So I book an hour with an Asian Escort in Stratford advertised on Viva Street at £110 per hr.
(Sorry cant even remember her bloody name and there's no advert today. Will look at phone and add more details tomorrow.)
Tried to see her a couple of weeks ago but no was busy and so booked someone else. ON that day 20 mins later a call came back and had a nice chat so resolved to try again. Comms. Always Pretty good and turn up early for meeting and am invited up.
Ok flat right on the central bit of Stratford.
First warning sign I'm kept outside the door of the flat (inside the block) for what seems like ages though it was probably only 45secs. Can hear more trhan one voice behind the door. I imagine the conversation goes something like “I told you I don’t do OAP's” “OK here's the plan”
So I'm shown into a nice flat and straight to a decent bedroom by a rather hot lady wearing a white matching set and suspenders. Thinks she doesnt look like her pictures but fuck it I want some of this.
Money is dealt with and I say you texted £120 and I only have £110 as per the advert. The woman is almost mute (1st sign - not like the phone discussions). She invites me to undress and disappears for what seems like a long time but is probably less than two minutes. Now I realise I'm desperate for a pee and she hands me a clean towel, some Lynx antipersperant and an unopened small bottle of mouth wash. Shower is running for me.
Return and now she has just the tiny knickers on, I admire the lovely tits, fine body and pretty soon I'm on the bed. And she's giving me some oral warm up. I persuade her to slow down a little (it's my age) and some lovely kissing follows though not really that deep, but I do enjoy it so.
I encourage a short massage (about 6 mins) and its not bad with the lovely surprise of the best rimming I've ever received, with her tongue. So then we have about 10 mins of her giving me serious Oral work. Not that deep but pretty satisfying. Some body to body with oil and more kissing. Then back to oral, At one point I'm quite close, but she doesn’t know I've never climaxed to a BJ (this has taken other WG's by surprise too.). She really goes for it around the 35 mins mark but eventually has to ask for some “time out”. Fine by me.
She leaves the room “for a pee” but not for long. Returns and pours herself a JD and Cole in a Pint Glass. When I ask a few questions about herself she becomes motormouth ( few words had previously been exchanged) I ask her to lie with me but she says she doesn’t' like cuddles. “only Old guys like that “
It was at this point I realised this wasn't the girl who'd shown me in. (If you go back though my reviews you’ll realise once I see attractive flesh my brain stops working!). My mind started to figure out what the f+++?
Now based on my previous I 'm looking pretty hard to figure if she's Post Op? Possibly but I think probably not. Are a slim waste and larger Hips a reliable indicator? Probably the best fake (not too large) tits ever with very responsive nipples. Seemed pretty 'feminine' to me but the doubt was the way she gushed was like a 'gay' guy on speed!
No matter because I wanted more. Suspiciously missionary wasn't on offer but we finished with me behind her in front of a large mirror by the bed. Really great finish in fact.
Shower and left. Really only pieced it all together on the drive home.
How I missed that the first girl had suspenders, which I love and the second didn't. I think that was what the delay at the beginning was all about and then the offer of a shower. Not sure at which point they switched but it seemed like they passed the knickers from one to the other.
Now why bother? Neither were the girl in the pics but I would certainly go with either. Who answered the phone? I don’t believe it was either the first 'mute' or second 'gusher'!
Its strange because I had a great time and don’t know why they got up to all the smole and mirrors. If I knew who was what, I'd go back for the other girl, but I just don’t get their game.
(Ps As per the other Review I'm not at all bothered if she was Post Op except I do think people should know. Which is my beef about the whole thing.)
So if I were to review I'd give it a
Positive for the sex and experience
and a
Negative for the Experience and the subterfuge.
PS How to age an Asian lady? I mostly prefer 35 plus, but the Advert said 23 and I wanted to try.
She kept changing the music on her computer and there was a chat 'bubble' coming up for Wendy (39). Which was probably more accurate. Still very hot though.
