MichelleBlonde

[montana1977]

I apologise if this review is too long but Michelle is by far the best meet I have had in my time in punting and had to give her the time and review she really deserves.

I fancied someone different to the usual Thai girls so thought I would have a look around to see who was available and noticed Michelle who tends to normally work in Leicester along with Karla69 who I have seen is quite well reviewed. I could only find one review for Michelle here but thought she looked quite sexy in her pics and AW profile was good so thought I would give her a go, I have always wanted to hook up with a Colombian girl so thought I would kill two birds with one stone.

The communication was perfect, I called Michelle and had a quick chat but her English is limited so told her I will text her and we can finalise the details, we spent a couple of hours chatting via text and flirting a bit which I thought was a nice touch but nothing too rude or obscene obviously. I wanted to meet her at 3pm but she asked me to come round at 5pm as would be more relaxed and less rushed then so agreed. The flat was on Granville Street in Birmingham, the flat was nice and clean, the main door leads straight into the lounge, with the bedroom in the far corner and a shower available too but not ensuite. I arrived and text Michelle who told me to park and come straight up, she gave me the flat details and buzzed me in.

Michelle is about 5’10 in 3inch heels, she is very gorgeous in the face, very much my type and found her to be a real stunner but obviously that is my personal opinion. Her body is stunning, gorgeous long legs, huge boobs which are natural, slim but with curves in the right places, her ass is big and round just like a typical Latino which definitely feels great pushed up against you. She was wearing a sexy little black thong tied at the ends, stocking, heels and a strappy little lingerie top with no bra. Her standard charges are £60 for half an hour, £120 for an hour, if want to cum twice in the half hour it’s an extra £10, cim is an extra £20 and anal is extra £50. These are her normal prices which I thought I would mention as what I got for my money was definitely not the norm and not expected at all, I agreed by text £70 for 30 minutes with cum twice but no cim or anal which I was happy with.

As soon as I was walking up to the door, I could hear Michelle starting to unlock it and by the time I was there she let me in by hiding behind the door as usual, soon as I saw her I was very pleasantly surprised as she looked gorgeous and so sexy. She said hi and then said something to me in Spanish which I didn’t really understand but took it as a compliment due to how she reacted straight after saying it, she said it, smiled and grabbed me and snogged my face off, really passionately, pushing her body up against me and pushing me back against the wall which obviously did the trick for me. I figured if this was any indication of how this meet was going to be, I was definitely in for a treat. After kissing for a few minutes and running hands all over her body she led me into the bedroom by holding my hand and keeping me very close to her body, once in the bedroom she said she was very sorry but we have sort out the money, I gave her the cash but joked with her that she doesn’t have to take it 

She put the cash to the side and backed herself up against me pushing me back a little so we were standing in front of the mirror for a better view, she made a comment that the view would be better if I was naked so helped me undress, snogging me throughout then moved back into the position with her ass pushed up against my cock. While standing there I was kissing her neck so she grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs which felt amazing, very natural and big with sensitive nipples, she turned around and while kissing again slipped her top off to allow me to feel her boobs better and suck them. She then took her thong off and told me to join her on the bed where we continued to kiss and enjoy each other’s bodies, this was such a tease and not rushed, she gave me owo which felt amazing, taking it deep as she can which was pretty deep to be fair considering my size which none of the other girls I have met have been able to do. After a while of sucking she said she had to feel it inside her so reached over me to grab a condom and a bit of lube at which point it was a perfect position to get a grope of that sexy ass and pussy, so started teasing her clit with my fingers which she obviously enjoyed with the noises she was making and her choice to stay in that position for a while, I then pushed a finger inside her then two and started fingering her deep and hard which she really enjoyed and at which point said we have to fuck now I want you. She slipped the condom on with her mouth but had to use her hands too as is always a tight fit, she sucked a bit more with condom on and then applied a bit of lube and jumped on top, I knew I was not going to last long the first time as was extremely horned up by now. She rode me hard and fast and said she wanted me to cum hard inside her (obviously with the condom on), I couldn’t really hold back with her moves so shot my load to which she gave me a massive snog and said now you can relax for a bit before the next time. She cleaned me up and gave me a nice relaxing massage, the massage wasn’t nothing special but felt nice, after a while she lay beside me and we started to kiss again so I told her to lie back and let me work my magic, her pussy tasted very good and had her moaning and very wet in no time at all, she was making comments in Spanish whilst moaning and wiggling her hips. Then stopped me and said I want you to fuck me and make me cum as it’s been 10days without guy making me cum so thought yeah I’m up for the challenge, we fucked in missionary position for about 10 mins until she couldn’t take no more and cum extremely hard to the point I could feel her cum squirting against me so I knew she had definitely cum. Her reaction said it all really and just couldn’t stop kissing and telling me to keep fucking her and never to stop, we continued to fuck for about another 20mins in different positions including a little bit of anal sex but not too much as was a bit painful for her, we kept going at it until I shot my load again. We lay on the bed for a bit after we cleaned up, just chatting and sharing a few more kisses until I asked her the time and joked about if my 30 minute time limit was up yet, at which point we realised it had been over an hour so decided maybe it was time to leave. There was still no rush to get me out the door, we dressed slowly while chatting about general things, she then walked me to the door and gave me another huge snog for a couple of minutes and said she hopes to see me again at which point gave me her personal number and told me to stay in touch which obviously I will do

Without a shadow of a doubt I would see Michelle again in a heartbeat and would highly recommend her to anyone, obviously the level of service might be slightly different to what I shared with her but that is because I think she just clicked with me and had a proper connection but I think she probably provide a great friendly service to anyone.

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[Mekele]

Good review, are her pictures accurate as she only has 3. Also she says her age is 26, would you say that was right or is she more like 30's?
Thanks

[montana1977]

She has more pics in her private gallery, the pics are quite accurate although I personally think her face looks better in personal than on the pics. She is in her 30's but does look young for her age so wouldn't know when you meet her.

[Littlefoot]

Great review  sounds like you got your monies worth there.

She's got to go on to the HL

[Spurt]

 Had this one top of my HL after the sensational review and when my intended visit did not materialise made contact.

Reflecting on my experience I think that the high expectations raised after such an effusive review  take some, if not impossible living up to.

Not doubting the veracity of the review, but all experiences are subjective.

To cut to the chase, communication excellent by text.

Received a welcoming, rather than horny kiss.

On entering the bedroom became aware of voices in an adjoining room, including a male voice, always a tad off putting.

Shower available and encouraged ,

On re entering the room some light ,not deep kissing with Michelle reclining on the bed inviting me to feast on her pussy. Invitation gladly accepted ,fresh and wet, the groans and moans were a bit on the theatrical side and for me lacked verisimilitude. Moving up the bed she made to get a rubber for the oral and had to be actively encouraged to do OWO and this added to spoiling the moment.

The oral was good as was the ball licking but kept asking for fuck as if to get things over and done with.

She has a glorious ass and completed doggie style.

Perhaps the connection was not there. I was back on the street in 26 minutes from going into the apartment

Without the ringing endorsement I would give it a 6/10. The thwarted expectation takes this down to a 4.

For me Columbia's best export is still the coffee, and the marching powder.

[Littlefoot]

Thanks for that spurt. I was about to book. But not so sure now. 

[bbois77]

Reality bites.

Great to see a measured, non fluffy review too.

Had her on my list too Spurt, shame she fell far short after the initial 5* review.

Caveat emptor as they say down at Digbeth market.

 

[Dodo]

Had this one top of my HL after the sensational review and when my intended visit did not materialise made contact.

Reflecting on my experience I think that the high expectations raised after such an effusive review  take some, if not impossible living up to.

Not doubting the veracity of the review, but all experiences are subjective.

To cut to the chase, communication excellent by text.

Received a welcoming, rather than horny kiss.

On entering the bedroom became aware of voices in an adjoining room, including a male voice, always a tad off putting.

Shower available and encouraged ,

On re entering the room some light ,not deep kissing with Michelle reclining on the bed inviting me to feast on her pussy. Invitation gladly accepted ,fresh and wet, the groans and moans were a bit on the theatrical side and for me lacked verisimilitude. Moving up the bed she made to get a rubber for the oral and had to be actively encouraged to do OWO and this added to spoiling the moment.

The oral was good as was the ball licking but kept asking for fuck as if to get things over and done with.

She has a glorious ass and completed doggie style.

Perhaps the connection was not there. I was back on the street in 26 minutes from going into the apartment

Without the ringing endorsement I would give it a 6/10. The thwarted expectation takes this down to a 4.

For me Columbia's best export is still the coffee, and the marching powder.

Spurt, you took the word right out of my mouth.....I thought she hadn't got much of that verisimilitude thing but to be fair it isn't in her likes list 

[Dekka]

Sorry Chaps but personally I've always had the OP tagged as a wanna be hero. Seems to spice up the odd review here or there. Personal phone number etc in this case.

[BillyBackDoor]

Sorry Chaps but personally I've always had the OP tagged as a wanna be hero. Seems to spice up the odd review here or there. Personal phone number etc in this case.

I disagree.  I think it far more likely that he's actually Brad Pitt.

[PepeMAGA]

I disagree.  I think it far more likely that he's actually Brad Pitt.

or the notorious Jeff Allen.

[sln]

I have had a visit , she must be about 30  ,
 strange shaped  body  with large tits .
Strange scaring on the  belly.
No stunner  but ok , reasnable service ,
insisted on putting condon on the tip but not fully on for the oral.
I must say it felt ok as the rest of the shaft was uncovered.
 Cowgirl   . Miss . Doggy to Finish.
Was there full 30 mins   , will not return ,
more stunning ones out there for the same price .
I think that I will try the £70 ones next .

[Benson50]

Sorry Chaps but personally I've always had the OP tagged as a wanna be hero. Seems to spice up the odd review here or there. Personal phone number etc in this case.

Yeah, I just read some previous reviews and there is one where the girl gives him  £20 back after feeling his cock through his jeans - the idea being  (like in the review above) that WGs are sexually frustrated from all that bad sex, and are looking for a well hung hunk to satisfy them. I'm guessing the implication in her giving him her personal number, is that she wants him to satisfy her free of charge or even become her boyfriend.
To me this reads like fantasy. It's the fantasy most of us unconsciously buy into - the meeting becomes more like a date than a financial transaction. Despite meeting dozens of guys every week, on meeting me the girl makes a deep personal connection and the sex becomes real and even romantic.
The GFE is so popular because it allows us to play out that fantasy and the really popular girls are the ones who are the most convincing actors.

[BillyBackDoor]

Yeah, I just read some previous reviews and there is one where the girl gives him  £20 back after feeling his cock through his jeans - the idea being  (like in the review above) that WGs are sexually frustrated from all that bad sex, and are looking for a well hung hunk to satisfy them. I'm guessing the implication in her giving him her personal number, is that she wants him to satisfy her free of charge or even become her boyfriend.
To me this reads like fantasy. It's the fantasy most of us unconsciously buy into - the meeting becomes more like a date than a financial transaction. Despite meeting dozens of guys every week, on meeting me the girl makes a deep personal connection and the sex becomes real and even romantic.
The GFE is so popular because it allows us to play out that fantasy and the really popular girls are the ones who are the most convincing actors.

You're right.  He's not Brad Pit at all.

It's obvious now, he's George Clooney (AKA Jeff Allen)

[PepeMAGA]

You're right.  He's not Brad Pit at all.

It's obvious now, he's George Clooney (AKA Jeff Allen)

Waiting for Michelle Blonde to pipe up that she's never met him 

[getonit]

No , he can't be jeff allen or the review would have simply said   '  yeah I fucked her good '    or ' wow hot and sexy she came loads ' . 

[Adam1990]

Links dead.

[PepeMAGA]

Links dead.

Wait til Karla returns from her hols instead ,  that's a guaranteed top punt. 

[Jawbreak]

You're right.  He's not Brad Pit at all.

It's obvious now, he's George Clooney (AKA Jeff Allen)

Fuck me i was looking for the Jeff Allen accolade 

**Note to Self ** 'must try harder to grow my tiny cock and fluff up below par meets