English-Lauren.xx-Wolverhampton ***AVOID***

[zack88]

English.Lauren.xx  AVOID AVOID AVOID

Location -Wolverhampton
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Time booked- 30mins

One of the worst punt of my life.  Decided to TOFTT but never again !

Comm..
Called up sweet girly voice answered the call. Would be ready in 20minutes as just had a shower. But was kept hanging when I reached the site. Her excuse I was 5 minutes late. Doesn't make sense ! that should've given her more time to get readyAfter 3 calls and and 30mins I got to meet her.

Visit-
Went up to her floor. Met her, nice figure about 8 tattoos all over her body, blue coloured hair. Good looking to say the least. Tried to get paperwork out of the way, found out she wasn't gonna do full service as she didnt have condoms ! Her excuse was she is allergic to latex condoms and her friends gone to fetch some. (who btw never arrived whilst I was there). Fine by this time i was super horny, so wasn't gonna go away, anyways, decided to go ahead with massage and oral. Had to haggle on price as it wasn't full service. Big turn off but had to do it. All the while very neutral face no smile or anything. Looked disinteresed and not bothered.

Experience
Asked if she french kissed on phone she said yes but when started kissing one peck and barrage of excuses. so No DFK. Turn Off. Started off with the massage, which was basically moving her hands on my back. Not skilled at all. asked her to kiss my body. kissed once then got excuses again ! By this time I was discouraged, i knew this was gonna be shit punt. Then got down to oral... it was mechanical, no technique or interest. Little fella would barely stand coz of the let down but eventually popped off highly disappointed by all the events that occured.
I have never been disappointed in this way in my life by an escort. Even the worst ones have at least done full service but never gonna go to a english escort ever again. Too much of pride, ego and tantrums with these bitches.

Would love to hear if anyone else had similar or different experience.

[Rockhead]

This and previous reviews show Lauren to be somewhere between unreliable and a total bloody nightmare.

Sorry you had a shit time, but if it's any comfort you've probably saved quite a few of us from doing the same - because she does look good. Thanks for the review.

[Jawbreak]

Removed from HL .. such a shame as she does look so hot on her profile pics

[pussyhunter79]

About 2 years ago i had an appointment with Lauren, i drove to Wolverhampton got to the location and called her, she didnt answer the fone. I left it 5 minutes rang again still no answer, 5 minutes later i tried ringing again and her fone was turned off, i sent her a text explaining that couldnt hang around any longer and drove away.

The next day i checked into AW to find she had left me feedback saying i was drunk (i never drink at all), abusive (i find the idea of being abusive to women repulsive), and i arrived an hour late, i had never even met her!! Even though i disputed it no lady would book an appointment with me at all.

Lauren is a complete nightmare, the worst lady i have ever encountered in 17 years of punting

[curry]

She used to work in a parlour in a run down house in Bilston. I did see her there once or twice (its been so long i cant remember) Her service was ok she is (was) rather fit then and had a nice body this is going back at least 4 years.

[Dellboy]

She used to work in a parlour in a run down house in Bilston. I did see her there once or twice (its been so long i cant remember) Her service was ok she is (was) rather fit then and had a nice body this is going back at least 4 years.

Links states she is now in Preston!