External Link/Members OnlyI've been a lurker on here for a few years and have met a fair few girls but never did a review, so here is my first
I've a few "likes" and one of them are mature professional women who come off sophisticated but are in reality very naughty - which from this add I believed I'd be getting.
After a few phone calls including being hung up on - a time was agreed - I had the feeling the lady in question is a little suspicious from the way she spoke and she also asked me to park by a phone box before given further instructions - this also put me on edge, but for £70 for a sexy (from the pics) older Lady I thought I'd take the risk.
In driving to Caerphilly I parked by the phone box and was told directions in order to get to her home, I was also told to walk a certain way in order to not drawer attention to the neighbours.
I approached the house and could see a blonde Lady from a distance waving me to come into the side door.
On entering the house it's a valley chic house with a lot of things that look nice but more than likely didn't cost a whole lot, clean and tidy.
The woman is definitely not the woman in the pictures, and if they are her pictures they are at least 10/15 years old and that's being kind.
She had a long silk robe on with stockings and heels, lots of jewellery and black French underwear, gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked me to join her upstairs. At this point I was thinking oh god, but as I was there, it was only £70, she isn't terrible looking and I hadn't had sex in a long while I thought I'd go for it.
Into the bedroom which is just a bed with a huge mirrored wardrobe to one side, the money is given and she leaves the room, referring back to being on edge from her
nervousness in direction and phone manner I thought will I get jumped now, but she returned and dropped her robe.
Again this reaffirmed she isn't the woman in the pics, she has a decent older woman body but it does look like she's been through the wars a little, I'm not that fussy so it didn't put me off too much but was dissapointing.
She has a decent face, nothing what I though from the pics and dyed blonde hair with darker roots, make up, I can imagine a guy in his 50s or 60s thinking they had won the lottery if they had this woman as a wife, but as a 29 year old who appreciates olfer ladies she wouldn't have turned my head.
Also I'm a young looking 29 year old so not sure if this made her a little uneasy but she basically told me to get naked and it was fairly robotic.
Started with a no oil massage, I could feel the warmth of her pussy on my legs as she did it, asked me to turn over and I wasn't even close to half hard, played with it a little then gave me owo lots of eye contact and dirty talk and telling me to watching her suck my cock in the mirror.
I asked her to take her bra off which she did, and again the pics aren't hers or are very old, as her boobs look like a bad boob job and the boobs in the ad pics are very nice looking.
I felt her breasts to try get me going but they were hard as a rock and didn't do anything from me.
Asked her to get on top, which she did after putting on thr condom and her pussy was soaking, lots of grinding and pumping and telling me to suck her nipples hard, this was probably the highlight as she seemed to be enjoying it which is important to me as if the lady isn't enjoying it, it knocks my confidence.
Her face was bright red at this stage, lots of heavy breathing - I asked to switch to missionary
This is kind of where she either lost interest or was a very good actress, I slid it in and started to pump away, I asked to kiss and she would only peck me, which is pointless so I kissed her neck, racking my back etc
Then I slowed down which caused her to thrust herself on my cock from below as if she was trying her hardest to make me Cum, saying I love young cock, come on baby give me your Cum etc which I find more funny than a turn on.
As she is doing this I ask for 69, she seems a little miffed but does it, condom comes off and the oral feels alot better this time, her pussy was a little meaty but she tasted top notch.
Second condom on, and she starts to thrust again which was really annoying me, to the point I thought she wants me to go, so I went as hard and rough as I could and came.
She made orgasming noises as I rocked as I came holding me tight, and I just thought this is so awkward.
Cleaned me off and had a little cuddle, put my clothes on and we had a chat way past my booking time about all different aspects other than escorting, and I thought oh she's actually a decent woman.
I definitely wouldn't go back again, and she isn't the woman in the pictures but she is a decent looking woman in her mid 50s at a guess.
I think from the way she acted maybe she is cautious and jaded so tries to get things going and over with asap but the more we spoke the more nicer she became and was no rush for me to go after maybe she realised I was a decent enough guy. But for £70 you can't really expect miracles.
Face 5/10
Body 6/10
Personality 5/10
Location 7/10
