Jessicxxx Colliers Wood

[weedougie]

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A lot of ringing around to find someone today and eventually settled for Jessicxxx. Plans A and B didn't work out, so I saw her, although I would prefer someone more petite and with natural boobs.

I was looking for someone to provide oral and cim.

Comms were good, directions accurate and I was let into a flat in a small block. It's small, pokey and while it's not dirty, it's not very nice.

She is curvy - not fat but certainly big with huge fake boobs. She has a bit of a physical routine I think, because we went through a very mechanical process of stroking and fondling. But, despite this disconnected approach, she is very willing.

Proceeded rapidly to reverse oral and rimming, with one and then two fingers going up her very welcoming Hershey highway. She asked not to have any fingers inserted up her tuppence, although she was happy with plenty of external digital manipulation...

Then I sat on the edge of the bed on a towel she laid out and she went onto her knees between my legs. She gave a prolonged, sloppy blow job that was really very nice. She didn't do deep throat but alternated between fast and slow, shallow and deep, hard and soft, licked my balls, and hand me edging for a good 40 minutes before I misjudged and went over the edge along which I had been edging and finished lengthily into her mouth. She held it for among time and then, after handing me a tissue to clean up with, spat into a tissue herself.

Then she gave me a pretty terrible massage and we had a very pleasant chat about holidays (she's just back from fuerteventura with a nice tan and tan lines) and the other work she does as a hairdresser.

Positive: really really nice blow job, no reluctance to have her head held, to lick and suck pretty much everywhere (except no rimming), to have my cock slapped on her face; very keen to do what is desired; a friendly professional girl.

Negative: not the loveliest venue - when I lay on a pillow for the massage, it didn't smell very fresh); not really a gfe or a pse - a little mechanical (never any attempt to give the impression that she was aroused herself.

But, walked out with a grin and a feeling that it was money well spent (£120 for an hour). She offered anal for an extra £20, but I wasn't tempted. So overall a good punt but not spectacular

[Underbelly]

What a waste of time a very cold service it was like being with a blow up doll the only thing that she has were those tits and she stole £20 from me do not recommend

[nevi]

What a waste of time a very cold service it was like being with a blow up doll the only thing that she has were those tits and she stole £20 from me do not recommend

This is surprising as she has 12 positive reviews !

[pepsicolaboy]

What a waste of time a very cold service it was like being with a blow up doll the only thing that she has were those tits and she stole £20 from me do not recommend

Leave a review then please, to warn punters what 'happened'

 

[pewpewpew]

I've seen her twice and didn't find her at all passive, though the second time was pretty much exactly as the first so agree that she seems to have a routine and sticks to it. Those tits though 

[holland]

What a waste of time a very cold service it was like being with a blow up doll the only thing that she has were those tits and she stole £20 from me do not recommend

Very bad! It sounds like..

You are a complete bullshit! 

[Underbelly]

Why would i bull shit ?

[lewishamguy]

What a waste of time a very cold service it was like being with a blow up doll the only thing that she has were those tits and she stole £20 from me do not recommend

Did you report to Police for £20? 

[Underbelly]

Unfortunately no i will just put it down to experience i thought I'd given her 100 but i gave 120 when she counted it she yes it 100 i had to go to work and i did not know were i stood on a legal front

[holland]

Unfortunately no i will just put it down to experience i thought I'd given her 100 but i gave 120 when she counted it she yes it 100 i had to go to work and i did not know were i stood on a legal front

You should have gone to the police and tell your story.


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[Underbelly]

Are you her pimp

[dannyoldbloke]

i have seen her half a dozen times over the last couple of years and she has always been friendly and professional, one of the best girls i have seen.

[Underbelly]

Mybe it was not the 1 for me, but she did take £20

[mrhappypants]

Are you her pimp

Underbelly,  please accept a word of advice from a fellow lay member here.  In this place reviews count.  UKP thrives on balanced informative reviews of meetings.   Negative commentary tacked on to someone else's reviews is about as much use a chocolate teapot because very few people are going to get read your fuckin comments. 

The message is WRITE A REVIEW. 

Similarly, making accusations against established members who have a review record and a trusted reputation is a quick way to get yourself ignored and line yourself up for a ban.  Doing this on the subject of WG with an overwhelmingly positive aggregate puts the onus on you to back up your pronouncements with a bit of detail and evidence.  I think you may have something to contribute.  I am interested to hear your opinion.  Find your way around the place and work out how to contribute.

[Fuzzyduck]

I saw Jessicxxx nearly 3 years ago when she was in Morden and I have to admit I thought it was all a bit mechanical, and detached. I recollect asking for a uniform which she agreed to, but then wasn't wearing when I pitched up. I wasn't particularly bothered (I was mesmerized by those tits) but it sort of summed up the punt. From the more recent positive reports, I assumed we just didn't click that day and had always intended to have another go.

On a side note, it's refreshing that her pricing hasn't changed in over 3 years.

[The_Don]

I've punted her a number of times (positive) and would return more often.

But I'm often not in that area and travelling there during the day

The only bad part of this punt was the journey. A total mare, IMO (under 20 miles, 1 way) but a 3 hour round trip   (not including, the punt time).

Dam 20 MPH limits, camera trying to catch you out (not just for speed). Bus lanes and the London cycling superhighway (LCS) have slowed down the flow on the roads IMO.

[Cunning Punt]

Unfortunately no i will just put it down to experience i thought I'd given her 100 but i gave 120 when she counted it she yes it 100 i had to go to work and i did not know were i stood on a legal front

I think it more likely that one of you made a mathematical error, rather than she 'stole' it.

[Travel]

 Have seen her 3 times and there is no way I can believe she is a thief. She is not that kind of person. She is the kind of girl who has built a steady group of regulars.

On two occasions I saw her solo and took it hard up the arse like a trooper.

Third time was different. I had arranged an MMF and she was right up for it. She had gone full on with thenslutty make up , porn on the TV and was genuinely disappointed when my my mate couldn’t get it up.

So if anyone wants to DP her with me send me a PM.......and bring some viagra....😂😂😂

[AxC]

Unfortunately no i will just put it down to experience i thought I'd given her 100 but i gave 120 when she counted it she yes it 100 i had to go to work and i did not know were i stood on a legal front

If you give a girl more money than she's asking for, she'll consider it a tip. Same applies in a restaurant. You GAVE her £20 extra, she didn't steal it.