Author Topic: Asian Esa TOFTT - not a masseuse neither a gfe  (Read 1117 times)


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Offline user1437

I noticed an Asian spot opened right next to my workplace. Been wanting to try it for a while

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Comms: Quick, by text, a guy is answering for her. A bit pushy by text (relaunching me if I haven't answered etc). I wanted to go a few days ago, we agreed, and when I got there he asked me to wait in the living room for 15 minutes because she was with a client. Why did you tell me she was free then? Also conveyor belt warning. Couldn't wait so decided to give it a pass, until today when I decided to actually go.

Place: Flat near Stepney Green station. Annoying thing is that the guy needs to come down to open the gate. Some friendly Chinese guy opened and took me in. The flat is clean and nice, nothing to worry about

Price: £60 for 30 min

The girl: Esa actually looks great. Small, pretty face (on point with her pics), pretty big boobs, I quite liked her looks. When I asked by text beforehand I was told "full service", which is what her profile says.

The meet: Well... That full service was far from being full. First of all, Esa doesn't speak English, only a few words. She was friendly and complimented me on my looks and tried to engage in friendly pinching my ass etc, this seemed all good... until I met the first barrier: she does not kiss at all. Although it is written on his profile. Useless to argue with a Chinese girl who speaks about a dozen English words max. I wanted to play with her boobs and she seemed reluctant as well. To her credit she was very responsive, but didn't want it to last and kept repeating "massagee massagee!". Well. Why not try this "masagee". I laid down and... Yeah she's not a masseuse at all. She just put her hands everywhere on my back randomly, pinching, hitting. I'm not even a massage regular but this was absolutely not a massage, it just felt like she was trying to make it as long as possible.

I turned around and took the driver seat at once. She gave me a quick handjob to get me hard, although I had to position her and everything. I then asked for a BJ (well she ended up understanding the word "suck". Way to make things weird lol). Guess what! OW only. Well, fuck. She took a quite awkward position, sitting down between my thighs and literally folding herself in half to be able to suck me. The OW was actually quite good but this position was weird. Also she went through the necessary 10 wet wipes before starting. We then moved for sex. Lube on, She didn't want to CG (when is she ever going to want to do something?), we started with a quick doggy but her position was awkward and it really looked like she did not want it in. Took her in mish and she was VERY tight. Since this punt was shit anyway I just decided to go and cum. When I went a little in she screamed like it was really hard for her. I don't have a bigger than average member so either she's not for this job either something was wrong, but I could see she was really uncomfortable, and hurried me out of her while I was finishing climaxing.

I then left and she was very playful, helping me dress up, touching me etc, and I didn't quite get it - these are things you should have done during the punt you idiot. She literally followed me to the door grabbing my ass and saying see you next time. Yeah. See you never

Positives:

- Her looks
- OW was okay
- She's friendly and playful at the beginning...

Negatives:

- But once the punt starts she's not up for much
- No FK
- No OWO
- Awkward positions
- Didn't want to take it in at all

Guess there are better places. For what it's worth it's the third time I try an Asian spot for three equally shit punts. Is there any actually good Asian provider with actual full service? Asian girls are kinda my weakness and I was looking forward to find a good Asian WG but I'm starting to lose hope

Offline Belgarion

Shame you had a shit punt mate. I'm not usually into orientals but have tried a couple of them on my travels and I have found that GFE is never on offer.

Very business like approach, come, fuck, come, go. Nothing else

Would be great if punters with better luck identified the good ones, at the moment, the service is roughly the same.

I did see a Thai lady called Paula before I joined UKP close to Liverpool street who was so business like during the punt, that it put me off punting for a long time

Better luck next time

Offline user1437

Indeed!

For what it's worth, I have Mikky on my hotlist right now: External Link/Members Only

She has a couple of good reviews here and provides GFE. I'll probably give it a try when I feel adventurous!


Offline user1437