Author Topic: London Royal Massage - Maya and Eva  (Read 4596 times)

Offline jimmycallum

Prebooking
I have this ingrained in my head that paying for sex is frowned upon but nobody seems to care too much if you pay for massages...with a happy ending! So I have been doing that quite a bit recently.

I have been watching a lot of Hegre Art videos and practicing massage techniques. I came across this website that does mutual massage, below is the description.
"If you enjoy giving as much as receiving, Mutual Massage can be a very erotic experience for both: you and the masseuse. It can also be a good way for you to learn how to give a proper erotic Mutual Massage by our therapist teaching.
For you, a Mutual Massage can be an even more erotic experience than oher type of massage and, this is definettly something to try! "

In theory, it sounds amazing and i thought it could improve my fingering and massage techniques as the experienced masseuse could show me the ropes. In practice..not so much!

Booking & Comms
This was a few days ago. Fairly simple, called up and asked them for a one hour booking with mutual massage it was slightly pricey but I thought it was worth a try. They said they have two girls in two locations (Baker St & Chancery Lane, who do I want to pick? It was a maid booking system

Girl 1 - Maya
Website description:
"MAYA I am 21, Polish, long black hair, size 8, brown eyes, 5'3", breast 34 C, have worked one year as masseuse."

Venue
It was a massage shop in Baker Street, i got there before Maya and sat in the massage room. I just looked around the room and thought WTF! at least try to attempt to make the room look nice, the room could have done with several layers of paint and cleaning. Most likely as I arrived early they didn't have the opportunity to dim the lights and make the flaws less noticeable. Considering this agency charges 10- 20% more than alot of others they should at least invest a little bit of TLC into the room.

Girl
She was wearing her civvies when she first met me, she was quite flustered and she was rushing around.
I think most guys would give her a 7, i found her a 9 but her the more she spoke the less attractive she became.
I did my best to relax her but she seemed a bit clueless and tired. She didnt know the prices, she was going to over charge me until i corrected her and worst of all she did NOT want to do a mutual massage and kept pushing me towards body to body for £105. She was standing close to me (between my legs) trying to flirt a bit...but I was having none of it! She does have a great rack though....I came all the way for mutual massage (which the maid stated she does do). 
So I walked out.....

Service
....and didn't come back! The maid texted me like 5 minutes later asking me where I was and for an explanation. I just blanked it.

Girl 2 - Eva
Website description:
"EVA I am 25, Polish, have worked a three years as a masseuse, 5'6, size 10, blond hair with blue eyes, breast 36 C."


Venue
Much nicer than the previous one, another massage shop. I guess they rent a room and .....ermmm pay rent?
Has a shower inside the room unlike the previous one.

Girl
The description on the website is mostly correct except two major things. she is not blonde and she is not size 10 (more like 12-14). I assumed because she was blonde she would be pretty hot for some reason but she is quite average in the looks department.

Service
I finally got the mutual massage i wanted..it a let down!
What happens is she massages you for 30 minutes (back only!) and then she just lies down and lets you massage her (no interaction), there would have been no sexual interaction until i practically put my dick in her hand!. Honestly I think i was a better masseuse than her!.
For the last 5 minutes she did make me lie down and jerk me off and I was fingering her a bit too throughout but overall nothing special. It was still a positive but only just.

Overall

Eva was a borderline positive
Maya was a negative although Maya is young and I wouldnt blame her too much.
I blame the website/company for being misleading in their services, pictures and the value for money.
Mutual massage is not worth it, possibly with a different girl it might be better but who would want to take that expensive chance? I would not recommend them until they provide accurate information and more reasonable prices for the service they offer.

I don't want to add Mayumis link to this page in case she is associated with a non positive review but she is like £25 cheaper for body to body with owo and is top quality!

Links
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« Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 10:56:58 pm by jimmycallum »

peter296

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How come you didn't write  this in 2 reviews? Since they are 2 different people

Offline jimmycallum

How come you didn't write  this in 2 reviews? Since they are 2 different people

....is it too late?

Offline jimmycallum

How come you didn't write  this in 2 reviews? Since they are 2 different people

because it was over a 2 hour period with the same agency.
Was I supposed to write seperate reviews?

Offline scarebear

Thanks for the info Jimmy, Im into Mutual Massage as well and this place had been on my list to try, but not anymore!

Anyway, i have found someone not too far away who will do what you are looking for - Review to follow.

peter296

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because it was over a 2 hour period with the same agency.
Was I supposed to write separate reviews?

just because by the title. it sounds like a duo massage. which they defo would do. and that one was a negative, and one was a positive, so the difference. But i see why you did it like that

Offline jimmycallum

Thanks for the info Jimmy, Im into Mutual Massage as well and this place had been on my list to try, but not anymore!

Anyway, i have found someone not too far away who will do what you are looking for - Review to follow.

That's good, looking forward to it!

Mutual massage Potentially could be an amazing experience with the right place/girls.