Courtesan Annabel

[Tommyaj]

Good afternoon all just browsing aw and twitter and came across this WG does anyone actually pay to go and pump her from what I've read it seems like she's only intrested in serving tea and cakes and charging a small fortune see attached picture this has just made me feel a tad sick.

I get she me appeal to some but I just don't get how she charges so much and doesn't have a dusty phone that been said she's very active on twitter constantly so maybe the phone is gathering cobwebs.

Sorry for my little rant but I just don't get what she's about or understand how anyone would pay her rates to sit and drink tea.

Admin if this sort of post isn't allowed I apologise in  advance and feel free to delete if I've crossed the line.

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[george r]

she did a tour to Manchester a while ago and I was tempted by those huge tits but she wanted a deposit so that's a non starter in my book !!

[Mountain Goat]

I've been tempted as love a MILF and those tits... however never gone through with it as prices sky high and a very limited likes list.

[mediumjoe]

   WELCOME TO THE AV TEAROOMS

   Where  all the old boys that have  got too old to Punt anymore gather on an afternoon to reminisce about the good old days there's fishy and Cueball  swigging the Darjeeling and who should come through the door,   mind your head tallboy shouts Turtle Z  Who turns to wave at the three lads in the corner Yorkshire Hull and Soft  Who are playing a quick game of poker with medium Joe.  He'd  stolen  the cards from Tricks  whilst he wasn't looking ,  then there is a big cheer from Steve Dave and Tommy AJ as they see  Victoria coming in with plates of sandwiches she's still nimble on her feet but gets goosed as  she passes cueball,  he's just arrived after dodging the border patrols .

     I leave it to the natural comedians amongst you  to continue the saga   Joe

[costa]

I've seen her out shopping and once sat next to her in a hair dressers in Donny , I've in the past looked at pics online and on Twitter and thought of making a booking but the deposit always put me off . It was weird seeing her walk into the hair dressers knowing straight away who she is  and funny watching her looking at the men in there .

[courtesanannabel]

Thank you all for comments

Maybe I need to explain a little more of my services
as some of you don't appear to have grasped the concept
Let me see if I can answer some of your questions 

I am an Escort, that's plainly obvious -
just because I don't give extreme detail that I fuck, suck, give oral
(all safe & protected) doesn't mean it's not included at a meet
there are many things ticked I offer, and it comes down to three basic things
I don't do anal, anything without protection and Doggy position ( as its uncomfy)

there seems to be some reason you comment on tea & cakes ....
let me expand for you ....
I meet older gents, not many ladies do, mainly between 45 - 80
now imagine your 70, nervous, first time, perhaps widowed .... are you
going to turn up, strip off and perform like your a Pornstar ?

The brief chat & cup of tea relaxes most gents in this situation,
then we can have naughty sexy fun ...

I don't profess to please everyone, it's not possible - there are plenty of
ladies out there to please every gents taste, budget, fetishes

If I don't push your buttons that's fine, as I said plenty of ladies out there that do
but would appreciate the you keeping your comments to yourself

I do appreciate concerns on leaving a deposit, let me explain
If you are self employed then I am sure you understand why
as you can imagine I get many calls/texts/mails a day and unfortunately a few timewasters
I run a business, and it's about making a profit, I don't do it for nothing and you wouldn't work
for free either
On a no show appointment I lose money, and would have turned down another booking
I do find when deposits are paid gents turn up
When I made the decision to see over 35's, I had 1 month where 17 gents under 35 did not show ....
now you do the maths then tell me you wouldn't do the same

.... and finally your complaining because I choose to give away free 1700 photos
on adultwork? Really ? you know the answer to that .... don't look

Please feel free to call to book a meet you maybe surprised what naughty sexy fun
we can have

Anna x

[courtesanannabel]

Good afternoon all just browsing aw and twitter and came across this WG does anyone actually pay to go and pump her from what I've read it seems like she's only intrested in serving tea and cakes and charging a small fortune see attached picture this has just made me feel a tad sick.

I get she me appeal to some but I just don't get how she charges so much and doesn't have a dusty phone that been said she's very active on twitter constantly so maybe the phone is gathering cobwebs.

Sorry for my little rant but I just don't get what she's about or understand how anyone would pay her rates to sit and drink tea.

Admin if this sort of post isn't allowed I apologise in  advance and feel free to delete if I've crossed the line.

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Thank you for your post
I did have reply to your comment on my twitter activity,
I can honestly say never had criticism for posting lots of free nice & naughty photos
.... if you don't want free and wish to see very naughty explicitly 4800 photos then do
phone and I will give you the code complimentary to my private pics

Anna

[cueball]

   WELCOME TO THE AV TEAROOMS

   Where  all the old boys that have  got too old to Punt anymore gather on an afternoon to reminisce about the good old days there's fishy and Cueball  swigging the Darjeeling and who should come through the door,   mind your head tallboy shouts Turtle Z  Who turns to wave at the three lads in the corner Yorkshire Hull and Soft  Who are playing a quick game of poker with medium Joe.  He'd  stolen  the cards from Tricks  whilst he wasn't looking ,  then there is a big cheer from Steve Dave and Tommy AJ as they see  Victoria coming in with plates of sandwiches she's still nimble on her feet but gets goosed as  she passes cueball,  he's just arrived after dodging the border patrols .

     I leave it to the natural comedians amongst you  to continue the saga   Joe

Great post... love it 

On a serious note.... I don't mind the occasional roly poley romp with an enthusiastic porker but for 170 quid on the hour, that's a bit too rich. Even if her wrong un was on the menu 

[Tommyaj]

Thank you all for comments

Maybe I need to explain a little more of my services
as some of you don't appear to have grasped the concept
Let me see if I can answer some of your questions 

I am an Escort, that's plainly obvious -
just because I don't give extreme detail that I fuck, suck, give oral
(all safe & protected) doesn't mean it's not included at a meet
there are many things ticked I offer, and it comes down to three basic things
I don't do anal, anything without protection and Doggy position ( as its uncomfy)

there seems to be some reason you comment on tea & cakes ....
let me expand for you ....
I meet older gents, not many ladies do, mainly between 45 - 80
now imagine your 70, nervous, first time, perhaps widowed .... are you
going to turn up, strip off and perform like your a Pornstar ?

The brief chat & cup of tea relaxes most gents in this situation,
then we can have naughty sexy fun ...

I don't profess to please everyone, it's not possible - there are plenty of
ladies out there to please every gents taste, budget, fetishes

If I don't push your buttons that's fine, as I said plenty of ladies out there that do
but would appreciate the you keeping your comments to yourself

I do appreciate concerns on leaving a deposit, let me explain
If you are self employed then I am sure you understand why
as you can imagine I get many calls/texts/mails a day and unfortunately a few timewasters
I run a business, and it's about making a profit, I don't do it for nothing and you wouldn't work
for free either
On a no show appointment I lose money, and would have turned down another booking
I do find when deposits are paid gents turn up
When I made the decision to see over 35's, I had 1 month where 17 gents under 35 did not show ....
now you do the maths then tell me you wouldn't do the same

.... and finally your complaining because I choose to give away free 1700 photos
on adultwork? Really ? you know the answer to that .... don't look

Please feel free to call to book a meet you maybe surprised what naughty sexy fun
we can have

Anna x

Errm excuse me but I think you will find this a forum for punters to air and review working ladies as yourself.

So as for the comment asking me to keep my comments to myself I think you will find I'm quite in my rights to air my views and opinions on here.

Simples if you don't like it love dont come looking on here for it or alternatively dont go plastering yourself all over the tinternet and twitter !!!

Tommy

[mrfishyfoo]

........never gone through with it as prices sky high and a very limited likes list.

Fuck me I had to look didn't I. 

£170 ph for what ??  No CIM, no anal no fuck all worth paying that sort of money IMHO. Even the blow jobs covered. 

Complete piss take if you ask me when I consider that I can have a lass half her age and half her size that will take a load in her mouth after I've fucked her arse.

Each to their own. 

[courtesanannabel]

Fuck me I had to look didn't I. 

£170 ph for what ??  No CIM, no anal no fuck all worth paying that sort of money IMHO. Even the blow jobs covered. 

Complete piss take if you ask me when I consider that I can have a lass half her age and half her size that will take a load in her mouth after I've fucked her arse.

Each to their own. 

Hmmm little confused ? Guess your wanking at my photos on adultwork and
not reading profile ... included is full sex, all covered
As for rate please advise what you think is acceptable in a 5* busy business but discreet hotel
in central London ?

[courtesanannabel]

Errm excuse me but I think you will find this a forum for punters to air and review working ladies as yourself.

So as for the comment asking me to keep my comments to myself I think you will find I'm quite in my rights to air my views and opinions on here.

Simples if you don't like it love dont come looking on here for it or alternatively dont go plastering yourself all over the tinternet and twitter !!!

Tommy

Thanks for reply
Please do comment - maybe try constructive comments, you would be surprised how far that gets you
I didn't realise you didn't want replies to your posts from the ladies your writing about ?
only correcting wrong information on several comments

But thanks for mentioning me,appreciate it

[Mountain Goat]

Agree MrFF - that's why I have not bothered, never spent £170 ph on a WG, and then she comes on here with this

but would appreciate the you keeping your comments to yourself

er, this is a forum for sharing views and information about WG's...

[Tricks]

   WELCOME TO THE AV TEAROOMS

   Where  all the old boys that have  got too old to Punt anymore gather on an afternoon to reminisce about the good old days there's fishy and Cueball  swigging the Darjeeling and who should come through the door,   mind your head tallboy shouts Turtle Z  Who turns to wave at the three lads in the corner Yorkshire Hull and Soft  Who are playing a quick game of poker with medium Joe.  He'd  stolen  the cards from Tricks  whilst he wasn't looking ,  then there is a big cheer from Steve Dave and Tommy AJ as they see  Victoria coming in with plates of sandwiches she's still nimble on her feet but gets goosed as  she passes cueball,  he's just arrived after dodging the border patrols .

     I leave it to the natural comedians amongst you  to continue the saga   Joe

HaHa How did you I'd had my cards stolen? The cunt bought an iphone with my visa

[mediumjoe]

Hi Tricks, wrong cards but sorry to hear, you could always try ringing him up, lol .  Joe

  Ps  perhaps he wanted a punting phone ,  thieving bastard .

[Turtle Z]

Please feel free to call to book a meet you maybe surprised what naughty sexy fun
we can have

Anna x

Guys, trust me when I say you'll be surprised that you don't actually get any 'naughty sexy fun'. This woman is in my top three worst ever punting experiences and it makes me laugh that she has the fucking cheek to come on here touting her services.  Doesn't like he tits touched, doesn't like doggy, in fact doesn't like any sexual positions as I remember and does as much as she possibly can to waste time on 'chatting'. Well, I wasn't remotely nervous, nor did i need putting at ease but I still got the chat.  Take my advice and avoid this woman at all costs!

[Tommyaj]

Guys, trust me when I say you'll be surprised that you don't actually get any 'naughty sexy fun'. This woman is in my top three worst ever punting experiences and it makes me laugh that she has the fucking cheek to come on here touting her services.  Doesn't like he tits touched, doesn't like doggy, in fact doesn't like any sexual positions as I remember and does as much as she possibly can to waste time on 'chatting'. Well, I wasn't remotely nervous, nor did i need putting at ease but I still got the chat.  Take my advice and avoid this woman at all costs!

Turtle Z I've never met the lady and have no intention of meeting her but can just tell with her miss p☆☆sy pants pretentious condescending profile her service is terrible she seems to come across as she's of great importance and better than anyone else and far exceeds her fee of £170 p/h.

When in reality she's an overpriced has been escort touting her flange all over the Internet trading on tea and cakes and chatting to while away the time while she's robbing us poor souls of £170.

So Anna there it is from the horses mouth so to speak someone who's punted with you telling it like it is you where fast enough to come on here yesterday to defend yourself but you seem to have gone abit quiet now !!

Tommy

[Tommyaj]

Thanks for reply

only correcting wrong information on several comments

But thanks for mentioning me,appreciate it

Your more than welcome for the reply !!

So what wrong information are you correcting Anna ??

Refer to Turtle Z 's post no better form of information from someone who has had a booking with you.

And as for the mention you are more than welcome it is Christmas after all and by the sound of things it looks like you need all the help you can get.

Tommy x

[Turtle Z]

Turtle Z I've never met the lady and have no intention of meeting her but can just tell with her miss p☆☆sy pants pretentious condescending profile her service is terrible she seems to come across as she's of great importance and better than anyone else and far exceeds her fee of £170 p/h.

When in reality she's an overpriced has been escort touting her flange all over the Internet trading on tea and cakes and chatting to while away the time while she's robbing us poor souls of £170.

So Anna there it is from the horses mouth so to speak someone who's punted with you telling it like it is you where fast enough to come on here yesterday to defend yourself but you seem to have gone abit quiet now !!

Tommy

Yes, she's mentioned on another thread here relating to WG's who are up their own arses. Your assessment is absolutely spot on Tommy; she's very good at marketing herself but the reality is that she's a shit service provider who doesn't even like sex and tries to take punters money for the 'pleasure' of her company. She's fucking deluded but more importantly, she hopes her marketing snares punters who are equally deluded.

I saw a mature WG out Boston way a couple of years back who used to do threesomes with this idiot. I told her I'd seen her ex 'colleague' and she asked in an amused tone, "so you wouldn't go back then?" "Not if she paid me", I replied. "No, very few ever do" she replied.

[Turtle Z]

she did a tour to Manchester a while ago and I was tempted by those huge tits but she wanted a deposit so that's a non starter in my book !!

I think she has to tour now as she's pissed everyone off locally 

[Tommyaj]

I think she has to tour now as she's pissed everyone off locally 

I did wonder if that's why she tours so much as she's rinsed everyone local to her.

As for rate please advise what you think is acceptable in a 5* busy business but discreet hotel
in central London ?

And as for the above comment that she put on here does this apply when she's working out of Doncaster ??

She's one very deluded person indeed...

[Turtle Z]

   WELCOME TO THE AV TEAROOMS

   Where  all the old boys that have  got too old to Punt anymore gather on an afternoon to reminisce about the good old days there's fishy and Cueball  swigging the Darjeeling and who should come through the door,   mind your head tallboy shouts Turtle Z  Who turns to wave at the three lads in the corner Yorkshire Hull and Soft  Who are playing a quick game of poker with medium Joe.  He'd  stolen  the cards from Tricks  whilst he wasn't looking ,  then there is a big cheer from Steve Dave and Tommy AJ as they see  Victoria coming in with plates of sandwiches she's still nimble on her feet but gets goosed as  she passes cueball,  he's just arrived after dodging the border patrols .

     I leave it to the natural comedians amongst you  to continue the saga   Joe

Welcome to Annabels Tearoom

TZ on seeing what's been served decides a complaint is in order… Excuse Miss Annabel. I’d like to make a complaint!

Why, is something wrong with your cream tea?

Well yes, he replies, I was very specific with my order.

I wanted an open ham sandwich with mayonnaise inside as I like to stick my toungue in and lick the mayonnaise out before gorging on the ham. You’ve served me a dry crusty old bap with spam inside. What’s worse is I can’t even seem to get the wrapper off.  “Oh, you’re not meant to get the wrapper off, replies Annabel.”  You’re meant to take it home and imagine what a nice ham sandwich it could have been.

Well what about the Muffins, I reply? I enjoy a couple of  big muffins after my Ham sandwich but these are also poorly packaged? In what way, asks Miss Annabel?   Well says TZ, these boxes only open from the bottom so as soon as you open the box these muffins immediately hit  the floor!

Ah, yes says Miss Annabel, the boxes are designed in such a way so as to stop you eating the muffins and getting fat.  Plus we hope that you’ll keep coming back in the hope of one day actually getting to eat a muffin.

Thanks for clarifying, replies TZ, but in future I’ll be lunching at Macdonalds!

[Tommyaj]

Welcome to Annabels Tearoom

TZ on seeing what's been served decides a complaint is in order… Excuse Miss Annabel. I’d like to make a complaint!

Why, is something wrong with your cream tea?

Well yes, he replies, I was very specific with my order.

I wanted an open ham sandwich with mayonnaise inside as I like to stick my toungue in and lick the mayonnaise out before gorging on the ham. You’ve served me a dry crusty old bap with spam inside. What’s worse is I can’t even seem to get the wrapper off.  “Oh, you’re not meant to get the wrapper off, replies Annabel.”  You’re meant to take it home and imagine what a nice ham sandwich it could have been.

Well what about the Muffins, I reply? I enjoy a couple of  big muffins after my Ham sandwich but these are also poorly packaged? In what way, asks Miss Annabel?   Well says TZ, these boxes only open from the bottom so as soon as you open the box these muffins immediately hit  the floor!

Ah, yes says Miss Annabel, the boxes are designed in such a way so as to stop you eating the muffins and getting fat.  Plus we hope that you’ll keep coming back in the hope of one day actually getting to eat a muffin.

Thanks for clarifying, replies TZ, but in future I’ll be lunching at Macdonalds!

Haha brilliant Turtle absolutely brilliant I'm almost wetting myself laughing

Could this be a new way of reviewing ??

[Turtle Z]

Haha brilliant Turtle absolutely brilliant I'm almost wetting myself laughing

Could this be a new way of reviewing ??

Since I didn't review at the time,  consider it a fond retrospective 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Can't stand hookers that insist on calling themselves 'courtesans'.

Judging by her pictures she looks like a right fat old cunt, who would be highly fortunate to get a shag in real life.

[cueball]

Brilliant, both Joe and tz had me genuinely laughing out loud 

[Tricks]

Can't stand hookers that insist on calling themselves 'courtesans'.

Judging by her pictures she looks like a right fat old cunt, who would be highly fortunate to get a shag in real life.

+1
I don't even look a profile if it has that word.....I can't even bring myself to write it

[Tommyaj]

Maybe Fatanna should Google the meaning of that word Tricks.

She's gone awfully quite now maybe she's catching up on her much needed beauty sleep seen as she was replying on here in the small hours.

Or could she be busy doing that spot of admin she likes to tweet about oh so often ??

[Turtle Z]

Maybe Fatanna should Google the meaning of that word Tricks.

She's gone awfully quite now maybe she's catching up on her much needed beauty sleep seen as she was replying on here in the small hours.

Or could she be busy doing that spot of admin she likes to tweet about oh so often ??

I wonder if she'll tweet a link to this thread?

[Ali Katt]

I've been tempted as love a MILF and those tits... however never gone through with it as prices sky high and a very limited likes list.

Pretty much this. I can remember when she was £130 an hour and I thought that looked like too much. She can charge what she wants and run her business anyway she wants, but what is coming across is she doesn't have a chip on her shoulder more like a bag of McCains.

I would love know why she doesn't like men touching those big baps. Come on Annabel let's hear the reason why.

[Turtle Z]

I would love know why she doesn't like men touching those big baps. Come on Annabel let's hear the reason why.

Wouldn't that be construed as sexual contact? The fact that she's not remotely interested in sex might contain your answer... Bizarre given that she's a sex worker.

 I suspect she wouldn't know a good fuck if it, well, fucked her!

[Tommyaj]

I wonder if she'll tweet a link to this thread?

I very much doubt it

I think she'll be to busy rinsing the silver surfers over in Cyprus while she's on her Xmas hols !!

[Turtle Z]

There you go, I thought I'd commented on this 'lady' relatively recently...

I know this resurrecting an old thread but this womans services are just fucking awful. She doesn't like kissing, doesn't like doggy, doesn't even like her tits  being touched (Yes really, which is a shitter considering they're possibly the prime reason to book this woman), in fact I'm sure she isn't actually that keen on handling cocks unless under these circumstances...

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I remember I had a couple of bookings with a WG who briefly worked with Annabel and even she joked that all her clients are new because no one ever goes back. She likes dressing up and making tea so unless you're interested in chasing her round the bedroom with a bit of Benny Hill music playing in the background you should avoid at all costs. Fuck me, I notice she's touring, perhaps this post should be placed on other boards to save punters wasting their money.

[Desimonic]

 HAHA  to TZ

[courtesanannabel]

Thank you all for taking your time to reply

Could I ask, do you ever say anything nice
about any WG as all your posts appear
to be very critical 

out of curiousity what would she have
look like, what should her rate be ? what ideally
would you want her too offer you ?

btw it is after all the season of goodwill
Happy Christmas to you all



 

[courtesanannabel]

I would love to reply to all your posts but what's the
point, whatever I say and other WG say
you will still find something to have a go about

I did think at first you may appreciate a reply to your posts
as I didn't see many ladies replying to comments about themselves,
but can see why they don't now

Our job as escorts is hard enough without you
making it anymore difficult

I have tried to be nice & friendly and none of you have
had the decency to reciprocate
so I can't be bothered to reply again





 


















 

[Turtle Z]

Our job as escorts is hard enough without you
making it anymore difficult

Yes, and our leisure time as punters is hard enough without prossies like you making it more difficult!

[Tommyaj]

I would love to reply to all your posts but what's the
point, whatever I say and other WG say
you will still find something to have a go about

I did think at first you may appreciate a reply to your posts
as I didn't see many ladies replying to comments about themselves,
but can see why they don't now

Our job as escorts is hard enough without you
making it anymore difficult

I have tried to be nice & friendly and none of you have
had the decency to reciprocate
so I can't be bothered to reply again

You are clearly taking time out to tell us your not replying and responding when you have taken the time to tell us your not replying and responding ??

And Annabel here's a thought for you dear if you find it difficult been an escort then.....give it up !!

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[cueball]

Could I ask, do you ever say anything nice
about any WG as all your posts appear
to be very critical 
 

Why don't you like your tits touching?

[Tommyaj]

FML is nowhere on the internet safe from this lady !!!

What with her plastering herself all over twitter instagram and probably anywhere else she can stick her lardy arsed photos.

Now she's on fecking YouTube

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God give me strength...viewer discretion is advised

The woman is meant to be sipping champers and looking provocative....she looks more like Elsie Partridge darn our local club on Saturday neet supping pints of Johns then having some sort of stroke.

Give it up love it's not sexy in the slightest !!

[Turtle Z]

Give it up love it's not sexy in the slightest !!

Just to reinforce the point, here's a couple more in her granny pants...

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[mediumjoe]

 Well she certainly doesn't do it for me!  And those talons/claws  particularly on the first one christ I wouldn't want those anywhere near my dick.  Still, horses for courses she probably appeals to somebody out there. Joe

[Tommyaj]

Just to reinforce the point, here's a couple more in her granny pants...

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Oh my days theres somethings I really wish I could unsee and them vids are right up there...

Turtle Z your forgetting there not there not granny pants old chap there vintage and retro undies....vintage and retro my arse there fuckin horrendous and massively big to hide her huge belly and saggy arse !!!

[Babu]

Just to reinforce the point, here's a couple more in her granny pants...

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Nice hangers for an old bird but her fanny is buried underneath that huge gut

[Tommyaj]

Nice hangers for an old bird but her fanny is buried underneath that huge gut

Nice hangers they may be but by all accounts she's hates having them touched infact she apperntly isn't too keen on any sexual interaction...

[Ali Katt]

Nice hangers they may be but by all accounts she's hates having them touched infact she apperntly isn't too keen on any sexual interaction...

Wouldn't mind sticking my cock in between them it would look like a pink limo driving inbetween two valleys.

[Tommyaj]

Wouldn't mind sticking my cock in between them it would look like a pink limo driving inbetween two valleys.

Haha love it...

Go on Ali Katt TOFTT and report back...she does absolutely zero for me even with that big pair of hangers I think Tommy's little man would definitely struggle to rise the occasion.

[Turtle Z]

Haha love it...

Go on Ali Katt TOFTT and report back...she does absolutely zero for me even with that big pair of hangers I think Tommy's little man would definitely struggle to rise the occasion.

She's definitely put on some timber since I saw her a few years back and I'd not be interested either now, even if I didn't know what I already know, which is that she is a terrible service provider.