Fee: £230 / 1.5 hour
Although my punts with Francesca took place well over a year ago, I see a couple of recent reviews for her here, which sparked a few memories and compelled the new & improved fl0atab1lity to write a mixture of reviews - positive, neutral and negative
experiences for the benefit of UKP members.
My first visit was in July 2014. I opted for the 90 minute tantrika erotica session for a whopping £230. Why? Well it was mainly out of curiosity really, the glowing reports of her services on a [banned] massage forum but with just enough left to the imagination as to what is offered in this special
massage. Expectations were quite high as its the second most expensive session I'd ever had and a change from most, if not all of the previous ones.
I've copied and pasted the review I left for her on that other banned forum below, with additional relevant information at the bottom...
I'll start by saying it was probably the most sensual massage I'd had in terms of B2B at the time. For those wondering like me what is the real difference between this and other B2B sessions or providers are but don't want to splash out the cash to find out, it is unfortunately difficult to describe but I would say I have had only 2 similar sessions in terms of B2B massage which I would rate higher because I had a better connection with the masseuse and my earlier career sessions were more enjoyable as a whole. With Francesca, there were full body slides front & back, which took a good 30% of the session, she used her body weight very effectively and slowly to maximum effect. The key is using every part of her body including her pubic bone pressing into you, which for me anyway, gives great stimulation. On the flip, the front B2B was equally as good, which is where most other providers fall short, with a very restrictive B2B.
Positives aside for now, there were some negatives/neutrals that as a whole left me underwhelmed with the experience with no real desire to return. Firstly the location may be Bayswater but the block where the massage takes place and the flat itself was an old and run down council type of place. Not usually a problem, but the price should reflect the surroundings to an extent. It felt safe but not as expected so that was not the best start.
It would be interesting to understand what really defines 'tantric' and what really differentiates the tantrika erotica session I had from say just calling it an erotic massage. Some slow music playing? A few candles dotted around the room? Some tantric type objects placed in the room? A few scripted words in a softly spoken controlled voice to begin the session? Once you strip back these superficial things, it simply becomes an erotic massage but the words tantric give it a different feel, a more elite massage service, with ancient traditions and of course the commandment of extra cash. The reality for me anyway, given the surrounding location, room and the session, there was no more 'tantra' involved than my regular EE's who don't even know what the word means.
Comms with Francesca were reasonable, borderlining on slightly patronising pre booking and a slight lack of attention to detail when I was asked which session I wanted and for how long when I arrived. Gave me the feeling of when I used to visit agency girls who didn't take the actual booking. Conversation during the session was minimal which is how I prefer it to be, but a variety of life topics were discussed. Intelligence is subjective, so I would differ with other comments that Francesca is intelligent, but rather say she is experienced and well travelled.
Boobs were quite heavy and a little droopy but were used to good effect during the B2B.
The final negative thought would be the looks. I had to break my mindset of my usual young 20s EE masseuses with sparkling eyes, perky boobs etc. which was fine but other posters on that forum, who I shall call fluffies, that say she is younger looking than her pictures are just wrong, completely wrong. She has a very nice body, very smooth skin, nice rear end, but facially, I would say she is experienced and well travelled so that reduced some of the enjoyment of what was a fantastic massage. I am not so shallow as to put a negative based on looks, but it was more a combination of the look and the seductive expressions she gave from time to time during the session which she doesn't pull off eloquently by any stretch of the imagination.
-----Why the negative?
Subsequent to my first visit and review - despite the underwhelming experience, I made a return visit six months later in January 2015. This was after being offered a discount if I returned, so the session cost me 150. Although I booked an hour, we over ran by quite a bit to almost 90 minutes so it was much better value than the initial 230. It was also a much more erotic session, she even allowed and encouraged me to finger her to orgasm.
I made my third and final visit a couple of months later, same 150 discounted fee but this time with a slight twist. During the session, she mounted me fully naked in 69 position with her pussy millimeters from my face. What is one to assume, other than to have a little taste off the menu? She immediately lept off the massage table like an enraged spanish bull and went to take a long shower, like she had just been infected by the plague. After returning some 10 minutes later, the misunderstanding was cleared up, but we both agreed to end the session there. She later texted me to apologise profusely for her reaction, felt absolutely terrible and embarrassed and said she would give me a 50% discount if I decide to return to see her, but also saying that I underpaid the last two sessions - forgetting that she offered me the discount if I returned and making no mention earlier despite me clearly counting out 150 in front of her on both occasions.
I would have actually returned for another visit, but instead, she decided to ignore my booking request and slag me off to her fellow prostitutes
Fortunetely I was in the transition of moving across to UKP forum and full service providers so the impact was very much damage limitations, and I haven't looked back. Perhaps this is why I have some reluctance posting negative reviews in the past, although generally the majority of my punts go very smoothly.