ok this meeting was today 04/11/2016 paid £70 for 30 mins could have been worse.
This is an English escort you would expect a better quality service seeing as they like to berate foreign escorts and mostly always put English before their wg name. Pathetic really, imagine if we didn't have any foreign escorts.
I had serious doubts about this person it all seemed too good to be true.
Anyway I am a risk taker and unfortunately, I took the plunge on this one and got a crap shoot.
comms: comms were ok but at times I was trying to call and text and she took an age to respond I was close to calling the whole thing off. I should have in hindsight as I was about to yet again get a shit service.
location: the location was croydon park hotel. I hate hotels as you never know if reception might try and bother you and I had something like that happen to me once which kinda made me wary about punting in hotels.
looks and figure: Well the profile picture she has is obviously photoshopped she looks way older and she smelled like cigarette. WHY DIDNT I WALK!!!!! she can't even be bothered to shower and freshen up.
service:
So the service was boring and rushed I need to stop seeing these milfs it is too much risk. So the blowjob was just overall poor technique why the hell are you gonna scratch my balls for are you trying to injury me with your dirty nails. I put that to bed quickly. She does not suck well at all it feels to loose. I asked her to do a 69 and when I got a whiff of her pussy, it just put me off gosh! smelt like the rotten fish I threw away last week. awful! we then duly went onto anal sex that she proudly proclaims to be her bread and butter. I am not massively endowed I am above average I would say but she could barely take it before she said no more anal.
Why talk crap on your profile about anal when you can't even take a sustained pounding? stupid liar. Anyway we moved onto more oral which was garbage she asked me to wank myself off but I said I paid you to wank me off and she started lightly touching my cock, obviously not enough to get me to cum.
after that charade of oral we moved to virginal sex at this time my little soldier wasn't interested. So I said to finish lets do some kissing and you can massage me. I was kissing her for a brief while but her breath was not pleasant at all. So I said can I have a massage now.
30-second massage and she said session over with over 10 mins to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid cow. I didn't bother to argue the session was not going to improve so why waste my time.
Would I go back? never
please stay away from this timewaster she is not the real deal and doesn't do what she states on profile just don't bother she is well past it with bad stretch marks bad hygiene.
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