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My 100th different WG – and what a way to bring up a century!
Summary in red at the bottomMiss Jade Fox eh? I’d noticed her a bit back on UKE and liked what I saw – she reminded me of the filthy little minx I’d always wanted to fuck – you just can’t beat a woman that exudes filth and to my mind, that’s what I saw in Jade. We’d exchanged a few PM’s previously on non-punting related topics and she came across pretty well. The only issue I saw was that she seemed to jet-set around the world and was based in Spain, so this looked a long-shot to say the least. Manchester’s a great place, but not massively high up on the ‘cities you must visit’ list so I didn’t think I’d get to see her.
Perusing her profile one evening I noticed her tours tab, clicked on it and looked longingly at the list of places she was thinking of visiting this year, Manchester being notable by its absence. Not happy. I also noticed that she’d added that if there’s anywhere you’d like her to visit she’d give it some thought. Well, if you don’t ask, you don’t get, so I cheekily sent her a PM to say if she did visit, I wouldn’t mind an hour with her. To my surprise she came back quickly and said she’d look into it. I didn’t think too much about it but she then suggested some dates and asked which hotels might be viable. I made a couple of suggestions and left it with her having asked for a date which suited me. Then a LONG wait as her visit wasn’t for a couple of months but in the meantime she posted the odd sexy pic on UKE which certainly kept me entertained, as well as exchanging the odd saucy PM. When I say saucy I understate the case a bit – we assured each other that the other was going to get fucked into next week. Don’t normally get involved in that sort of thing, but Jade seemed right up for it and I’ll always give as good as I get – more than! There were some sensible PM’s as well I have to say. My review of the TS I saw certainly amused her and she suggested getting her strap-on out. I suggested leaving it in her kit bag as the reminder made me wince....
Sadly a couple of weeks before Jade had to cancel her tour due to illness. I was absolutely gutted about it – I’m hardened to cancellations these days having had around a third of my punts go tits up this year, but this was one I’d really looked forward to. Jade said she would reschedule for later in the year so I put her in the autumn plan and carried on with what I was doing. Then I chanced upon a review of her and, needing to go on AW, clicked her profile link to save me typing. What’s this? Manchester – October has been added to her tours tab. Quicker than a flash, I PM’d her to try and get some dates if she had them and she replies pretty quickly with her plan – nothing booked yet, but I’ll get my oar in. I expected her to confirm dates pretty quickly as she’d be booking flights and so on but after a couple of weeks and less than a month to go I’d heard nothing. Another two weeks passed and still I’d heard nothing and I’d just about given up on it. Then, out of the blue, Jade contacted me with dates – a week later than she’d said but it actually suited me better, so I just told her the time and date I wanted and asked her to confirm once she’d booked in – I’d decided to go for an ‘early doors’ appointment – I fucking love sex first thing! She’s a good egg is Jade and you can say pretty much whatever you want to her as it doesn’t phase her – she sent a message about being filthy as fuck and I assured her I was going to fuck her brains out when we met. Given that it wasn’t too far away, I decided to give some thought as to service required.... I was quite specific about a couple of things and Jade had no issue with any of it. Fuck me I was looking forward to this one!
As I’m a bit of a stat’s freak, I keep track of all my punts in my punting spreadsheet. Due to having seen some girls a few times, duo’s, parties and the like, it’s a while since I passed the ‘100 rented hole’ mark and my 100th punt had been and gone, but my 100th different girl was getting close. I expected to reach that particular landmark in September but when a duo cancelled on me, it meant we went back a bit. As happened, it turned out Jade would help me bring up my century. I didn’t tell her about this until after the event as I didn’t want her to think she needed to do anything special for me, particularly as number 99 had been a pile of crap.
A bit of banter in the lead up and real butterflies the day before (this understates the case – I couldn’t settle at all), then a quick confirmation on the morning and I headed into Manchester, arriving in good time. I parked up and texted Jade – I was very early but I’d warned her I would be also telling her not to rush about on my account. She texted back pretty much straight away with the room number and told me she was ready, so off I went. I’d parked a little further away than planned and it seemed to take forever to get there. Anyway, once inside I’m familiar with the layout so I breezed past reception and straight to the lift. My nerves by now were playing merry hell with me and several floors up, unknown to me, Jade was pacing up and down as nervous as hell. I stepped out of the lift and headed for the room. I’d waited a long time for this and now, just the door separated the two of us. A quick knock, and a moment later, the door opens.....
I walked in and we both burst out laughing – honestly we were like two naughty teenagers. We quickly settled and Jade greeted me with a nice snog. She looked fabulous as well, Louboutins, black stockings, short PVC mini little white blouse and, of course, her glasses. Oh yes! Jade sorted a drink as I sorted out the money and then we were ready to roll. We kicked off with more DFK and hands wandering around and I could feel her pussy was nice and wet. Jade was soon undoing my pants to get the little fella out and once freed, she dropped to her knees for some cock sucking – DT is on her list and she certainly takes it all the way down – right down to your cock hinge. I let her get on with it, pushing my cock into her face whilst holding her head. Once or twice she released my cock and spat on it – my kind of BJ.
I pulled her back up for another round of DFK before she got on the bed. A bit more kissing and then I was heading south – I needed to get my mouth round her pussy. Nice little pair of black, lacy knickers I noticed as I pushed her legs into the air, Louboutins pointing at the ceiling. I pulled her knickers to one side and sank my tongue into her juicy little hole – clean, fresh and very edible. I continued with this for a bit and Jade seemed to be enjoying it. I decided I’d have a bit of fun at this stage – knickers stretched between legs is a favourite, so I pulled her knicks down and positioned them stretched between her ankle’s. An incredible view! Jade’s face smiling at me, framed between her knickers, legs, pussy and arsehole. Yeah, I were enjoying this alright. I delved in, my tongue probing her pussy and her arsehole – it’d be rude not to. I continued with this until another naughty thought entered my head. I pulled her knickers off completely, pushing her feet back so they were now round her ears and stuffed her knickers in her mouth, she didn’t flinch either, so I leant forward and gave her a kiss. Then back to the business of eating her ass and pussy whilst I had her in that position. And before we moved on, I pulled her knickers back out of her mouth and draped them across her face. Made her laugh and made me fucking horny. Perfect!
Moving on, I lay back and asked Jade to shed her bra, revealing her boobs. Yes, they’re fake but look pretty impressive and I had a quick suck on her nips for good measure. Then she grabbed some chocolate lube, anointed my cock and she got stuck in with another DT BJ, dribbling spit down on to my cock. She was kneeling at right angles to me so I could play with her pussy and I slowly moved her round until we’d got into 69 and my tongue once again was in and out of her pussy and arsehole as she continued sucking my cock. We continued with this for a bit until I needed to come up for air. We continued snogging on the bed knelt facing each other and I gave her clit a bit of a frigging until I got to the point where I needed to fuck her.
Jade applied the PPE to the little man, lay back on the bed and parted her legs invitingly. A nice session of mish as well, slowly to start with, grinding away whilst enjoying a bit more DFK then holding her legs apart (is there a better sight than fucking a girl, legs wide open, Louboutins pointing at the ceiling?) before I went for my usual – feet over my shoulders, legs held to my chest so I could give her a proper pounding and she took it like a good ‘un. She was uttering filth at me while I banged her as well, which always gets my brain in a tizz! I’d soon worked up a sweat so we had a quick drinks break....
Half time despatched and Jade reached over for her lipstick. We’d discussed beforehand that I wanted to practice my hand-writing, so she handed me her lippy and I wrote SLUT! in big capital letters on her chest (see UKE media for the pic) and asked her to tell me what she was. ‘I’m a filthy slut!’ came the reply. At this point she mounted me for a session of CG which felt great, me gripping her arse as she bounced up and down. Then into the squat position where she did the work for a bit before I held her off me slightly so I could fuck her from underneath. I gave her arse a slap and requested a move and she positioned herself on her back with her arse on the edge of the bed so I could plough her in standing mish. Done this once or twice recently and it’s become a bit of a favourite for me. Whilst I was banging away, Jade teased me about the TS I’d seen (the review was one she rather liked), calling me a dirty fucker for enjoying a bit of cock. Quite funny this little bit and a bit of a turn-on for me. On to doggy and I gripped her hips so I could fuck her properly but before long another idea popped into my head – I’d checked her stats on AW beforehand and decided she would be light enough for me to pick up. I asked her to kneel on the side of the bed with me stood facing her, worked my cock inside her and put my hands under her bum, slowly taking the weight until she could wrap her legs around me for an airborne fuck. Good fun but not that easy to do – we didn’t do it for long before we collapsed on to the bed laughing and Jade saying ‘Nobody’s fucked me like that for a while’. By now I was knackered, time was knocking on so we had another break – Jade took the SLUT pic before applying more lippy for the finale.
I lay back, Jade got between my legs and started to suck my cock again, making sure there was a nice ring of lippy around the base (reminding me to make sure I washed it all off when we were done). She took her time with it, not going to quickly and with the combination of deep hard sucking and a little bit of hand, I soon reached ‘the point’. I warned her I was about to cum and shot my load into her mouth. She brought me to a standstill, smiled at me and then headed in my direction – finishing off with a nice spunky snowball. Delicious! Once done, she just nipped south again to lick a bit of spillage off my tummy – much better than a wet wipe. We had a clean-up and then lay on the bed chatting for quite a while about this and that, some punting related and some other common interests as well as her going on UKE and posting the pic she’d taken – highly amusing! Off for a shower, dried, dressed and with a last snog, I was on my way.
Overall a great punt with a true professional . She’s a willing girl and took all my requests without any problem. She looks the business, she’s really friendly, easy to talk to and makes the booking fun as well as filthy – my sort of booking. Plenty of dirty talk throughout which I’d asked for. Great location for it as well – she likes her luxuries, which makes for a relaxing time for me. Yep, a high quality punt.
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – swanky hotel in Manchester which I know is a good venue, the reception being easily bypassed and no fucking key cards to deal with. Posh punters like me would be well suited. Generally uses decent hotels.
Comm’s – all good and all by PM on UKE, with Jade providing her phone number in good time. No issues with any of my requests. Attentive to detail as well – gave me a choice on the secretary outfit the day before to make sure she got it right. Excellent to deal with, no messing about.
WG – loads of pics on UKE so you’re in no doubt as to what you’re getting. The term ubermilf is a very good one – she’s exactly that. Filthy as fuck but once your business is complete she’s really down to earth. Slightly more petite than I’d imagined.
Services – MSTSIADPSE (My Secretary Thinks She Is A Dirty Porn Star Experience), DFK, sloppy OWO & DT, RO, Rimming both ways, Dirty talk, Mish, CG, Doggy and a BJ/HJ to facial finish with CIM and Snowball. All delivered with real confidence. Allowed me to write SLUT on her in red lipstick – bucket list item ticked. Absolute filth from start to finish – fucking great and just what I like.
Verdict – top drawer, particularly if you like a posh punt. If you want a filthy fuck with a fit-as-fuck milf, you won’t go wrong with Jade. Basically, what you see on her AW profile is exactly what she offers. I came away glowing which says it all. Would I see her again? Indeed I would. The only thing I forgot was my branding iron so I could stamp ‘Highly recommended by tcm!’ on her arse.tcm
