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Excitement level: through the fucking roof - the photos are of a sex bomb who was bound to deliver the most awesome service and the reviews on Max's site are stellar, included comments like: "Met Arianna last week, it was a truly memorable experience" "possibly the most gorgeous girl I have ever had sex with" "I have rarely met such a beautiful woman in my life" "Truly stunning young Italian girl and a delight to spend time with"

I love Italy and Italians for their passion for life, style and the fact that they put 100% into everything, Arianna was a major letdown. It is her in the photos but the person that did them must be the Leonardo Da Vinci of photoshoppers because she looks much, much plainer and paler in the flesh, not the Southern European siren depicted, not by a long chalk.

The venue: Nell Gwynn House, the upmarket smaller sister of ten floors of whores over the road, serviceable three room apartment.

She is a size 10 with biggish, soft fake tits, smooth skin, a big arse, shaven pussy and a belly. Brown eyes and hair which smelt of food, perhaps if she spent less time in restaurants and more taking care of paying customers she would deliver a better service and be less of a porker. Body is flabby, skin is soft, no tattoos or piercings and the engagement level of a checkout girl at closing time in Aldi.

I stayed because in the bra and thong and heels she greeted me in she looked good, she left me in the lunge to undress, I found her lying on the bed seductively, pouting, it was the worst acting I'd seen since the heyday of Crossroads.

We indulged (I use the term loosely) in lacklustre light kissing with minimal use of tongues, her lips are a little dry, I undressed her and felt her as she lay there, I pointed to my impressively erect cock (not boasting, impressive because he'd got himself erect with fuck all help from her), she stroked him and positioned herself to give me a sideways blowjob with far too little penetration and far too much hand, so I told her to get between my legs and offered her my cock and balls while holding her wanking hand away and positioning her mouth to take care of balls, shaft and head, she did until I let her hand go and she reverted to type!

I said, I'm ready, have you got a condom? She rubbered me up and rode me in cowgirl with all the enthusiasm of a stroppy teenager at homework time, I flipped her to missionary and smashed her hard which got me to the point of no return so I straddled her face and filled her mouth with my muck. The sounds coming from the bathroom shortly thereafter indicated strongly that the advertised swallow either didn't happen or she's got bronchitis.

She return with what approached a smile but didn't quite get there and lay beside me for a bout of awkward chat and attempted groping by me while she positioned her body so only tits and arse were accessible, fucking glorious!

I got her back to work for more of her amateur hour blowjob allied to rapid hand movement which surprisingly got me going again and she put on another rubber and jumped on in disinterested cowgirl. I almost said would you like to go into reverse cowgirl so you can watch the telly but stopped myself.

A Bruno Mars video came on which got me excited so I asked her to get on her knees, which she did, sucking me off, using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them.

Her attempts to bring me off again were about as effective as Hillary Clinton's to be likeable so I asked for some oil, a seasoned punters best friend in these circumstances.

She waddled off to the bathroom and returned with some chocolate scented baby oil which I used to lavishly cover her body and legs and my dick and balls. What followed was a farcical ten minutes as she knelt, wanked me off, lay on the bed trying and failing to look seductive as I wanked off and finally I got on her back playing with her tits and pussy, legs akimbo as I stood between and with an Olympian final effort managed to shoot a second load which spattered her from pubic bone to face.

Then someone came into the apartment and said, loudly "I'm here to replace the washing machine" and I spotted a hairy arsed workman with a trolley and the concierge walking past the bedroom door!

She slams it shut, sticks on a robe and leaves me stinking like Willy fucking Wonka while she deals with them.

After a few minutes they leave and I shower off the rancid stench of cheap chocolate while she keeps lookout and brings my clothes from the living room to the bedroom. I get back into the bedroom as the men return, I dress rapidly and she opens the bedroom and front doors, checks the coast is clear and I scoot off without a backward glance.

What a fucking disaster of a day!

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Excitement level: through the fucking roof - the photos are of a sex bomb who was bound to deliver the most awesome service and the reviews on Max's site are stellar, included comments like: "Met Arianna last week, it was a truly memorable experience" "possibly the most gorgeous girl I have ever had sex with" "I have rarely met such a beautiful woman in my life" "Truly stunning young Italian girl and a delight to spend time with"

I love Italy and Italians for their passion for life, style and the fact that they put 100% into everything, Arianna was a major letdown. It is her in the photos but the person that did them must be the Leonardo Da Vinci of photoshoppers because she looks much, much plainer and paler in the flesh, not the Southern European siren depicted, not by a long chalk.

The venue: Nell Gwynn House, the upmarket smaller sister of ten floors of whores over the road, serviceable three room apartment.

She is a size 10 with biggish, soft fake tits, smooth skin, a big arse, shaven pussy and a belly. Brown eyes and hair which smelt of food, perhaps if she spent less time in restaurants and more taking care of paying customers she would deliver a better service and be less of a porker. Body is flabby, skin is soft, no tattoos or piercings and the engagement level of a checkout girl at closing time in Aldi.

I stayed because in the bra and thong and heels she greeted me in she looked good, she left me in the lunge to undress, I found her lying on the bed seductively, pouting, it was the worst acting I'd seen since the heyday of Crossroads.

We indulged (I use the term loosely) in lacklustre light kissing with minimal use of tongues, her lips are a little dry, I undressed her and felt her as she lay there, I pointed to my impressively erect cock (not boasting, impressive because he'd got himself erect with fuck all help from her), she stroked him and positioned herself to give me a sideways blowjob with far too little penetration and far too much hand, so I told her to get between my legs and offered her my cock and balls while holding her wanking hand away and positioning her mouth to take care of balls, shaft and head, she did until I let her hand go and she reverted to type!

I said, I'm ready, have you got a condom? She rubbered me up and rode me in cowgirl with all the enthusiasm of a stroppy teenager at homework time, I flipped her to missionary and smashed her hard which got me to the point of no return so I straddled her face and filled her mouth with my muck. The sounds coming from the bathroom shortly thereafter indicated strongly that the advertised swallow either didn't happen or she's got bronchitis.

She return with what approached a smile but didn't quite get there and lay beside me for a bout of awkward chat and attempted groping by me while she positioned her body so only tits and arse were accessible, fucking glorious!

I got her back to work for more of her amateur hour blowjob allied to rapid hand movement which surprisingly got me going again and she put on another rubber and jumped on in disinterested cowgirl. I almost said would you like to go into reverse cowgirl so you can watch the telly but stopped myself.

A Bruno Mars video came on which got me excited so I asked her to get on her knees, which she did, sucking me off, using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them.

Her attempts to bring me off again were about as effective as Hillary Clinton's to be likeable so I asked for some oil, a seasoned punters best friend in these circumstances.

She waddled off to the bathroom and returned with some chocolate scented baby oil which I used to lavishly cover her body and legs and my dick and balls. What followed was a farcical ten minutes as she knelt, wanked me off, lay on the bed trying and failing to look seductive as I wanked off and finally I got on her back playing with her tits and pussy, legs akimbo as I stood between and with an Olympian final effort managed to shoot a second load which spattered her from pubic bone to face.

Then someone came into the apartment and said, loudly "I'm here to replace the washing machine" and I spotted a hairy arsed workman with a trolley and the concierge walking past the bedroom door!

She slams it shut, sticks on a robe and leaves me stinking like Willy fucking Wonka while she deals with them.

After a few minutes they leave and I shower off the rancid stench of cheap chocolate while she keeps lookout and brings my clothes from the living room to the bedroom. I get back into the bedroom as the men return, I dress rapidly and she opens the bedroom and front doors, checks the coast is clear and I scoot off without a backward glance.

What a fucking disaster of a day!

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"using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them."

She's obviously seen Tony Yeboahs absolute screamer of a shot against Liverpool so she knows how powerful and how far you can shoot and has covered her face like she's in a wall for a Yeboah free kick. Sorry it didn't work out for you. How did she respond when you gave her the hard strokes you mentioned and did you get to take her from behind

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"using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them."

She's obviously seen Tony Yeboahs absolute screamer of a shot against Liverpool so she knows how powerful and how far you can shoot and has covered her face like she's in a wall for a Yeboah free kick. Sorry it didn't work out for you. How did she respond when you gave her the hard strokes you mentioned and did you get to take her from behind

She was not very responsive bar fake moans, she has the personality of a wardrobe, is in the wrong job and the reviewers on Max's site are beyond deluded, no no doggy action.

Offline haworth86

Cheers for this review Yeboah, you've saved me some serious dosh. She just looks so great on the photos...should have known better!

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Cheers for this review Yeboah, you've saved me some serious dosh. She just looks so great on the photos...should have known better!

Lets just say she was disappointing compared to the photos, her attitude was pathetic too, not a good combo!

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It does make you question how many comments on Maxes site are fake.

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It does make you question how many comments on Maxes site are fake.

It certainly does because she wasn't any better than average in any way, it was like booking a test drive in a Ferrari and getting a Skoda, a fat one at that.

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Sorry it was a bad punt, but amusing and well written review.  :hi:

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Half her feedback was a year or two years ago, which was probably when the photos were taken  :lol: and one was "written" by one of the girls at the agency.

I think little brain did all the thinking with this one.

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Sorry it was a bad punt, but amusing and well written review.  :hi:

Thanks R, it was horrific, back in the saddle tomorrow....

Offline Big Bad R

Thanks R, it was horrific, back in the saddle tomorrow....

Quodos to you sir, you must have a lot of energy (and deep pockets) ! :hi:

Offline BarryProudfoot

You've got good taste in women Yeboahsleftfoot :thumbsup:

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You've got good taste in women Yeboahsleftfoot :thumbsup:

Thanks Barry, my view is that I want to shag as many good looking birds as I can whilst I'm capable!

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Been staring longingly at her pictures on Maxes, as well as Subil Arch thinking how awesome they look. But then Melissa was such a let down after seeing her pictures so i've resisted and it looks like that was the right choice. 
Most of the reviews nowadays seem to be the girls talking up each other or Stevie Wonder. I'm of the view now that the only way to get a true impression is if they have posted what are clearly non edited selfies.

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Been staring longingly at her pictures on Maxes, as well as Subil Arch thinking how awesome they look. But then Melissa was such a let down after seeing her pictures so i've resisted and it looks like that was the right choice. 
Most of the reviews nowadays seem to be the girls talking up each other or Stevie Wonder. I'm of the view now that the only way to get a true impression is if they have posted what are clearly non edited selfies.

The OP has already suffered Subil Arch so you don't have to  :hi:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=108293.0

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The OP has already suffered Subil Arch so you don't have to  :hi:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=108293.0

Tbf I thought from reading that, Subil was hot and a good performer, it was the other girl he said was a skank, Subil posts clear selfies on her twitter so you can see what you'd get.

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Excitement level: through the fucking roof - the photos are of a sex bomb who was bound to deliver the most awesome service and the reviews on Max's site are stellar, included comments like: "Met Arianna last week, it was a truly memorable experience" "possibly the most gorgeous girl I have ever had sex with" "I have rarely met such a beautiful woman in my life" "Truly stunning young Italian girl and a delight to spend time with"

I love Italy and Italians for their passion for life, style and the fact that they put 100% into everything, Arianna was a major letdown. It is her in the photos but the person that did them must be the Leonardo Da Vinci of photoshoppers because she looks much, much plainer and paler in the flesh, not the Southern European siren depicted, not by a long chalk.

The venue: Nell Gwynn House, the upmarket smaller sister of ten floors of whores over the road, serviceable three room apartment.

She is a size 10 with biggish, soft fake tits, smooth skin, a big arse, shaven pussy and a belly. Brown eyes and hair which smelt of food, perhaps if she spent less time in restaurants and more taking care of paying customers she would deliver a better service and be less of a porker. Body is flabby, skin is soft, no tattoos or piercings and the engagement level of a checkout girl at closing time in Aldi.

I stayed because in the bra and thong and heels she greeted me in she looked good, she left me in the lunge to undress, I found her lying on the bed seductively, pouting, it was the worst acting I'd seen since the heyday of Crossroads.

We indulged (I use the term loosely) in lacklustre light kissing with minimal use of tongues, her lips are a little dry, I undressed her and felt her as she lay there, I pointed to my impressively erect cock (not boasting, impressive because he'd got himself erect with fuck all help from her), she stroked him and positioned herself to give me a sideways blowjob with far too little penetration and far too much hand, so I told her to get between my legs and offered her my cock and balls while holding her wanking hand away and positioning her mouth to take care of balls, shaft and head, she did until I let her hand go and she reverted to type!

I said, I'm ready, have you got a condom? She rubbered me up and rode me in cowgirl with all the enthusiasm of a stroppy teenager at homework time, I flipped her to missionary and smashed her hard which got me to the point of no return so I straddled her face and filled her mouth with my muck. The sounds coming from the bathroom shortly thereafter indicated strongly that the advertised swallow either didn't happen or she's got bronchitis.

She return with what approached a smile but didn't quite get there and lay beside me for a bout of awkward chat and attempted groping by me while she positioned her body so only tits and arse were accessible, fucking glorious!

I got her back to work for more of her amateur hour blowjob allied to rapid hand movement which surprisingly got me going again and she put on another rubber and jumped on in disinterested cowgirl. I almost said would you like to go into reverse cowgirl so you can watch the telly but stopped myself.

A Bruno Mars video came on which got me excited so I asked her to get on her knees, which she did, sucking me off, using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them.

Her attempts to bring me off again were about as effective as Hillary Clinton's to be likeable so I asked for some oil, a seasoned punters best friend in these circumstances.

She waddled off to the bathroom and returned with some chocolate scented baby oil which I used to lavishly cover her body and legs and my dick and balls. What followed was a farcical ten minutes as she knelt, wanked me off, lay on the bed trying and failing to look seductive as I wanked off and finally I got on her back playing with her tits and pussy, legs akimbo as I stood between and with an Olympian final effort managed to shoot a second load which spattered her from pubic bone to face.

Then someone came into the apartment and said, loudly "I'm here to replace the washing machine" and I spotted a hairy arsed workman with a trolley and the concierge walking past the bedroom door!

She slams it shut, sticks on a robe and leaves me stinking like Willy fucking Wonka while she deals with them.

After a few minutes they leave and I shower off the rancid stench of cheap chocolate while she keeps lookout and brings my clothes from the living room to the bedroom. I get back into the bedroom as the men return, I dress rapidly and she opens the bedroom and front doors, checks the coast is clear and I scoot off without a backward glance.

What a fucking disaster of a day!

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Really disappointing, especially when you see how ridiculously good she looks in her profile photo.  Sorry you had a shitty punt. But if its any consolation, your review was a bloody good read!

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Tbf I thought from reading that, Subil was hot and a good performer, it was the other girl he said was a skank, Subil posts clear selfies on her twitter so you can see what you'd get.



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the haughty demeanour of top class hooker who would absolutely rather be spending her sugar daddies cash in Chanel than sucking the cock of a sweaty middle aged punter in a hovel.

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I got Subil to suck me again, her technique is brilliant, my comment “you’ve done that before” went down like a turd in a swimming pool.

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fake moaning, looking awesome but dead behind the eyes,

Yep, a glowing review.

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I pointed to my impressively erect cock (not boasting, impressive because he'd got himself erect with fuck all help from her)

A Bruno Mars video came on which got me excited so I asked her to get on her knees, which she did, sucking me off, using one hand for warp speed wanking again and the other to cover her eyes, I promised not to shoot in them.

She waddled off to the bathroom

 

 :lol: brilliant
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Been staring longingly at her pictures on Maxes, as well as Subil Arch thinking how awesome they look. But then Melissa was such a let down after seeing her pictures so i've resisted and it looks like that was the right choice. 
Most of the reviews nowadays seem to be the girls talking up each other or Stevie Wonder. I'm of the view now that the only way to get a true impression is if they have posted what are clearly non edited selfies.

Subil Arch looks outstanding in the flesh, performance was a bit mechanical but she was in duo with a skank in a shit hole, on her own she may well deliver.

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Tbf I thought from reading that, Subil was hot and a good performer, it was the other girl he said was a skank, Subil posts clear selfies on her twitter so you can see what you'd get.

Yes Jerboa, that's what I thought.

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Really disappointing, especially when you see how ridiculously good she looks in her profile photo.  Sorry you had a shitty punt. But if its any consolation, your review was a bloody good read!

It was even worse because I chose her based on the photos after blowing out another girl for bad comms!

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:lol: brilliant

Just to clarify, there were a load of scantily clad, hot dancers in the Bruno Mars video, they got me excited, I have no interest in short pretty boy pop singers.

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YBL, sorry you had a shit punt,  Maxes are clearly scraping the barrel nowadays. However, as usual, I was highly entertained by your writing :D

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YBL, sorry you had a shit punt,  Maxes are clearly scraping the barrel nowadays. However, as usual, I was highly entertained by your writing :D

Thanks hendrix, I keep on getting flashbacks of a moment when she was oiled up and naked, laying on the bed beneath me, rubbing her tits and pussy seductively, looking me deep in the eyes, then, randomly she started rubbing her fat belly which quivered like a jelly and I nearly lost my erection.

Offline Illya Kurakin

A great review (of an awful time) - but thanks for the warning. I too love the Italians but have yet to find one in this profession remotely smokin' in performance terms.  :dash: Even Berlusconi had to troll down to Morocco to find suitable paid companions.

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It does make you question how many comments on Maxes site are fake.

Don't know what it is about Maxes in particular but I've had many of the Maxes girls tell me that 90% of the most detailed and graphic reviews are written by guys who are more into writing fantasy rather than representing any version of reality and those reviews are complete bs.

Good example being wiggy whom Maxes veterans might remember.

So they're not fake in that it's not the agency writing them but they are in that the guys writing them are often more to the idea of describing some elaborate fantasy, whether or not that was the actual experience (clearly in most cases it's not!)
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Don't know what it is about Maxes in particular but I've had many of the Maxes girls tell me that 90% of the most detailed and graphic reviews are written by guys who are more into writing fantasy rather than representing any version of reality and those reviews are complete bs.

Now that makes perfect sense and explains a lot.

Good example being wiggy whom Maxes veterans might remember.

So they're not fake in that it's not the agency writing them but they are in that the guys writing them are often more to the idea of describing some elaborate fantasy, whether or not that was the actual experience (clearly in most cases it's not!)

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Interestingly I've had conversations with a few of the Max's girls about the forum and reviews, the blokes who come across all confident and hung ho on the forum are often scared and wimpy and the reviews often reflect what they wish had happened rather than the two pumps and a squirt of reality.

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Thanks hendrix, I keep on getting flashbacks of a moment when she was oiled up and naked, laying on the bed beneath me, rubbing her tits and pussy seductively, looking me deep in the eyes, then, randomly she started rubbing her fat belly which quivered like a jelly and I nearly lost my erection.

Maybe she was feeling peckish!!  :lol: :lol:


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Meant to say that Gandalf's post makes perfect sense and explains a lot given the Maxes reality v the experience expected. I often walked away thinking there was something wrong with me that I hadn't been able to have the same experiences as these studs! How much better vfm I could have had had I known about this site earlier and not had to rely on those reviews.

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Meant to say that Gandalf's post makes perfect sense and explains a lot given the Maxes reality v the experience expected. I often walked away thinking there was something wrong with me that I hadn't been able to have the same experiences as these studs! How much better vfm I could have had had I known about this site earlier and not had to rely on those reviews.

Understand your point Paulo, I've had truly great punts involving various combinations of Victoria, Yasmina, Alice, Elize & Zahra with honourable mentions to Alicia, Emily & Holly the rest have been average to shocking.

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YBL, sorry you had a shit punt,  Maxes are clearly scraping the barrel nowadays. However, as usual, I was highly entertained by your writing :D

Has anyone come up with a definitive answer as to why this is? I mean I get that girls go Indie, but given that a few years ago it was almost legendary (if still overpriced) as an agency where you could get a fittie with a winning professionalism and an absolutely filthy mind, with girls like Gabi and Alex apparently taking it almost as an insult if you haven't emptied your balls in a variety of depraved ways! How has Maxes seemingly fallen so far? Is there just no quality control from the gaffer anymore?

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Has anyone come up with a definitive answer as to why this is? I mean I get that girls go Indie, but given that a few years ago it was almost legendary (if still overpriced) as an agency where you could get a fittie with a winning professionalism and an absolutely filthy mind, with girls like Gabi and Alex apparently taking it almost as an insult if you haven't emptied your balls in a variety of depraved ways! How has Maxes seemingly fallen so far? Is there just no quality control from the gaffer anymore?

I think the fact he'll promote non-exclusive girls, many of whom you can find on the EE sites has watered down the brand, the attraction for me was mainly British girls you couldn't find elsewhere who would consistently deliver top notch service.

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I think the fact he'll promote non-exclusive girls, many of whom you can find on the EE sites has watered down the brand, the attraction for me was mainly British girls you couldn't find elsewhere who would consistently deliver top notch service.
I think another reason could be that the girls have started exploiting the internet and social media more and have seen a way of drumming up business without handing over a large percent of their earnings. Rio Lee, Lia Amelia and Gabbi (i think) all have websites and twitter accounts which drive business.

If you are here temporarily (like many of the EE girls) then an Agency makes most sense but if you are here permanently then it makes sense to go it alone. Therefore Max may see the EE route as being the only option for padding out the declining list of girls.

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Interestingly I've had conversations with a few of the Max's girls about the forum and reviews, the blokes who come across all confident and hung ho on the forum are often scared and wimpy and the reviews often reflect what they wish had happened rather than the two pumps and a squirt of reality.

That makes sense, you got to be a sad fucker to write jackonory stories on your punts.

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That makes sense, you got to be a sad fucker to write jackonory stories on your punts.

Yep, particularly when there's a good chance you will be exposed. One girl told me that a punter who wrote glowing and filthy reviews and forum comments to her was actually a little weasel who could hardly get it up and spent most of his time playing with himself watching her with a doxy!

Offline webpunter

Very entertaining indeed  "...and leaves me stinking like Willy fucking Wonka while she deals with them"  Priceless  :lol:
I wouldn't be sorry - YLF is so profilic that the law of averages is bound to kick in at some point. An occupational hazard me thinks. Especially with agency burds where not so easy to check out reviews as for AW indies

YBL, sorry you had a shit punt,  Maxes are clearly scraping the barrel nowadays. However, as usual, I was highly entertained by your writing :D

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One Londinium based fittie told me that approx only 1/3 of punters wanted FS.  And this is where they are paying 250/hr an hour & upwards.  Typically 2-3 hour bookings - sometimes longer.  Of those that did want FS a good no. usually didn't last that long & were pretty crap performers.  So it was easy for her to bank a load of cash for doing not a lot.  Have a few drinks & a chat in a nice hotel room / suite & then fuck off to the next booking or home to bed.  And well before the meter ran out - like the punters didn't really know what to do when she was there after he'd shot his bolt - if the geezer had managed to do this / not been able to perform

Yep, particularly when there's a good chance you will be exposed. One girl told me that a punter who wrote glowing and filthy reviews and forum comments to her was actually a little weasel who could hardly get it up and spent most of his time playing with himself watching her with a doxy!
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One Londinium based fittie told me that approx only 1/3 of punters wanted FS.  And this is where they are paying 250/hr an hour & upwards.  Typically 2-3 hour bookings - sometimes longer.  Of those that did want FS a good no. usually didn't last that long & were pretty crap performers.  So it was easy for her to bank a load of cash for doing not a lot.  Have a few drinks & a chat in a nice hotel room / suite & then fuck off to the next booking or home to bed.  And well before the meter ran out - like the punters didn't really know what to do when she was there after he'd shot his bolt - if the geezer had managed to do this / not been able to perform

Well then I'm probably these girls worst nightmare then.  ;)

Offline Big Bad R

Well then I'm probably these girls worst nightmare then.  ;)

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I have been told something similar. I am only a 1 pop guy but can hold out as long as necessary, usually 55 minutes into an hour punt  :D A couple of WGs have commented that this is unusual and makes them work for their money  :drinks:

Offline webpunter

Me too - 2 pops in a hour is too much effort.  I'd rather spend 55 mins trying not to shoot my bolt with some great edging.  As opposed to the same for say 20 mins & then struggling like fuck for the 2nd - which usually includes having to bash the living daylights out of littleWP myself.  Just takes a bit of communication and the burd understanding the meaning of:  "slowly...." "stop please..." "STOP !"  Often i'll make it clear that i'll pass on the shower afterwards - if the coast is clear @ home - to enjoy an extra 5-10mins of the best bit

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I have been told something similar. I am only a 1 pop guy but can hold out as long as necessary, usually 55 minutes into an hour punt  :D A couple of WGs have commented that this is unusual and makes them work for their money  :drinks:

Offline Alvin

A couple of years ago when Maxes had a better selection I used to punt with a couple of them.  It was interesting that a couple asked for reviews ( I said I didn't do them and mentioned the ones on their website), they said that virtually none of the detailed reviews were true, I even had one when we had over run on time and she was rushing to get showered whilst I was getting dressed say she was dreading her next client as he was one of the prolific reviewers and it was one of the most boring sessions she would have.

Offline webpunter

Obviously !  Just jestin'  :lol:

Well then I'm probably these girls worst nightmare then.  ;)