First off don't waste your money with this one.
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External Link/Members OnlyPerhaps scratches up as my worst punt of the year.
Comms were good as the lady on the phone spoke perfect English and sounded sexy as hell I was adamant this was Isabella but now realise it was the receptionist, who wasn't all that.
Sent text to a venue in Strange town, went through my punting ritual and off I toddled.
Front door was open so straight up to the flat, it was pretty clean and fresh but I noticed a bottle of that cuticura hand gel, which weird prossies rub over your knackers in a strange cleansing process, that was when I thought should I leave, but in walked Isabella. Her profile photos are accurate and she has a tiny petite body, with those big fake globes sticking out. I won't lie my Cock took over and decided I was going to stay and fuck. Paid her 60 notes, that's 59 more pounds than what she's worth. Asked to strip.
The meetingShe didn't talk much and had a distant persona, reminded me of parlor girls, I asked questions and had one worded responses.
Asked about kissing and Anal, which her answer was No comprende, she did not understand. I lay down on the bed, my cock has never been more flacid, she then took my hands and applied the cuticura hand gel. Next up was my cock and balls which took a good smothering I told her not too much gel, but she just ignored me and went into robot mode, now bear in mind when I initially stripped she made a nice comment like very clean man, and so she should have as I'd literally had a long shower 15 minutes prior to this meet.
After she had wiped the gel off she tried to wrap my floppy soft dick into a condom. I started to write the negative review in my head as she put my bellend in her mouth and sloshed it around like she was sucking a gob stopper. It was shit, I tried to initiate face fucking but she would just say no. I did eventually get hard and without warning she climbed on board and started to ride me. This was the only good part of the punt, she constantly told me to fuck her hard which I did and some, but was just finding her more unattractive the more I fucked her, weird sex face, strange ripples over her body, looked like a bad fake tan. We then moved into doggy which to be fair she does have a petite little ass, and I did give it a good hard shafting. Turned her over in mish and by now I was thinking of better ways I could have spent my money, new trainers, a nice meal somewhere Tattooed Sophie !!!
After a few minutes I did manage to cum , I got off her she handed me 2 wet wipes and told me she has another customer in 5 minutes, in other words get the Fack outta here.
To Summarize.
This woman must be in her late 40s and was overly enhanced, her tan job was awful and her service would shame a lot of Bad Romanian providers. If she was half decent I would go and, see her mate Blonde Girlfriend, but I'm not gonna chance it now. On the bright side I can say I've plugged her and it was only 60 quid pissed down the plughole. Obviously everyone's experiences differ and YMMV but from my POV save your dough
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