What is CIM protected?
It is the very essence of "Paloma's Secret". A technique so devilishly erotic that most men turn to mush when confronted by it, hearts aflutter. I cannot divulge this secret.
... Oh OK here goes....
Paloma licks the tip of your uncovered knob for 2 seconds. Then with her clammy hands she tugs violently at the base of it as if milking a stubborn cow, and really irritating your skin while missing the erogenous area completely (an advanced technique). Then if by some strange quirk your organ is about to provide an ejaculation in order to just call an end to this transaction... SHE STOPS. Then she fiddles around in her drawers looking for a condom, while having a quick check of her texts. Finally after 2 minutes the elusive and dusty little square packets are discovered under a half-empty packet of baby wipes in the bottom drawer next to an old withered packet of Orbit gum. By now your rod has turned into something resembling a rubbery expired baby carrot. She makes this worse while trying to put the condom on your shrunken manhood. You put on a pained smile, while she struggles with two long-nailed hands to gather and push your fleshy little knob in the condom, while balancing a fag in her mouth and an irritated expression. She then rolls her eyes to the ceiling while you thrust your limp condom clad todger (imagine that tiny bendy floppy carrot lost in a large Sainsbury's bag) in and out of her mouth. Minutes are passing and miracle occurs - your pleas to your knob are heeded and semen is produced somewhere in the condom. She pulls your covered knob out of her mouth faster than a rotten burger, with a look of sheer disgust and man-hating outrage on her face. You dress sheepishly, smiling weakly and back out of her overheated hovel. You then go home and write a glowing but somewhat vague review of her on ukpunting. Simples.
