Read         crap        like        this       from       you      before turtlez.        You       seem       to       get     a      kick     out     of      it.      Nothing       wrong       with       the       review      in       my      opinion.             Perhaps         Turtlez         may       be      more          suited          on          an        English          language        forum?

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Shit!!!!   Think I may have needed a new paragraph after the word 'opinion'

Offline Turtle Z

Shit!!!!   Think I may have needed a new paragraph after the word 'opinion'

You seem a bit confused TB, I'm not the pedant moaning about paragraphs. Try reading the thread again and see who kicked off the thread by moaning about petty shit.

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