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External Link/Members OnlyWell fellas this was a rubbish punt. Don't go feeling sorry for me, I've been doing this some while and know the ropes.
Paula was a plan B - see other review on _Rose.
As plan A didn't work I rang Paula, said she was free and off I go to St Georges Road in Cheltenham. Get to the property ring again, answers and I'm in. Basement flat - functional. Paula is a skinny Polish girl, English is ok. How long - me says half hour 'cos I know where this going, she says do I want 2 girls for £90. Well I'm fully loaded and think ah go on it's nearly Christmas. Deal done and in walks Jabba the Hut
Talk about Little and Large and what proceeds to happen is as good as any comical sketch.
Anna aka Jabba and Paula were friendly enough, but the halitosis was enough to almost put me off. The weakest of lesbian acts. Very little touching, no owo, lots of lube for the main event.
Dumped me load and left.
Just don't go there fellas.
