My first review in ages and yes, it's a negative.
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External Link/Members OnlyTo cut a long bloody story short, I dropped the other half off to do some shopping in the bull ring and needed a quick punt before picking her up again.
I decided on 'Vivian' for two reasons, the earlier review and that she was conveniently only about 5 mins away.
Comms: Excellent, until I got there - more on that at the end. It's someone else you'll be talking/texting to though, a maid perhaps.
Appearance: Straight off the bat - this girl is not the girl in the pictures. The girl I saw is one million percent a different girl - this group has a track record of b&s and I knew that before going. This girl is about a size 10, is heavily tattooed, a redhead, about 5ft 5 tall and wears glasses. She's kind of pretty in a girl next door way, but not a knockout stunner.
Location: about a stones throw from Digbeth police station in the centre of Birmingham.
The punt started off by the usual exchange of wonga, followed by her disappearing to stash it. Once she was back I attempted some small talk but she wasn't having any of it. I was already stripped and she was stark bollock naked from the time she opened the front door, so we hop onto the bed. From here it was pretty shite if I'm being honest. The two highlights of the punt were playing with her huge false tits and her all too brief blowjob, which lasted a grand total of 2 minutes - it was a really good two minutes though!!
The sex.........If I had to describe it in one word it would be 'robotic'. She seemed to have a pre-planned routine that she was following - if I suggested a position, she decline and offer up another, but after a few mins she'd then offer up the position I'd asked for earlier - weird. She also used so much lube that no matter how hard I pounded I couldn't feel a thing. I eventually came in mish whilst squeezing the life out of those tits. There was also no DFK - I didn't ask, but when I was about to cum, I moved closer to her and she moved away thinking I was going for a kiss.
By the time I left and got back to my car I'd been gone 19 mins, I know this because I checked the time on the pay and display ticket.
Back to the comms.......initially all texts to set the meet were free flowing and prompt. Once I got to the area, I was made to wait in my car for 30 mins before I was texted the apartment number, that too was only after I sent a couple of pissed off texts. This on a day when there was a massive police presence in the area due to the villa v blues game. Also, I'm sure I passed the previous punter on the way out - if that was the case, she definitely didn't look she'd showered afterwards! I consciously didn't suck her tits or engage in any reverse oral because of this.
B.
