Hi guys,
External Link/Members OnlyFirst review for me but I felt that I owe it to the ukp community to share my experience as so many others have helped me.
I'll start by saying now that this punt was absolutely shit.
BlondeGirlfriend or Kate as she calls herself has moderate English. Enough to explain and understand small things. She does have quite a sexy voice and I can confirm it was her that I was speaking to on the phone.
Arranging a booking was easy and hassle free. I even put in a custom clothing request which she did oblige. Although strangely, on the way to meet with her, she asked me to grab her some fast food as she hadn't eaten all day. I thought it was a bit cheeky but I felt it wasn't an issue really.
Arrived at her place and Kate answered the door. To be fair, she is very gorgeous. She isn't at all petite but isn't large either. A happy medium if you will! To be honest, The only thing that led me to meet with this woman was her ass. For that she doesn't disappoint. It's big, beautiful and round but also very firm. An ass worshipers dream!
After exchanging a kiss along with some small talk, into the bedroom I went. She later followed with a bottle of mouthwash for me to use in the bathroom. I was already fresh but I don't mind rinsing again for the woman's peace of mind. I thought it was quite professional of her. I liked that. She also requested that I wash my hands. During the short time we had already spent together there were a few gentle touches and kisses along with her teasing me with her body. Up until this point I was quite enjoying her company.
After services were confirmed, I gave her her money. She asked to see my body so I stripped naked. This is where things started to go sour.
She said I smelt but I didn't see how that was possible as I had just showered. As my own enjoyment is based on the willingness of the escort it stands to reason that I'm going to be clean so she is more willing. I didn't really want to have another shower but again I don't mind proving my cleanliness if it improves the quality of the encounter.
She watched me in the shower the whole time whilst making sexual remarks and teasing. This was quite enjoyable thinking back. When I got out she rubbed me down, dried me off and we went into the bedroom. She grabs a bottle of something from the bedside table and puts some in my hand. I thought it was lube or something at first but it turns out it was hand sanitizer. I just got out of the shower and she wants me to use hand sanitizer?! She used some on herself as well.
This is where I got quite pissed off. She pulls me back into the bathroom saying something like "We have small problem". She pulls back my foreskin saying there is a problem. Next thing I know she's showing me images of HPV on google images. I'm like wtf? She's pointing at the veins on my dick whilst saying her brother is a doctor and that it just means she will only do oral with a condom. I wasn't exactly thinking clearly at the time but upon reflecting on it this was obviously a complete bullshit excuse to just not give oral without. By the way, just because a family member of yours is a doctor that doesn't make you one. I personally don't mind oral with although I was quite pissed at this point. I should've left then and there. For the record, even if I did have HPV, I certainly would not be putting another human being at risk.
Don't want this review going on too long so I'll just illustrate points.
The sex wasn't too bad although it seemed like she kept putting herself in positions where I couldn't fuck her properly. As if she was intentionally making it awkward for me. And it also felt like she kept tensing her pussy to get me to cum quicker. She still got a good slamming regardless of all this. Her body is nice though. Especially her ass. Her pussy felt good too.
Her oral wasn't great however it wasn't bad either. I felt that she could've made a better effort though. Her ball sucking was great. Probably enjoyed that more than the oral.
She didn't seem that enthusiastic during sex. Barely moaned and kept making bullshit small talk? Tried to kiss her and all that she allowed was small pecks. I explained that we agreed she'd french kiss but she just stared at me? The kissing did get a bit better as the sex went on but it was just another disappointment.
At one point I was sitting on the floor with her sticking her ass in my face. When she noticed I was barebottomed she ran and grabbed a towel for me to sit on. Muttering something about bacteria, my ass and the carpet. Like wtf? I got the impression this woman is a complete germaphobe however it slowly became more and more evident over the course of the punt.
The negatives had clearly outweighed the positives for this one. I feel that if she adjusted her attitude a bit and wasn't such a clean freak it would have been extremely enjoyable.
I did eventually cum whilst banging her. At this punt the hour was basically over and she wasted no time at all in letting me know that I had to leave. I did see her shower immediately after we finished. I imagine she felt a sense of complete urgency to rid her pristine body of my dirty welsh bacteria?!?!
I've had worse but I've also had a lot, lot better. I would personally not recommend this escort.
I've moved on from it now but felt the need to share my experience to save others the time and money.
happy punting guys.
