Author Topic: PORNSTAR LANA S - Edgware Road  (Read 1220 times)


2 review(s) for PORNSTAR LANA S. (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline sj0901

Girl:  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Having clicked on Lana S's profile a few times and seen verification, was excited and saw a few of her vids online which confirmed I had to see her. I thought I was TOFTT but saw apetrain's review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=120647.0) an hour before I was due to see her, which reassured me but didn't blow me away, as I'd have expected.

I believe it's walking distance from edgware station, I took a walking route via a bus stop so couldn't confirm otherwise. When I got to the door I was given a code to enter the building, right next to a restaurant, not discreet IMO but if you punch the code in quick and get in no one will be none the wiser. Was told to come to flat B (only A and B inside) and waited for 2 minutes before she came down and opened, which she did in matching underwear. Escorted me upstairs and into her room, and I could tell instantly this wasn't going to be a GFE but very much it is what it is.

I was cautious and told her I'd book for 30 mins (£80) and if I wanted to stay longer I'd pay additional £40 to make up the hourly rate (£120), which she was happy with. Told me to take my clothes off whilst she stashed the cash. I did so and she came back to gave me a towel, having seen apetrain's review, I was well aware of what to expect but if I hadn't I'd have found it odd. Anyway, had a shower, came back and she told me to lay on the bed, when she stripped and put hand sanitiser on her hands and my cock, which made sense as I'd just showered. I attempted to kiss, which I got a few pecks but no more and realised quickly not to extend to an hour and just unload a couple times and leave. Anyway, gave me OW, which again I wasn't sure what was going on as I thought she did OWO but wash and sanatiser suggests she's OW kinda girl. Gave a good head, stayed on the top with fast movement but used her hands to vigorously massage me but didn't actual do anything.

Asked me what position i'd like first, I said missionary, and as I went in I noticed she was keeping her legs tight and narrow, now allowing me to go fully in, quickly realised when I was lucky if I was halfway in, again probably another quick cum tact. Which worked tobe fair to her! she thenasked if I wanted a massage, which I duly took, I wasn't getting a kiss from her. Spent 10 mins on my back with alot of oil, did a good job to be fair! Then hit round two, allowed me to sick her breasts and nipples but was pretty much all one sided, wasn't too engaged. Another tip only blow job OW and hand job before I went doggy. Felt good from behind as she has a really nice body, but by this point I went hard and came again inside (with condom).

Off with the condom and she said she was going to have a quick shower, probably about 25 mins at this point, which was fine for me as I needed 10 mins to charge my phone!! When she returned she tried to usher me out whist another guy was with another girl roommate next door, which I reminded her to wait until he was inside out of respect for each other's identity and also potential embarrassment. Anyway I left and walked to Baker Street station en route home.

I initially was going to give her a neutral, and maybe you guys could help me to be fair. My last 4 punts have been with Curly Beauty (External Link/Members Only), who I will review in due course (apologies for delays) and the reason I've seen her 4 times is because she offers the best GFE I've ever had and most importantly for me, it never feels like there's any payment for the punt. Whereas with Lana S, it was abundantly clear that this was a transaction if that makes sense. I'm not sure where people stand on comparing punts and if reviews should be based solely on the experience itself but I think I will return to Curly Beauty or any other GFE. I didn't feel with Lana I was having sex with a Pornstar or did I get a PSE.

Any questions, feel free to ask

Offline killerbees

Sorry to hear that you had, from the sounds of it, a really dreadful punt. Slightly off topic, but would you be able to confidently verify that Curly Beauty is an actual Spaniard? If she is, coupled with the fact that I work nearby and her good reviews, make her a very attractive proposition. I am asking because I have found it rare to see actual Spanish WGs. I have experienced Brazilian WGs who have claimed to be Spanish, as well as, this probably goes without saying, Romanians who will claim Spanish nationality.   

Offline sj0901

Sorry to hear that you had, from the sounds of it, a really dreadful punt. Slightly off topic, but would you be able to confidently verify that Curly Beauty is an actual Spaniard? If she is, coupled with the fact that I work nearby and her good reviews, make her a very attractive proposition. I am asking because I have found it rare to see actual Spanish WGs. I have experienced Brazilian WGs who have claimed to be Spanish, as well as, this probably goes without saying, Romanians who will claim Spanish nationality.

I'm confident in saying she's fully Spanish. Would definitely recommend!! Funnily enough I was outside the apartment today en route to seeing Lana S, hindsight is a wonderful thing..

Offline killerbees

I'm confident in saying she's fully Spanish. Would definitely recommend!! Funnily enough I was outside the apartment today en route to seeing Lana S, hindsight is a wonderful thing..

Thank you for the info. Yes it is indeed!

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Pornstar brasses are highly overrated in my experience too. Tough break bro but there's plenty more puss to be ploughed.

apetrain

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Girl:  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Having clicked on Lana S's profile a few times and seen verification, was excited and saw a few of her vids online which confirmed I had to see her. I thought I was TOFTT but saw apetrain's review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=120647.0) an hour before I was due to see her, which reassured me but didn't blow me away, as I'd have expected.

I believe it's walking distance from edgware station, I took a walking route via a bus stop so couldn't confirm otherwise. When I got to the door I was given a code to enter the building, right next to a restaurant, not discreet IMO but if you punch the code in quick and get in no one will be none the wiser. Was told to come to flat B (only A and B inside) and waited for 2 minutes before she came down and opened, which she did in matching underwear. Escorted me upstairs and into her room, and I could tell instantly this wasn't going to be a GFE but very much it is what it is.

I was cautious and told her I'd book for 30 mins (£80) and if I wanted to stay longer I'd pay additional £40 to make up the hourly rate (£120), which she was happy with. Told me to take my clothes off whilst she stashed the cash. I did so and she came back to gave me a towel, having seen apetrain's review, I was well aware of what to expect but if I hadn't I'd have found it odd. Anyway, had a shower, came back and she told me to lay on the bed, when she stripped and put hand sanitiser on her hands and my cock, which made sense as I'd just showered. I attempted to kiss, which I got a few pecks but no more and realised quickly not to extend to an hour and just unload a couple times and leave. Anyway, gave me OW, which again I wasn't sure what was going on as I thought she did OWO but wash and sanatiser suggests she's OW kinda girl. Gave a good head, stayed on the top with fast movement but used her hands to vigorously massage me but didn't actual do anything.

Asked me what position i'd like first, I said missionary, and as I went in I noticed she was keeping her legs tight and narrow, now allowing me to go fully in, quickly realised when I was lucky if I was halfway in, again probably another quick cum tact. Which worked tobe fair to her! she thenasked if I wanted a massage, which I duly took, I wasn't getting a kiss from her. Spent 10 mins on my back with alot of oil, did a good job to be fair! Then hit round two, allowed me to sick her breasts and nipples but was pretty much all one sided, wasn't too engaged. Another tip only blow job OW and hand job before I went doggy. Felt good from behind as she has a really nice body, but by this point I went hard and came again inside (with condom).

Off with the condom and she said she was going to have a quick shower, probably about 25 mins at this point, which was fine for me as I needed 10 mins to charge my phone!! When she returned she tried to usher me out whist another guy was with another girl roommate next door, which I reminded her to wait until he was inside out of respect for each other's identity and also potential embarrassment. Anyway I left and walked to Baker Street station en route home.

I initially was going to give her a neutral, and maybe you guys could help me to be fair. My last 4 punts have been with Curly Beauty (External Link/Members Only), who I will review in due course (apologies for delays) and the reason I've seen her 4 times is because she offers the best GFE I've ever had and most importantly for me, it never feels like there's any payment for the punt. Whereas with Lana S, it was abundantly clear that this was a transaction if that makes sense. I'm not sure where people stand on comparing punts and if reviews should be based solely on the experience itself but I think I will return to Curly Beauty or any other GFE. I didn't feel with Lana I was having sex with a Pornstar or did I get a PSE.

Any questions, feel free to ask


Sorry to hear about your bad experience with LANA S mate. I agree she isn't to everyone's liking but for me it was good. I knew she was a pornstar and she gave me more of a sensual sexual experience. Then a PSE which I like and at the end I said I have to go as we chatted over a hour. Chemistry was good  She ticked my boxes for others I dont know. :)